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Talking about Daquan obesity is also a kind of figure.
2. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
Among good friends, you must cultivate a bosom friend. Don't think you are so versatile and have many friends. In the end, there is only one person who is sincere to you. Trust me.
Life will not be kind to us forever, and there will be setbacks and failures. We should learn to face it calmly with a philosophical attitude towards life and meet it with a calm and indifferent attitude. When we regard these as precious wealth of life, the sky in our hearts will not be overcast all the time. Cherish these experiences, treat your life well, and believe that the bright sunshine will definitely fall in every corner of the world.
No matter how bad your grades are, you can still smile. This is the dignity of a school scum.
7. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also body.
8. At that time, you were a butterfly, I was a fallen flower, my heart was broken, and the wings of the butterfly were far away; At that time, you were a clear spring, and I was a crescent moon, inseparable and empty; At that time, you were a pipa, and I was a string, singing in troubled times and feeling deeply in the world. The blood-stained paintings in Jiangshan are not as good as the vermilion in your brow, but they are just prosperous. As long as you smile like a flower, I would like to abandon the picturesque scenery and return to the imperial armor, and I will lose a drunken battle with you.
9. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.
10, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty and the other is natural inspiration.
1 1, I lost myself unconsciously. When will the people who love me come back?
12 I suddenly found an interesting rule: whether we watch a love drama or a youth idol drama, at the end of the day, the hero and heroine get married, and the TV or movie will be over. What does this mean? This profound explanation: as long as a man and a woman get married, there is no future!
13, I didn't know until I entered the examination room. What do you mean, I can cry without tears, and I can't shit.
14, I didn't know how ugly it was to follow someone else's ass until I was wishful thinking.
15, as long as you think it's right, do it, stick to it, don't care about other people's opinions, even if it's wrong, at least you have done it to prove that you have tried.
16, the distance between people should be kept well, too close will stab people, too far will hurt people.
17, I hope that the telephone, Internet, high-speed rail and plane will not be invented, so you may not miss it, so you come to see me.
18, study hard and want to go to school every day.
19, the poppy is beautiful, but I have lost the courage to approach it.
20. The deadly winter is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.
Network classic quotations: the second complete works;
1, just because the crowd looked at you one more time, I was blind.
2. Let me tell you some terms about 1: 1 is Little Singles Day, 1 is1and 1 1 is Middle Singles Day. Male bachelors are called bachelors, female bachelors are called bachelors, and right is right. The mascot of Singles' Day is four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Starting from 1, it is11. Recently, friends on the Internet are discussing the possibility that the lunar calendar 1 1 and October 1 1 coincide.
I didn't know until I finished the exam that I had so many things I couldn't do.
4, waiting for a discovery, waiting for a touch, let love boil again.
Everyone has inertia, which is innate, but we can change this inertia the day after tomorrow, because many people are changing. Don't wait for someone else to do something or business before I think of it. Don't wait for others to make money before I want to do it. No one believes in markets and opportunities, but everyone believes in inflation.
6. I will not give up and continue to preview; I don't doubt that a miracle will happen. I want to light a dazzling red light for myself in the future! I'm going to die anyway. So what? At least I'm strong, I'm open!
7. Go to a martial arts restaurant for lunch, where the taste is average and the price is relatively cheap. The characteristic is that everything there has a martial arts style. Call the customer a guest officer and the waiter a junior. The name of the dish is also a martial arts style. Braised pig's trotters are eighteen palms of the dragon, and the mutton pot is called Jiuyang Magic. At noon, while eating magic of Jiuyang, a Xiao Qiang ran around the table. As soon as he got angry, he called Xiao Er over. When Xiao Er saw it, he shouted: There is an assassin!
8. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.
9. I will hold the audience! The cook thought viciously, picked up a packet of salt and poured it all into the soup.
10. Don't often surf the Internet to do boring things and play meaningless games in your spare time. Read some literary works and learn some business processes, management norms, international current affairs and legal knowledge. This will ensure that you have something to talk about at any party.
1 1, people who are willing to suffer losses, after all, can't eat losses, suffer more losses, and there is always a thick report; People who love to take advantage will definitely not take advantage of it, winning small profits but losing big money. No matter how good things are, they can't be kept for a long time, and they can't be returned for a while. Nothing can win people's hearts more than always showing sympathy and love. Don't think that success or failure has no cause. Today's bitter fruit is yesterday's sowing. What you give now is what you get tomorrow.
12, the inspiration is what God whispered to you, but God is too busy to tell you again.
13, stress is inevitable, insomnia is helpless, so don't worry, don't be upset, accept it calmly. If you can't hide, go on. Can't sleep at night, sleep during the day.
14, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
15, [The so-called Singles' Day is an early warning signal the day before the mid-term exam]
16, you have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be archived. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.
17. A man who doesn't prepare lucky money for his wife is not a good husband, and a woman who doesn't buy new clothes for her husband is not a good wife.
18, everyone has his own destiny, don't be jealous of people and things he won't touch. Lucky one.
19, proverbs of life ① An open enemy is better than a despicable friend; (2) honest dissidents are better than treacherous confidants; 3 I would rather be looked down upon at first than be hated later; Communication without trust is like a mobile phone without network signal, which is only suitable for playing games by itself.
20. Jiang Zhishu, Hu Yifei, Guli and Gu Yuan, four great scholars, blessed me to turn over in the senior high school entrance examination.
Classical quotations about the network;
1, old advice: Daughter, you should eat properly to lose weight!
2. What is personality disharmony? Because you don't like this person's excuse anymore. When you fall in love, what is right, and when you don't fall in love, what is wrong.
It was that night, in the boiling and warm pool water and the advanced LED electroluminescence under the water, that I suddenly understood what the adults had said before: life is force majeure, which is the only overlord clause in the contract that no one can ever change. -Jing M.Guo's Tiny Times 3
4. A bachelor's signature was changed to: People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! ! !
5. Transferred from Cauchy: Transferred from Taylor: Transferred from Weierstrass: Transferred from Leibniz: Transferred from L'H?pital: Transferred from Newton: Transferred from Lagrange: Transferred from Fermat: Transferred from Rolle: Young man, I hope you won't fail the final grade.
6. Outside this cloud nine, he is the only one for me. I have been thinking about holding the child's hand with him after the birth, watching the sea of clouds churn and the golden sky flow. He doesn't know how important light is to me. -to the sky kingdom, seven sons of the Tang Dynasty.
Mother gave me a toothpick, and I want to pry the earth.
8. We are always looking for ourselves. In movies, novels and plays, people there have their own shadows, and then they sit down accordingly. In my heart, I am getting farther and farther away, and I am already blurred. Anyway, don't lose yourself, remember the way you came. We all have to find ourselves and be ourselves. No eyes, no ears, no tongue, no body, no sound, no smell, no touch, only when you find yourself will others find you!
9. I once told myself that if you can't move your heart, try not to move. If I really move my heart, I should at least keep silent, so that at least I can not hurt my self-esteem. However, at that moment, I was in tears. Turn around and run away, afraid to look again. -Canoe "Stars in the Deep Sea"
10, the price of success ① The world is not in the hands of people who laugh at it, but in the hands of people who can stand ridicule and criticism and keep moving forward; ② Work needs cost, and time is also a kind of cost. Cherishing time means saving costs; ③ Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear; It is wise to invest in knowledge, and it is even more wise to invest in the knowledge in the network.
1 1. Sexy women are not coquettish, and playboy men are the meanest.
12, the philosopher said that the difference between wisdom and cleverness is that smart people know how to choose and get rid of entanglements, which can make us more open-minded and live more freely. When you are struggling, tell yourself that you are going to lose something. Choose watermelon and bravely throw away sesame seeds.
13. Everything has a shelf life. Can there be love after the shelf life?
14, San Xiao is the greatest woman in the world. She takes responsibility to help you recognize the true face of a man.
15, A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive her. My task is to send her to God. . . .
16, tired, often hovering between persistence and giving up, indecisive. The trouble is that you have a good memory. What should be remembered and what should not be remembered will remain in memory.
17, in this life, I am afraid that two teachers and doctors, teachers, thugs and doctors will play PP.
18, I stood alone in the lost street, but the vague past gradually became clear.
19, footprint is a silent language, greetings are the blooming of flowers, blessings are the rushing of hearts, messages are the sails of friendship, and meeting you online is a kind of fate. May fate maintain our friendship; Meeting your blog is a kind of beauty. May it shine in your life. Knowing you in life is a kind of happiness. I sincerely wish my friends happiness and always accompany you!
20. Linking Gong Rulu on thin ice with a series of Qing Dynasty dramas is a living movie "Girls Chased in Yongzheng Years".
Giving is also a happy mood.
No matter how many grievances you have, you can only hold them in your heart. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.
Keep a visible wound and think of an invisible person.
Liking a person is a feeling, but not liking a person is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
Everyone's youth can't escape a love. Here, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but there is no eternal loneliness.
Forgetting words means that there is death on the top and intention on the bottom. Who do you want to forget? I'll never forget it until I die.
If he doesn't love you, no matter how considerate and gentle you are, he also has reasons to break up.
Every Monday to Friday, you can see the teacher performing a one-man show on the podium.
They say I like to laugh, but who knows how heartbroken I am when I cry.
In this world, don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.
I give you absolute freedom, and you give me absolute pain.
When other girls chase you, I really want to hear you say: Sorry, I have a girlfriend, and I love her very much.
The so-called girlfriends are those who play better than others and scold worse than anyone else, but the next day they are as good as a person.
Love, you don't have to get it, sometimes giving is also a kind of happiness, a kind of happiness that hurts the bone marrow!
It turns out that we are all romanticizing ourselves. Look, a false feeling, a hypocrisy.
When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.
The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you cheated me.
If, every time I tell a lie, my heart will increase a blank. I think mine has faded.
I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.
Never expect, never assume, never ask. Let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand, just as you wish.
I can't give you anything but my heart. You just don't want it.
Others point at your pain and laugh, so you can only stand and laugh stupidly, otherwise people will say that you can't take a joke.
What I'm afraid of is that even if I run and run all my life, I won't be where you are now.
I'm not a toy. You can come and go at will.
Don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because in the end you can only leave a heartless one.
You can still drink when the water is cold, and it seems lonely to say that happiness is cold.
We met after such a detour, and I know your importance better than anyone else.
No one will spoil you like a baby. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.
I don't have so many memories to hug you, and I don't have the extra strength to miss you.
When a person has nothing to lose, he is free.
There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate everything for you.
I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. Actually, I just touched myself.
It is really sad that people want to grow up when they are young and want to die when they grow up.
Every girl pursues a boy. Have you ever thought about how much courage a girl needs?
They say I like to laugh, but who knows how heartbroken I am when I cry?
I am not stupid. You didn't say anything, but I understand everything.
It's not that I don't insist, but that I don't have the courage to challenge your persistence.
What if it hurts? Life goes on. That is the reality. Without mercy, you will lose if you don't argue.
Say only three words to people, don't devote yourself wholeheartedly.
In fact, some words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not intentionally hidden, but if they are said, it will be a mistake forever.
Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.
What's wrong with myopia? Why do you have to see the world so clearly, so it won't hurt if you are hazy.
The most touching promise in the world is not "I love you", but when you need it, he says "I will always be there".
When we were young, we all wanted to be a gentle princess, but when we grow up, we want to be a crazy person.
I give you a chance to walk into my world seriously.
Without you, so what I'm still alive and strong.
Mood: forgetting is also a kind of happiness, and letting go is also a kind of deep love.
First, some lyrics are deeply rooted in people's hearts, whether we listen to songs or ourselves.
You should remember that he likes staying up late, smoking and being lonely, so you should urge him to sleep, smoke less and talk to him more every day.
Third, don't lose your future in the vast sea of people.
Fourth, sometimes, there are some words and things that I only hope people who want to know can understand.
Don't let the quiet and mellow life be defeated by bravado and excitement.
6. Don't let others get you casually, or you will be easily forgotten.
All my self-righteous pride is the light you projected into my heart and then reflected back.
Eight, when the rain quietly covered the tears, memories began to fade in my heart.
Memories make me stay in the sad past, so that I can't see the happiness now.
She cried and begged him not to go, okay? I won't quarrel with you again, and I won't quarrel with you again.
Sometimes I look back at my own story and feel sorry for myself.
I'm standing in the middle of the intersection, waiting for you to take me home.
Thirteen, give up what you should give up is helplessness, give up what you shouldn't give up is incompetence, don't give up what you should give up is ignorance, and don't give up what you shouldn't give up is persistence.
Fourteen, it has always been your own strong support, and you deserve it. No one was hurt.
Fifteen, forgetting is also a kind of happiness, and letting go is also a kind of deep love.
Our destination has been forgotten. Maybe I have arrived.
I believe you will be someone I will never forget, even if your heart belongs to someone else.
That girl is like a proud rose and never depends on anyone.
Nineteen, the place where you can't go out is your heart.
Twenty, time will not make people feel painless, nor will it make people forget the pain, but it will make people get used to it.
2 1. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.
Life is getting more and more depressing, and you are becoming less and less like yourself. Where are you? You always like things you can't catch.
What saddens me more than losing you is that you have never tried to be with me.
Twenty-four, there is an impulse not to run this relationship, because the mind is trembling and the brain is in control.
No one comforted me when I was sad, so I learned to talk to myself.
Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
It is also a blessing to let go of classic quotations. Let go of the offer.
Like him, without touching the classic quotations, this kind of letting go quotations has great beauty release.
1, like him, don't contact, but he always contacts me when I forget him. I am too tired to love, so we will respect each other and don't want to disturb.
2. There are many feelings that are unrelated, just because they can't give each other the happiness they want, and they are willing to give up, just to help each other live a better life. Although the two drifted apart, their original love and affection were always buried in their hearts, and gradually became a thing of the past and a part of life.
I want to contact you, but I am afraid to disturb you. I miss you all the time, and I really don't want to contact you again.
Letting go is also a blessing, and turning around is also a kind of deep love. Please forgive me. Neither you nor I can afford it. I tell you everything, but you tell me nothing. ....
Even though I know we can't be together, I can still love you. How long can this love keep me going?
6. Letting go is also a blessing, and turning around is also a deep love. I chose both, and I also chose to wait!
7. Even if we can't go back, or I can't go back, the love of that year is still deeply hidden in my heart. I can't say that this may be the most helpless. I really want to accompany you to the old age, even if I look at you quietly. I hope I can still have you in my eyes.
8. In this life, you are the first person to make me give anything, but you are indifferent. Not contacting doesn't mean not missing. Just be happy.
9. Even if we can't go back, or I can't go back, the love of that year is still deeply hidden in my heart. I can't say that this may be the most helpless. I really want to accompany you to the old age, even if I look at you quietly. I hope I can still have you in my eyes.
10, not contacting doesn't mean not missing! I dare not contact you, because each has his own life, and I miss you silently. May you and I be well.
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