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Speak suggestively

1, you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

If you are the sun, I would like to be the earth, and I can revolve around you every day. If I am the moon, if I think you can go around me every day, how about being a star?

4. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

6. I am suffocating by you! Want me to kiss you? It's beautiful.

7. In the vast sea of people, I saw your figure, and my heart trembled like this for the first time!

You used to like me, but now you don't. That's because I'm incompetent. I don't blame you.

9. When you are busy, I am afraid that you will forget me. I am jealous, I am jealous. You are very busy, and you are always afraid that my appearance will affect you. You are always afraid that when you dream of talking to someone, that person is me.

10, it takes 3 seconds for the stars to set, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for thinking of someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but only one second for a caring word. Take good care of yourself and be healthy and happy!

1 1, once we were far away from each other, once we were close to each other; Sometimes we comfort each other, sometimes we celebrate each other; No matter how bumpy the future is, let me walk with you, dear, and we will walk together in the world.

12, the person I love was taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

13. In the past, when I was in pain and sadness, I would cry, write a diary of thousands of words and send a short message to someone saying: It's all your fault that I became like this! Now I will only squeeze out a perfunctory smile and say insincerely: I am fine!

14, I know! But I can't. This marriage was arranged by God. Let's obey God's will!

15, Snowflake is a hunter and can always find happiness sensitively; Snowflakes are killers, always killing fatigue quickly; Snowflake is a worker, always making happiness with his heart; Snowflake is a master and always knows how to relieve fatigue. Dear, I wish you a happy winter.

16, thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

17, I sincerely hope that you are my deepest miss; Friendship is beautiful, and you are my endless concern; Affectionate, you are my greatest blessing; Happy road, you are my best gift; Healthy and happy, you are my most beautiful wealth!

18, I really want to grow old with you until I am too old to go anywhere. I will still regard you as my treasure.

19, I know I'm not perfect, but my love is the purest. I'm not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Loving you all my life is my most brilliant intoxication. I am trying to create a bright life. I really don't regret loving you

20. tenderness is like water, and the ceremony is like a dream.

2 1, I deeply believe that I no longer need to get the courage and strength to move forward from others, even if it is difficult for me, I know I can do it. Why should I run forward without looking back? Because there is no future person, I am not qualified to talk about the past.

22. If you really lose it, pretend it never happened. Don't entangle yourself, touch yourself and disgust others.

23. I think if the person I love is regarded as a work of art, she needs some flaws to treasure. For example, those technical deviations and color errors, or inaccurate grip of strength. In this way, we will feel profound or hard-won, and we will like it better.

24, these years, only alive to understand that happiness is the company of one more person.

25, you are my shadow, when there is sunshine, there is you! You are my sunshine, and I need you in a stormy day! You are my wind and rain, and we won't forget each other on the same road!

26. If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you.

27. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are soul mates, everyone will see that I like you.

28. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message.

29. If you are the sun, I am the sunflower, watching you every day! If you are a rose, I am a green leaf, relying on you every day! Dear, you are the most beautiful possession in my life! Bless you!

30, one person is United and never leaves.

3 1, how much love can you start over?

32. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

When you are by my side, I will forget everything in the world, because you are almost everything, and no one can replace you. When I hold your hand, you never know how satisfied I am!

34. You don't need to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you are.

35. Your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, I didn't stop for a second, which made me eat badly and sleep badly. I really miss you!

36. Maybe, no matter what God gives me or not, no matter how tightly my arm is tied, it still leaks; For me, no matter how I missed it in the past, I will have it.

37. You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

38, holding your hand, running together, our love is unstoppable; Close to your heart, always follow, always set each other off, our love can be broken

39. It has been very shallow, but how deep is it?

40. In the end, you will find that it is not the labels that can be easily attached that can connect you with others at a deeper level. It doesn't mean that you go to the same school, come from the same city or country, and have the same constellation or blood type. What can support you is the same beliefs, norms and values. You won't feel lonely until you find those who are on your way.

4 1, you, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

I want to be with you.

43. A piece of candy, I want to share the sweetness with you! A joke, I want to share happiness with you! A prayer, I want to share the future with you! Dear, I just want to be happy with you forever!

44. Honey, I love you. Kiss me. Please, love you, love you to death.

45. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

46. Your surname is an invisible shackle, and your name is a scar on my heart.

47. I don't want to be your goddess or your sun. I just want to be your shadow and stay with you forever.

48. You are my bride in this life.

49. How wide is the universe? I walked hundreds of millions of light years, but I still didn't come to an end; How deep is the ocean? Scoop a hundred million spoonfuls of water, but there is no soil; How big is my heart? Catch the universe, the sea and the next you.

50. When you are here, everything is yours. When you are away, you are everything.

5 1, we are always trying our best to do something completely unsuitable for ourselves, just because people around us say it is good.

52. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

53. Listen quietly and feel deeply slowly, and you will find how beautiful nature is; How warm life is! How lovely people love you! Please don't be stingy with your love for everything you have!

Cute, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

55. Love won't last forever.

56. I would like to be a tree and stand on the road you must pass. I would like to be a cloud (next88) to shelter you from the scorching sun. I want to make an umbrella to resist the storm. This is love!

57. Besides confession, there are many ways to like someone. I want to express my love with the most beautiful words in the world. However, when I am shy and silent to you, do you understand my love?

Meeting you is fate, and falling in love with you is beyond my control.

59. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I am obsessed with your love, and I love the meat you love with all my heart.

60. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet!

6 1, I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself Believe me, I will give you happiness.

62. If it is a mistake to love you without reservation, I would rather repeat it. Please don't hurt the person who cares about you the most in the world, okay? I love you until the last moment of my life! Please believe me!

I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

Knowing the news about you can make me happy for a long time.

65. Acquaintance, knowing each other, unforgettable, sincere friendship, lasting forever, on the long road of friendship, just asking how to cherish and own each other, I will never forget the days I walked with you.

66. All people, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

67. Love is priceless, and thousands of feelings are true.

68. It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

69. That vigor, that innocence. The turbulent period, the period of youth.

70. Take your hand and walk a long way.

7 1, I like the feeling of being with you again. ...

72. You loved me, met you, and fell in love at first sight. Your heart is in my heart. I fell in love with you and have been infatuated with you all my life. Heart to heart, no two hearts, please rest assured. Change your heart with your heart, never change your heart, even if an arrow goes through your heart!

73. Love at first sight, goodbye.

74. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

75. I know you like this song best, and I know what you think. I miss you.