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Women usually live for a few days.

Women usually live for a few days.

The first three months of pregnancy are more troublesome, and the average person's reaction is also relatively large. Pay special attention to diet and rest at this time. After three months, you can basically see your stomach, and after five or six months, your stomach bulges obviously. Precautions are as follows:

If you are going to be a mother, then you should know the following figures:

The growth time of the fetus in the mother: 40 weeks, that is, days.

The calculation method of the expected date of delivery: the date of the first day of the last menstruation is increased by 7, and the month is increased by 9 (or decreased by 3).

The suitable time for medical abortion: 49 days after menopause.

The suitable time for induced abortion: within 3 months after menopause.

The suitable time for mid-term induced labor is within 14- 18 weeks of pregnancy.

The most prone time of spontaneous abortion: within 5 months of pregnancy, most of them occur within 3 months of pregnancy.

Pregnancy reaction time: about 4 weeks of pregnancy.

The disappearance time of pregnancy reaction: pregnancy 12 weeks.

First prenatal examination time: within 3 months after menopause.

The interval of prenatal examination: once every 1-2 months within 5 months of pregnancy; Check once a month for 6-7 months; Check every two weeks after 8 months; Check once a week in recent 1 month; Check at any time under special circumstances.

Weight gain range during pregnancy: it should be less than 0.5 kg per week and gain 8-9 kg during the whole pregnancy.

Time of conscious fetal movement: 16- 20 weeks pregnant.

The most frequent time of fetal movement: 28-38 weeks of pregnancy.

Normal frequency of fetal movement: about 30-40 times every 12 hours, not less than 15 times.

Premature delivery time: within 28-37 weeks of pregnancy.

Normal frequency of fetal heart sound: once every minute.

Overdue pregnancy: more than the expected date of delivery 14 days.

Precautions for professional women:

The office environment is elegant and comfortable, away from the wind and the sun, but exquisite, with advanced and modern equipment. In fact, there are various sources of pollution. If you continue to work in the hospital after pregnancy, you can't expect others to take care of yourself like your husband. Some problems have to be careful.

Risk factor 1: computer

Computers are simply our indispensable right-hand man. But do you know that once the computer is turned on, the electromagnetic radiation emitted by the display is destructive to cells and will destroy the fine structure of the early pregnancy embryo? According to the latest research report, if a woman spends more than 20 hours on the computer every week in the early pregnancy, the abortion rate will increase by 80%, and the chances of giving birth to a deformed fetus will also increase greatly.

Therefore, before you are pregnant for 3 months, you'd better put your computer in a cold place, even if it is operated by others, you should keep your distance from it. Although it is difficult to do so, it is ok to touch the computer as little as possible. If you must use the computer, please keep an arm's length from the screen.

After 3 months, the basic development of the fetus has been completed, and good diplomatic relations can be restored with the computer, but don't sit in front of the computer all day to receive these radiation, otherwise it will also affect the development and immunity of the fetus. In addition to the work that must be done, the fun of surfing the internet, chat rooms and video games should give way to the baby for the time being.

Risk factor 2:

It is the most easily spread disease in the office supplies. Two-thirds of the bacteria on the receiver can be passed on to the next person, which is the main way to spread colds and diarrhea in the office. If someone in the office catches a cold or doesn't wash their hands after going to the toilet, the disease will spread in the office, which is likely to hurt you and the baby in your belly. So you'd better buy a new mobile phone. If you have to work with other colleagues, you should at least reduce the number of phone calls. Or just be diligent and often wipe the headphones and keyboard with alcohol.

Risk factor 3: air conditioning

The air conditioning in the room creates a cool and pleasant environment. When you go out for the first time, you may feel comfortable, but if you stay indoors for a long time, you may feel dizzy, tired and uneasy like many people. This is mostly the body reminding you: be careful with air conditioning!

A study in Germany shows that more than 50% of people who work in an air-conditioned environment have headaches and blood circulation problems, and they are particularly prone to colds. This is because air conditioning makes indoor air circulation poor and negative oxygen ions decrease. Expectant mothers who are responsible for the health of two people should be especially careful.

The prevention method is simple: open the window regularly to ventilate and discharge toxic gases. Also, during pregnancy, try to stay outdoors for a while and take a few breaths of fresh air every two or three hours.

Risk factor 4 ......

How many men can a woman bear at the same time?

Women have strong endurance. As long as there is enough space and time, she can get down, and so can men.

How many women do you have? What is the difference?

On the east coast, climb Jieshi Mountain to see the vast sea.

The sea is so vast that the islands stand high on the sea.

Trees and paraquat are very lush. Autumn wind makes trees make sad sounds, and the sea is surging.

The movement of the sun and the moon seems to come from the vast ocean.

A trip to the sun and the moon, if unexpected;

Han is a talented star, if you take him by surprise.

I am glad to use this poem to express my inner desire.

How many women can a man fuck at the same time?

Personally, three

My wife is often scolded by colleagues. What should I do?

How old is your wife?

My friend and I killed my wife.

You did a good job. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! There is no arable land, only exhausted cows. If there are more cows, you won't be tired. The land will be cultivated and the cattle will not be tired. . Why not? .

How does your wife feel after forcing several men to live?

How do you feel? It is the same to use it several times! I don't feel it!

My girlfriend was fucked by ten men at the same time, and ten men were together.

You can marry her if you don't mind. Japan has been fucked by so many people, and some people are married, mainly depending on how you look at it.

It's really good to play with my wife and some friends.

This kind of behavior is unacceptable, and it will not affect your normal relationship in the future unless your wife wants to.