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Chang 'an Old Man Comments:

This poem is a good work.

The open atmosphere is compact, ingenious and wonderful.

The correct way to write poetry should be like this. The author has a deep foundation and delicate writing. worship

02. Pearl River Beach

Five laws? Aigao (Yun Xin)

The fields are busy and the young leaves reflect the spring.

Squeeze green juice skillfully, and put jade powder in a coarse pot.

Steaming and burning together, enjoying the sweetness around the seat.

Feel the taste of hometown, open your heart and go far away.

03. Shengxi Water

Seven laws? Qifeng Cake (Yun Xin)

Mix butter, milk and lactose cream and simmer in a soup pot.

The low-side sieve must rise and fall, and the dough can swim when mixing.

You must add three drops of vinegar to the egg white, and baking paper can wipe the table clean.

Adjust the temperature up and down, bake in a box, and wait a moment for the fragrance to come.

It is not easy for the author to present in six rows, which shows that he is serious about his homework.

(1) is out of step and divorced from the purpose of reciting things.

(2) Superposition of complexity and courage leads to uselessness.

Three words need to be reconsidered.

Leng Yue review

05, strange Lingnan

Seven laws? Yongpipa

A tree is exquisite, a tree is golden, and it is full of fragrance.

Wandering bees are attached to each other, while thin butterflies wander freely.

The early swallow pecked the yellowbird alone, but the spring silkworm was invaded by the green chicken.

In the list of gods, he became a demon, but he envied the beautiful voice of pipa.

06, water cloud sword

Five laws? Wantuan (Lvliang Specialty)

Buckwheat is purple in May, and wheat flour is fragrant in autumn.

Grandma cooks the stove and Dad stirs the paste.

The knife is open and the clouds are closed, and the onion is matched with spicy ginger.

A small family can't make a feast, but a greedy guest stays long.

07. There is sunny snow in the western hills.

Seven laws? tofu

The wine table is simple, the platter is tender and mixed with onions.

The color is clear and the old vinegar sesame oil is cool and fragrant.

Appetizers don't need much food and have a good reputation.

What does modesty mean? Being near and far is good.

Xia Chaohui in 2008.

Seven laws? Chili-hot

Sharp-tongued, thick-skinned, blushing, mixed with sorrow and joy.

Noble temples are often taboo, and civilian huts enjoy it.

Why change your temperament to be vigorous and dry, and you can't escape poverty and poverty.

Dry and wet sauce soup depends on the taste, and each goes its own way.

09, China Xiang

Seven laws? noodles

It used to be called boiled cake, which was handed down by hand from generation to generation.

The dragon must cut the swallow with a knife to make it brittle, and the rolling pin will make Qishan bittern firm.

Birthday guests are rewarded with their bodies, and mei Niang is crushed with ice.

In troubled times, a gentleman accompanies him and has no worries about food and clothing.

10, poet Rusifu

Seven laws? Untitled

The magic pattern is tightly wrapped in red, and it is intoxicating to laugh or not.

The peeled soft beads are crystal clear, with sweet saliva in their mouths.

Now that fresh hands are here, do you know how difficult it is to respect Yuhuan?

Be sure to pay attention to the enjoyment of fruit fragrance, and don't be greedy!

Zhang Chengyu recommended comments: When people compare things with others, people generally suffer some losses. Tofu will suffer if you recite it with objects.

The word "wind and dust" is produced by the poet's understanding of the hemp character of Mapo tofu. In fact, this dust has nothing to do with tofu and Mapo's old man's house, but the poet tied them together. This is the poet's willfulness and licentiousness.

With dust, there will naturally be ecstasy and charm, with lips and dryness, and there are many images that have nothing to do with tofu and are slightly related to eating tofu. A little lame, but it's not broken after all.

After all, there is still a taste, and there is also a word that is not completely out of food.

William finally broke up with tofu through Xu Niang and fell back, but who said that Mapo tofu can't be dominated by Mapo? Who can tell that Mapo is not a beauty?

As a poem, the poet went around half a circle and finally turned away, but as a poem, the poet didn't really go far.

I like this feeling of being at arm's length

Shiwai Meiyuan 12

Five laws? Laomo

With a circle, it is not square, and pasta is used to it.

Dancing with Chanjuan, the fireside partner is busy.

The cooking world should be different, just like cooking time.

Customs are not old, and the wind is the hometown.

13, meandering in the East China Sea

Five laws? Hometown dish fried pumpkin with salted duck eggs

Who eat with * * *, Leng Yue according to empty hall.

Ji Huang Sanqiu show, leucorrhea with fragrance.

Yangguan clause, Pingle banquet in Wang Chen.

Chew out the taste, and the cold wind comes home.

Pan Wei 14

Seven laws? Fried Fish (Yun Xin)

Slight fireworks are full of glory, and the wind is fragrant.

Oiled and coagulated, red skin, hot invasion of jade flesh and blood.

Frost and salt have moistened the face of the cloud, and the ink sauce is still painted with snow makeup.

Before the frying pan overflowed, I ate with raccoons in the dining hall.

Du Xiaoli 15

Seven laws? Grapefruit (new rhyme)

The yellow robe under the knife is a little bit, and the underwear can't stand it.

Glittering and translucent bare Qian Qian grains, neatly arranged, appear tall.

There are plants in front of farmers' doors, and they can always be seen on market stalls.

Ordinary fruit has been rotten for a long time, but the skin has become thinner.

16, Geyi Guqin

Wudigua

Heaven and earth pity China and help friends all the way.

Red and yellow can be eaten, and the size can be borrowed.

You will be safe when you are young and hungry when you are fierce.

I advise you to remember that this thing has feelings.

17, Highland

Seven laws? Xihu gunrou

You can swim and drink ink on an empty stomach and watch fish and pigs coldly in Huagang.

Leading birds to lead the Yellow River has no such taste. I have been with the people for more than one hundred years.

He Lao knocked on the cauldron with bony bones, but abandoned fertilizer paste into the chemical industry.

Don't be surprised and ashamed when you are humiliated. Dongpo's eyebrows look comfortable.

18, south window

Five laws? Tofu (Yun Xin)

When you stay in acacia, home cooking is good.

Coagulation is water, which is concentrated into a paste with a little bittern.

Fry while boiling, steaming or baking.

A bowl of Qinglong soup and a thousand spoonfuls of nectar.

19, Peng Zhengguang

Seven laws? Braised pork

The chopping board costs five dollars and one knife, but the rock sugar is almost the same.

If you want to adjust your tongue, you should remember the color, smell and simmer gently.

Thousands of families like to eat, nourish yin and moisten dryness to make up for deficiency and tuberculosis.

Word of mouth pushes perilla, and rich food has a happy attitude.

20. Yu

Seven laws? Tangyuan (Yun Xin)

This thing will be born at the end of the year, and the honeysuckle tree will fall for it.

Sweet and cold rhyme knows far autumn, small and exquisite as a swallow.

How lonely it is to miss your relatives during the festive season. It is already full of treasures.

Whoever pities the spirit of the bright moon, who recites poems, don't be negative about your feelings tonight.

2 1, which comes from the heart.

Seven laws? crayfish

This thing is controversial today. When will you stop tasting it?

But with the fat water, it was finally collected at the dinner table.

Stir-fried and finely fried, fresh, spicy and fragrant.

Don't judge your body is useless, take the lead.

22. Spring Lantern Childe

Seven laws? Handle fresh tofu

You don't have to work hard to cook, and it's delicious to fry by hand.

Vegetarian meals in the world are tasted with halogen, and Huainan is better.

The ingredients are unique, the chicken is extraordinary, and the gas is better than the food.

Give a loyal guest, the lamp tastes really long.

23. Sing without confusion

Seven laws? Tangyuan (Yun Xin)

Steamed soft glutinous round beans are tender and smooth, and their hearts are simple.

The grain is pure praise, and the grain is full of seven treasures.

The dragon went out to sea to swallow the red sun, and Bei Hao gave birth to incense and beat Yujin.

Wan Li keeps its fragrance fresh, and always keeps its sweet time.

Comments on Acacia in the Last Issue of Shi Pin;

First of all, I preconceived that wine is not food [covering your face] [covering your face] [covering your face] [covering your face] Later, I found out that wine is indeed food, so I won't say this.

The whole is smooth, but the reading style is not consistent. How can I put it? If Stop Cloud's work is a dish, it is usually made by a private chef, but today's work is like a running water banquet. There is nothing wrong with the whole, but it can't be memorable. (Simply put, there are no sentences that make people shine. )

So I think the tail can be reconsidered, and the finishing touch is needed.

25. Xi Zhuqing

Five mung bean flowers

How much effort? How many times have you enjoyed it?

May it be ground like milk, and a little alkali will quietly coagulate the soul.

If you are used to seeing fat snow, who will come to the territory?

If you eat tasteless food, you will feel dizzy in the morning.

Exhibits:

0 1, Pan Wei (Friendship Exhibition)

Seven laws? Jiashan Li Hong (Yun Xin)

Cui Shu hates to put incense every year, and hopes there are no butterflies around.

It only needs green leaves and flowers, and it doesn't need Chun Qing's colorful clothes.

Fresh fruit is as sweet as cheese, and when you are angry, you will cover the window in the pool.

It is the peak season, and the light clouds fall to their hometown.

02, primitive life (digression)

Seven laws? willow

The willow tree is bright and the moss is holding hands.

The goddess of the nine heavens is the messenger of spring, and flying flowers do not envy immortals.

Summer is full of hot branches and autumn wind is full of leaves.

In the twilight winter, snow fills the silver wadding, and poetry is written in Chinese in four seasons.

03. Miracle (Friendship Exhibition)

Seven laws? red bayberry

Spring break hands will buy plums, and they don't seem to lose their heads.

Mix the powdered sugar well and have a taste. Sour juice will flow before tears.

Plum wine, a beautiful young woman, half happy and half sad;

The boudoir has a double dragon phoenix lamp, and the deep drawer phoenix still stays.

04, Ge Yi Guqin (digression)

Five laws? Yongguanyin map

Heaven and earth are strange, and the snow is shining.

Good years can smelt utensils, and bad years can satisfy hunger.

I'm not afraid of bathing in fire. How dare I quit?

I suggest you eat less, because it is very sad.

05. Zhong Tianci (Friendship Exhibition)

Five laws? Eggs (of hens)

A bowl of stewed dessert, double yellow sugar.

The bottom children's table is placed in the highest hall.

Meaning and cake * * *, it feels like a long face.

On the birthday of teenagers, I wish you good health.

06, quite critical (digression)

Seven laws? Jiaozi (Yun Xin)

Why do you look forward to the New Year when you are young? It is because it is difficult to eat and drink.

Dancing spoons and sticks with joy, the crisp stuffing makes people drool.

The candlelight danced and shook the children's shadows, and the fragrance sprayed and dyed the smile.

Jade cooking gold is irreplaceable, and the entrance of food is fascinating.

07. Sima Ting Yun (Friendship Exhibition)

Five laws? kaoliang

After first frost, the stove was sharpened sideways.

The guest is hard to swallow, and the chicken crows and pecks.

Du Kangchuan is famous for its flavor and wine.

Don't laugh at human things. It's never fair

08, Haitang Xiao Sheng (not opposite the neckline)

Seven laws? Begonia fruit (new rhyme)

I don't like rouge, but I secretly like agate.

From a distance, you can see the jade tapestry embedded with hawksbill treasures, and from a close look, the colorful birds are dazzling.

Fang Xu lives in the dance sky, and there is a panacea.

Enjoy the health of the spleen and stomach and moisturize the skin.

09. Zhong Tianci (Friendship Exhibition)

Babailian (Yun Xin)

Deep in the mud, dyed silk.

In midsummer, the leaves are luxuriant, and in late autumn, the leaves die.

Graceful flowers, lingering fog.

Ginkgo biloba nourishes the spleen and stomach, and the green nucleus benefits the kidney and the liver.

Lotus seed soup, barley stew.

After three meals, a few pieces on the tip of the tongue are salty.

Steamed chicken and lotus mat add fresh meat to the water.

One thing is full of treasures, and the eight-line law is sung.

10, through the ages (crime)

Seven laws? Blindman cake

Blindly bearing sorrow and thinking about food, the natural spirit is pure.

Ingenuity is innate, and skillful hands make craftsmen.

A mouthful of tooth fragrance spreads all over the world, and a hundred years of delicious food brings parents.

Small circles seem to be a common thing. Why do blind people create new ones?

1 1, Jiang Ziya.

Seven laws? Yong Yusheng (new rhyme)

Ninety plowshares and sixty Weng, a gust of wind rose to the top of the wine.

The seeds in spring are unknown, the crops in summer are harvested, and I am still young.

Frost reflects snow and willow in early autumn, and cranes dream of lingyun.

There is nothing mysterious about longevity and aphrodisiac. You often eat it like a dragon.

12, traces of love kiss (crime)

Five laws? Dongporu (Yun Xin)

Cooking is fat but not greasy.

Pearl grass meat, green willows look forward to fluid production.

Kindness doesn't need wine, food is gold.

Poems and clouds feed meaning and praise the world of mortals.