Talk about the funny humor in qq space.

When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

If I insist on something, the cannon can't beat me.

Give me all your sadness, I hope you are happy.

Everyone is guilty, and you and I are both accomplices.

Actually, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

Even if you kill me, all the enthusiasm.

You're not a VIP or an IP, you're just a P.

Give me a bed, I want to sleep with you until the world dies.

Call me to dare in the future, a heartbroken Han Han.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer.

You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather.

I cook and you help me wash the vegetables.

If you don't tell me, I may not understand.

If you don't laugh, you can lose face, because losing face can lose weight.

My youth was dedicated to the man called compulsory education.

I have been desperate and disappointed, but I have never been really happy.

Unknown lewdness is a man's show, and harmless lewdness is an emotional appeal.

Don't tell me you're sorry, you've lost your mind.

Money is not everything, the only thing that can't make you feel poor.

If happiness can't be with people

I can learn to tolerate you, but you will never allow me to indulge.

Although the circle is small, it is good to be clean.

I don't know what fashion is, but I have always led the fashion.

Want to be a cool person. Put your hands in your pockets and don't look back.

You are idle, I make money.

You bother me, you bother me again, you marry me.

You are the seam between the head of the bombing and the lightning.

The last thing a girl should do is to apologize for her love.

The world is not worth it, but it's worth talking to.

When I was doing something, you were still eating spicy silk at the gate of the primary school.

Only when I am fat will you be thin, lest I be thin and ugly.

I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.

Come to this world, I don't intend to go back alive!

Born proud, don't like detours.

Looking at the sky, there are snowflakes, thinking of you in the distance.

Emotion is the devil. If you don't control it, it will devour you.

I am an angel with broken wings, and I will never fly into your arms again.

Don't worry, I'm not a good person either.

I used to pursue love when I was sick, but now I only like money when I am sick.

Put on your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.

I like a quiet life. Interference makes my heart very tired.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect to take a taxi without taking a few steps.

Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with it.

Find, find, find friends, find boyfriends, kiss, hold hands, and have children at night.

A few days ago, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery. The plastic surgery was a great success. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

I especially envy two kinds of people: incompetent waste and conditional waste.

You say cold, I say cold heart.

People who often fight with you must like you very much; People who often say you are stupid are people who care about you; People who often say you are fat, you will let them die.

As a senior soy sauce party, we should not only pass by, but also stir up other people's world while passing by.

Sheep dancing with wolves, don't forget your identity.

The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days have been very fulfilling.

It is impolite to invite girls to dinner temporarily, which makes people have no time to wash their hair.

Going out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

What a dinosaur! It glows when you turn off the light.

I am not a princess. I never expect a prince, but I don't want a Tang priest.

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. This is very principled. You can't hate a visionary.

Don't show off in an ostentatious manner, there will always be a fourth grader to Kaka you.

When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is simply an animal history!

It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being completely frozen.

Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were breaking up. I haven't had time to be sad. He sent another message. Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. I was scared to death. I thought we really broke up.

To be a layman, there is nothing else to ask for, and it is pure and comfortable. I wish you a ridiculous cuteness and a cute speech.

Girls who love to laugh are not unlucky, and unlucky girls can't laugh.

I will try to be the girl you like, and then I will not be with you until I die.

When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are glass slag.

Never ask if you eat or not. It is not a problem for you to eat. Ask if you are full!

No matter how good you are, some people will despise you, and no matter how unbearable you are, some people will treat you like life.

Spring breeze can't blow you ten miles, where it falls and where it hits the pit.

I hope someone will give you calm love and accompany you to see the constant scenery.

You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

You are the anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

If you listen to too many lies, you learn to lie. If you watch too many lies, you become blind.

I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

Don't think about those messy things. Isn't it good to make money? Shallow happiness!

I haven't hacked you yet, because when I am down, I can see how miserable you are, and then I will be full of energy in an instant.

All your mistakes are on you. You are not smart, sophisticated, mature, perfect or excellent.

When you push your luck, weigh whether I am easy to mess with.

Fate is this book. If you don't turn it carefully, you will make a mistake. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

The older you get, the better your temper, and the less you care.

I just want to hold your hand and never let go. I'm afraid I'll go to buy buy as soon as I let go.

It is said that girls are beautiful only if they are confident, but who is not confident?