What's funny about QQ?

1. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without condoms!

The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.

3. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

Never dare to take a female driver's car again next time. It's the first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.

5. Speaking of the best women's diving duo in China, of course, it's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They often fall into the water at the same time.

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate, because I can talk to everyone.

7. "Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken." "What should we do, doctor?" "Nothing, I have fixed it for you with Meitu Xiu Xiu."

8. Do you know that the diameter of lightning is 5 meters for those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning?

9. The two people who trust each other most in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. The junior high school teacher said, "The senior high school teacher will talk about this knowledge point." The junior high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have talked about this knowledge point."

10. I didn't know who I loved most until the power went out. It turned out to be wifi.

10. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

1 1. What is loneliness? That is, you spent 50 yuan on the phone bill for three months, and you haven't used it up yet. In the end, you just let the monthly rent be deducted.

12. "What is the spirit of Lei Feng in the new era?" "Share the wifi password!"

13. What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer!

14. Whoever treats me as a spare tire will have a flat tire!

15. The most vicious sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

16. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."