Don't be cute, don't be spoiled, don't be heartless. Can hurt the classic copy (76 sentences selected)

1, after the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out and scolded:

I eat sugar all day. Is it sweet? You still won't kiss me.

When lying on the ground, the whole earth is my chest.

When I hold my hand in the shape of a pistol, I poop-poop.

What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

6. Be a lovely little fairy and make the whole world lovely.

7. I like your shyness and your concentration.

8. If you really don't hug, I'll go. I promise I won't. People want hugs and kisses. Please don't ignore me.

9. It's so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

1 1, can you save your money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

12, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, uh-oh, can chatting with me also make you orgasm?

13, the earth goes around once a day, and finally my boyfriend can be transferred to me.

14, don't quarrel with me, or I will kiss you easily.

15, I am a very practical person, I only believe that love grows with time.

16, the best evaluation of women is not that you are really beautiful, not sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.

17, I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

18 Once upon a time, there was a man named Tintin who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

19, I came over mountains to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

20. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me. Your fist and face can only be hard for me, and your eyes and ass can only be wet for me.

2 1, female: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.

22. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and kissing me.

23. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing.

24. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

25. The weather is fine today. I wonder if something will fall.

26. Do you want to move into my sweet dream and sleep with me?

27. Warm reminder that you haven't paid attention to your baby for a long time.

28, one day, everyone around to chat, talk about everyone's interest, a man said:

29. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I really want to fuck you.

30. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

3 1. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

32. I am burdened with wit and beauty that I shouldn't have at this age.

33. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

34. I am an angel, and I am a little princess. What can't be solved with a little charm?

35. Hum, I'm so cute. Do you have the heart to bully me?

36. I passed the tea shop and saw a couple kissing. I really envy me and want to drink milk tea.

37. Super sweet emotional quotations suitable for girls

I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday, and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.

39. You know my depth and I know your length.

If you are not nice to me, don't blame Xiao Wang's neighbor, Xiao Ming, a friend of Xiao Zhao, for being nice to me.

4 1, people are nice to you just to sleep with you. I am different. My sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen will do.

42. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

43. Look at my bad temper. Give me a hug.

44. The so-called growth means that once you hear the word "choppy", you will never think of the sea again.

45. I may be short because I want you to cover up my shortcomings.

46. Try to grow up, and then pick up your little brother.

47. You are more attractive than many snacks.

Give me five yuan. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you.

49. I am so wronged that people are just angry.

When I lose my temper, you should listen carefully. I'll admit it when it's over.

5 1, what are you doing without me? Cell phone explosion, playing games, brain poisoning, home fire.

52. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! And then ... we'll confirm the relationship!

53. I want to drink with you, and when I get drunk, I pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

54. It is worthwhile to share three meals with you and spend the four seasons with you.

55. Stay by my side. Don't run and don't let go.

56. I am cute. Just try it.

57. I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

58. I just hope you care more!

I really want to pretend to run too fast and accidentally hit you.

60. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

6 1, my fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

62. You have to pretend to be shot and say ahhh to me.

63. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

64. The best thing in the world is that I made you laugh.

65. I may have been a carbonated drink in a previous life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.

66. When my ex-girlfriend bought me a drink when she got married, I always felt that I should do something. When I made a toast, I said to the groom:

67. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

68. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

69. Chat with a female classmate and ask, What are you doing? A:

70. I am too lazy to move and want to lie in my brother's arms all day.

7 1, I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you take a bath.

72. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

73. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. I don't want any more. You just need to give me grass.

74. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

75. I like sleeping, because I dream of you every time.

76. I am the girl who touches Mr. Wang's heartstrings.