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All humble inscriptions are imitations.

If the score is not high, it is good to pass the exam. If you don't study well, you will be smart if you cheat. I am the only one free in the classroom. Short messages are sent quickly, and random books are turned frequently. There are heroes in laughter, but there are no novices in communication. You can talk about handsome guys and see beautiful women, without the noise of books and the fatigue of homework. Gao Renyun: Why bother?

There are not many "Ming" friends who make friends, so it is good to know each other. Beauty lies not in appearance but in spirit. Alice is a good friend, just my true feelings. Dedicate your life to save trouble and share happiness. Trust each other and have a tacit understanding. Can live and die together, adversity. No arguments, no jealousy. During the Warring States Period, Lian Lin made friends, and during the prosperous Tang Dynasty, Li Mengqing made friends. Friend cloud: "Your friendship is like water."

If you don't have much money, just spend enough. Don't pay attention to corruption. I am the busiest person in the National People's Congress, making drafts up and down and reading a lot of information. There are corrupt officials in the language cloud, and the media is fully exposed. Can you investigate the black sheep? There seems to be nothing to say, and criminals are not as good as ghosts: what?

People are not tall, and their virtues are famous; Few words, rational. Deng Gong with great wisdom and courage. History has made great contributions to contemporary creative theory. Talking about state affairs, the ups and downs are shocking. Can turn the tide, the top evil wind; Without losing everything, Gao reactive power was carried away. Set up South Xinjiang Special Zone and North Xinjiang Gankun. Wan Zhongyun: "Wei Xiaoping!"

The room is not "super", the PC is smart, and there is not much money. "Ben Si" is the name. Si is a humble room, and the computer comes first. It's too difficult, Gatsby. It's too light. There are "windows" for talking and laughing, and "Bojun" for coming and going. You can tune "E-mail" and read all the classics. There are CDs. What is this?

The country is not big, the technology is high and the reputation is big, and there are not many people, so it is good to participate. Sri Lanka is the Olympic Games, and the stars are like clouds. The players are all stunts now, and the coaches are also surprised. They can compete for gold medals on the field and have diplomatic friends present. They can break records, win or lose, have a heroic spirit of struggle and a civilization of communication. The lion in the east is angry, and the eagle in the west is singing. China says, "Look at my Olympics."

There are not many courses, nine classes a day. There is a lot of homework, and all subjects are very busy. Today's homework is very busy. History should be memorized, and Chinese should be imitated. Foreign languages should be dictated and math should be tested. You can check the information and surf the Internet. There are no answers to learn from and no friends to help. Dare to compare with ancient saints and surpass all students. Ask yourself: What is quality?

Qiu Mimi

There are not many people, as long as they are good. There is not much money, but the tickets are smart. You fight for it on the court, and you fight for it off the court. There is no difference between us when the doctor is joking. You can whistle and talk about the game. How can there be vicious referees and no crazy fans? English football hooligans, China die-hard. Our Cloud: A Game. Class Zhanghao, Grade Two, Huaxia United School, Changsha No.1 Middle School (1)

Inscription of a treacherous businessman

If you don't have a high diploma, you can go to primary school. You don't have to live with your brain. You are stingy and smart. Alice is the mall, and I am the only one. Waving sticks everywhere and throwing red envelopes at the yamen. There are people who are talking and laughing, rich and endless. You can stay in a hotel and pick up girls. No advice when most needed is least heeded, no police work. There are smugglers in the south and counterfeiters in the north. People say: He Dezhi? Zhen Chen, Class 2, Huaxia United School, Changsha No.1 Middle School (1)

Inscription of corrupt officials

If you don't have much money, two thousand will do. The house is not big, but a villa will do. He is an official, but he is very clever. Money in the belly, money in the brain. Laughing and laughing with members of the royal family, but no civilians. You can bully people and kill people. There is a motive for accepting bribes and suspicion of collusion. Finally, he vented his greed and put him to death. Everyone said: What's the use? Zhao Yi, Class 2, Huaxia Joint School, Changsha No.1 Middle School (1)

Electricity is bright.

Not many people, just one person. It's not much money, but a few dollars is good. Alice is a game, but I control it. Press the keyboard crazily, and hit the mouse unscrupulously. Talking and laughing, companions, no harassment. Keep your eyes on the screen and read the introduction. No parental blame, no homework. Wu Jialing Changsha-Zhuzhou-Xiangtan Gas Plant. Chen Jiayun: How cool is it? Changsha No.1 Middle School Huaxia United School Class 2 (1) Chen Jia

Learn the inscription

The way to build a building has a good foundation; The way of planting trees must be deeply rooted. Run or run, and wrestle sooner or later. The same is true of learning, how can you have less foundation? How to improve the foundation if you don't learn it well? You can't find a man who is successful in one step. There are no high-rise buildings with flat ground, no trees and grass with broken roots. Only by laying a good foundation can we learn well. The way of learning, foundation is very important. Xiangyi Experimental Middle School 13 Class Paul Hu 200 1 Grade

Laorenming

I am not young, as long as I am not sick and have few sons, filial piety comes first. Sisi is a living room with poems and pipa. Seeing the sun, although it is dazzling, it warms people's hearts. I will do anything to make you laugh and sigh. You can water the flowers and relax. There is no noise of quarreling, and there is no pressure of illness. I smile when others sigh. Others say: childlike innocence is still alive. Chen, Grade 2000 of Xiangyi Experimental Middle School1Class 3

Family inscription

The room is not big, as long as you can live. There aren't many people, so it's ok to be lively. Although the home is simple, it is very warm. Into the small study, the book into the eye. Listen to a pop song and watch a good movie. We can chat and have a heart-to-heart talk. There is no pain and sadness, only happiness, smiling every day and being happy every year. Everyone said: family fun! Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3 Liu Xiaoqi

Heidianming

Wine is not expensive, as long as it can be drunk. Smoking is not good, but smoking is good. This is a black shop, but I run it. Sewage flows everywhere, filled with smoke. Laughter and hooliganism, not serious communication. You can smoke opium and demerol. No advice, no fear of exposure. Don't be Liu Hulan, be partial to Zhang Jun ... Ting Yun: Be sparse and don't leak! Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3 Liu Fangzhou

Inscription of dangerous house

The building is unstable, but it looks famous. The quality is not good, but the money is good. Although it is a dangerous building, it is still interesting. The steps are unstable and the cement is not reinforced. It is not peaceful to eat and drink while talking and laughing. You can get bonuses and favors. There is no confusion of inspection, and there is no excuse. Corrupt officials charge me money and brokers take money. People cry: He Anzhi? Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3

Inscription on smoking

There are many brands, as long as there are cigarettes. Whether it is true or not, it is good to smoke. Alice is a tobacco stall, which is the best way to make money. Smoking is addictive and cancer enters the heart. Talking and laughing with a cigarette, the brand kept changing. You can cheer up and pose. No place is clean, and there is no place without soot. Nanyang swallows clouds, and West Shu spits fog. Sucker cloud: How about a smokeless one? Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3 Wan Qian

Yu Gongming

No matter how high the mountain is, it is flat when it is strong. No matter how wide the party is, as long as it has the heart. Sri Lanka is a huge mountain, but only the public dares to do it. Dig a mountain, and the sun sets in the Bohai Sea. He has children and grandchildren, and he has no leisure. It is not serious for Zhi Dou to laugh at Gong Yu. No one is too noisy, and there is no long work. Gong Yu did his best, but he cleared two mountains. Lieziyun: Why are there fools? Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3 Zhu Heng

Gambling inscription

Not many people, as long as they can gamble. No skill, cheating wins. Alice is a gambler and wants to win very much. I haven't slept for a few days, and my body is light. There are high-ranking officials involved in gambling and civilians collecting money. You can pay 10 thousand yuan, but you lost 1000 yuan. There is no risk of stealing and robbing, and there is no hard work. Today you win, tomorrow he wins. I said in my heart, God is coming! Tang Yang, Grade 2000 of Xiangyi Experimental Middle School1Class 3

Inscription of "Gentleman"

It's dark and windy in the middle of the night. The street is quiet, only you walk alone. It is Liang who is so shrewd. Turn the window quickly and open the door quickly. Alcohol and tobacco mobile phone, diamond ring VCD. And RMB, and US dollars. No job, no profit, no truth, no reputation. Stay at the police station and come out as a gentleman. The gentleman said: Why not? Xiangyi Experimental Middle School Grade 20001Class 3 Ronan

Mingxingming

The nose is not high, but cosmetic surgery is effective. Not famous, just make money. Alice is a villa, but my star. Cut your eyebrows in half and cover your eyes in half. There are rumors in laughter, but no truth in communication. You can hit the reporter and scold your mother. There are flattering ears and quarrels. Swear words piled up like a mountain, and several bottles of coke spilled all over the floor. Fan Yun: Better than relatives! Xiangyi Experiment Class 20001Class 3 Tan Yiling.

Mingxingming

If the play is not good, it will become famous if you go with the flow. The acting skills are not high, and the support is spiritual. Want to go to further study, no diploma. Climb behind the scenes and become a star in front of the stage. Body double, who looks for his body in filming, has no innovation in action. You can shoot advertisements and be a singer. Without dubbing, you will be confused and have no body double. South won the Golden Horse Award and North was nominated. Youyou: Why bother? Cutie of Grade 2000 13 in Xiangyi Experimental Middle School.

Climbing inscription

It's not far, as long as you can walk. Years are not high, and ambition is the spirit. I'm a tree despite all difficulties and dangers. Spring has come, the mountains are green and the grass is thick. There are big trees in the sky. Try to do it. Work hard in life and show your pride. If there is no real danger, you will be afraid of your own fears. There is no limit to learning the sea, and Shushan climbs the road. Qu Ziyun: What are you afraid of? Grade 2000 of Xiangyi Experimental Middle School 13 Class Music

Qi (postscript)

The text is not long, as long as it is strange. The meaning is not deep, but chewing is the spirit. Alice is a short essay, but I'm Frank. Humor is hidden in words, and humor is fragrant. Talking and laughing are organic, and communication is not serious. It can dissipate blood stasis and phlegm, strengthen the body resistance and consolidate the foundation. Without the harshness of sages, without the appearance of morality. There was flattery in ancient times, but there is a game inscription today. Xu Gongyun: He Qizhi?

If the score is not high, just pass;

If you don't study hard, cheating will work;

Like a classroom, only my leisure;

Novels spread quickly and magazines turn frequently;

Thinking about playing chess and watching movies;

Good at copying homework and borrowing strange articles;

There is no noise in the sound of books, and there is no trouble in learning;

It's not a dance floor, but it's comparable to an amusement hall.

Xinyun: Mix a diploma!

Write "Ming"

Don't write too much, you can use clever words and bad words. I am writing, but I am sincere. The arrangement of paragraphs is ingenious, the conception is novel, the Chinese and foreign affairs are narrated, and the ancient and modern feelings are expressed. You can use narrative to express your true feelings. No stylistic norms, no grammatical constraints. Discussion and elaboration, narrative and lyric articles, student cloud: good writing, wonderful writing.

Make friends "Ming"

I don't have many friends, so I just know them. Beauty lies not in appearance but in spirit. Alice is a good friend, just my true feelings. Dedicate your life to save trouble and share happiness. Trust each other and have a tacit understanding. Can live and die together, adversity. No arguments, no jealousy. During the Warring States Period, Lian Lin made friends, and during the prosperous Tang Dynasty, Li Mengqing made friends. Friend cloud: "Your friendship is like water."

Network "Ming" (I)

The internet speed is not fast, as long as you can get on. There are not many games, but fun is the spirit. I am the internet, but I enjoy it. There are many websites and games are often played. I want to send messages and watch videos. You can send pictures to watch movies. No nagging ears, no housework. It's not heaven, but it's comparable to school. The netizen said, "Fun, fun."

Network "Ming" (Ⅱ)

The level is not high, and the money is famous. I haven't practiced for long, as long as I have a number. Si is a game, but I am the only one. "Potions" are eaten quickly, but tricks are delivered frequently. Wondering where the blame is and how to upgrade. You can use plug-ins, depending on the situation. No parents' guidance, no problem. It's not the real world, but it makes sense. Player cloud: "Fun and fun."

Dress up as "Ming"

Clothes are not expensive, just fit. You can hide your shame without wearing too much. I'm dressed up, but I'm laid back. There are no buttons on the coat and holes in the trouser legs. Make-up is about skills, and there are also patterns in finishing. You can dye your hair and get your ears pierced. Don't worry about fat or thin, don't worry about height or short. Jiangnan beauty salon, Saibei barber shop. Handsome guy cloud: "so cool, so cool."

Beggar "Ming"

The clothes are torn, just to cover up your shame. If you don't have much money, you will win if you spend enough. Alice is a beggar, I crawl, lose money quickly and roll money frequently. Thinking about filling the stomach, thinking about sympathy. You can buy a hotel and have a big meal. No housework, no debt. Although not a civil servant, he is better than the wage earners. A beggar said, "No one can compare."

Answer: Kill you with Mingbi-auxiliary level 2 9-25 2 1:45

If you have no talent, you can do it as long as you have ambition. If your grades are poor, your efforts will be energetic. I study hard, study hard, read thousands of books, seek knowledge with understanding, talk and laugh to increase knowledge, and think to promote the pace. I can understand things, cultivate my temperament, and be pleasing to the eye without worldly confusion. Learning the sea is a boat, and learning the mountains is a shortcut. Our generation said, "Why not?

Write an inscription

Inscription of works

If there is not much money, it will be hundreds of thousands; You don't have to be short of things, and it is the spirit to be good at mixing.

I am cool, but I am happy; The boss often raises his salary, and the boss doesn't call the roll;

Get bonuses every month, and stocks often rise and fall; Have time to take frequent vacations and travel abroad;

There is no worry about traffic jams and no overwork. If you are lucky, you will be richer than a star.

Boss Yun: Don't stop during the holiday.

Le transparent

If there are not many yards, six yards is the winner. You don't have to sign early, but honesty is the spirit.

I am a dream, but I won't wake up. Counting cards is very accurate, six stars at a time.

After winning the first prize, Yin Bei took the prize money. You can buy a villa and pile up gold.

No alarm clock, no overtime. Fighting at the hotel at night,

Sleep until you wake up naturally every day.

I said to myself, "You must succeed! 」

Boyfriend Ming

One is not high, one hundred and eighty will do; Love is not deep, romance is spiritual.

I am a young man, but I get gold; Love letters are well written and gifts are often given;

Can sing and play the piano, have a car and have money;

You can send it at will, have sex indiscriminately, and don't snore; No housework,

This strong man is superior to Pan in figure and appearance.

Finish the story: dear, it's good.

Nvyouming

Hair is not long, just a ponytail; Love is not strong, but gentleness is spiritual.

I am a bird, but I am dependent; Snacks are well done, and love words are often said;

Can flirt at the dance, considerate and sweet;

Can be thin waist, light palm, no nagging ears; Without the burden of cleaning,

Love is like the deep sea, it looks a little fairy.

Never say: not tonight.

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Humble room inscription-university edition

I didn't sleep deeply, just slept.

If you don't eat much, beer will make you feel better.

I'm from the dormitory, but I'm relaxing.

Newspapers turn over quickly, so we can chat online.

Touch mahjong eight times, thinking that you will win by touching it yourself.

You can watch porn. Very passionate.

There is no sound of books, but there is a CD.

Although it is not a hotel, it is comparable to the suite level.

In my heart, I said, it's so cool.

Humble room inscription-girlfriend inscription

Hair is not long, just a ponytail,

Love is not strong, but gentleness is spiritual.

I am a bird, but I depend on it.

Snacks are well done, love words often say,

Being able to flirt at the dance is considerate and sweet.

You can have a slim waist and a light palm.

No nagging, no cleaning.

Love is like the deep sea and looks like a fairy.

Everyday: It's nice, dear.

Humble room inscription-boyfriend inscription

If you are not tall, 180 will do.

Love is not deep, romance is spiritual.

I am a young man, but I send gold.

Love letters are well written, gifts are often given,

I can sing, play the piano, have a car and have money.

You can do whatever you want, make fun of sex,

No snoring, no housework.

Stronger than a strong man, more handsome than a bull,

Never say: not tonight.

Humble room inscription-ass edition

Virtue is not high, and it can be crooked;

Not much, just shoot it.

I am a fart, but I am the wind.

Give sweet words to the top, bow down and show your charm.

Laughing and scratching, loyal to each other.

You can be a rocket with a long head.

No effort, no diligence.

Virtue is cheap and profit is heavy, and hands are often light.

Those who long for this say: shame their ancestors.

Humble room inscription-mahjong inscription

Art is not refined, money is spiritual;

Not many people, just four;

Alice is a clear entertainment, but mahjong is a classic.

You'd better clean it up before you come in.

Looking for the moon in the sea is cool, looking for pleasure at the bar,

It can strengthen the spirit and use the brain.

There is a kind of entertainment day and night, regardless of men and women;

See the winner in four laps, don't forget the shape.

Gambler Cloud: What's the problem?

Inscription of humble room-student inscription

Not many points, 60 Wang;

If you don't study hard, you will win if you can copy.

See the Duke of Zhou every day and fall in love at night.

Ask parents about food, clothing, housing and transportation, and take a taxi in and out.

Talking and laughing are all in the Three Kingdoms, and a large group of people come and go.

You can call your friends and drop bottles.

I don't know why Newton, and I don't know who he knows.

The sky is boundless, and youth goes without a shadow.

Kong Ziyun: "What do you know?"

Inscription of humble room-inscription of hot girl

Breasts don't have to be big, just a C cup.

Make-up doesn't need heavy make-up, but it's smart to wear less.

Alice is a hot girl, and everyone is very emotional.

Short skirts go upstairs, thieves see stars.

Brand-name gold diggers, don't be jealous if you have no money.

You can jump the steel pipe and take a picture.

I don't feel confused after listening to it, and the breath makes me tired.

Beauty betel nut beauty, hot actress.

The drunken man said, "What's the shame? 」

Humble room inscription-fart inscription

When the sound is silent, the general principle of qi works.

The taste is not strong, but the nose is rich.

Farting is human nature.

Slow to melodious voice, urgent to have light.

It's unnecessary to take off your pants. Immortals are famous.

It can soothe the nerves.

The elevator was crowded with people, and the lobby was silent.

Rogue cloud: "Not me! 」