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Deduct personality and talk about domineering
Laughing is a lifetime, and crying is a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.
I live to eat meat, and any animal on the grassland may be my lunch.
4. We have nothing to be afraid of. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!
5. I don't blame my brother for not being human, but my nephew for being so charming.
6. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.
7. I put a knife in my brother's rib and a knife in my brother's rib for a woman. I really understand the middle truth.
8. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?
9. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.
10, thank God for making me lonely and enduring the suffering of my soul.
1 1. Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will ruin the whole heaven.
12, two dollars 1 hour of love, sister, I don't want it.
13, it's not that I'm unique, but that you can't keep up with my footsteps.
14. Now that you are a man, don't mess with other women.
15, put away your ambiguity and take him away.
16, your brain is not filled with brains but with soybean milk.
17, don't mess with me. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.
18, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose us perish, so I won't say much about what I have mastered.
19, don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!
20. You look "Please come and scold me".
2 1, don't think that you are tall, I have to look up to you.
22. Don't talk to my sister about feelings. You are not the person I want to talk about.
23. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.
There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.
25. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
Don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.
Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.
I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.
29. I'll put you aside to dry and bring it back.
I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be an ancestor of the rich.
3 1, don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.
32. You can have everything in this era, except face.
Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.
Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.
Now that you have left, don't think about coming back some day.
36. Grenade is very expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!
37. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband and your little father.
38. My mother must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
39. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
4 1, I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
46. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.
47. Brothers are of one mind, and I will fight against three thousand enemies?
48. My brother has given me glory, and I am even crazier than the sky.
49. Brothers are people who shed tears and shed blood together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.
50. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although he is not easy to mix, he can get you a knife!
Signature deduction is super domineering.
Signature deduction is super domineering.
1, play with your brother, and I will make you cry rhythmically.
2. Glowing is not the patent of the sun, I can also shine.
Please leave my love and get out of my world.
4. Either insist on loving me or leave early.
5. False friends and sisters are dogs that can never be fed.
6. Without you, my world will go on.
7. I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.
8, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, I have this style that you don't have.
9. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.
10, sooner or later, men who treat women as clothes will run naked.
1 1, girlfriends, as long as your mother is happy, it doesn't hurt to ask me to sell iron.
12, why don't you try my brother again?
13, I will never let anyone take what belongs to me by any means.
14, if you make me disheartened, I will treat you as a joke no matter how many sweet words you say from now on.
15, throw away what you can't keep.
16, I despise arguing with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.
17, timid men can't give women a happy future.
18, all excuses are nonsense, and they are used to cover up the unwillingness to sacrifice.
19, as long as my parents are still alive, my brothers and my lover will not leave. Everything else can be fucked.
20. I am not good-looking, have a bad figure, have a bad temper and swear. I'm sorry for my disappointment.
2 1, you are not qualified to play with my love. If you dare to play, I will kill you!
22. Even if you freeze to death in the street, you won't shake your head like a dog.
23. Investing in yourself is king.
24. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.
25, in fact, you don't have to be so cold, I never thought about entanglement.
26. Take your bitch and get out of my world. I'll make you shameless.
27. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.
28. Don't think that you have touched the whole of Russia, you forget that there is a brave heart in Russia!
29. I have to say that you really have a high-end atmosphere.
30, my world I am the king, my woman Wang Zhongwang.
3 1, leave me alone and let me die.
32. Hard life needs no explanation.
33. You have no right to say that I have changed. Do you know the proverb that I owe you?
Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.
Don't play the role in front of my sister, you are an animal at best.
You can't play with my feelings.
37. Girl, I am born arrogant and not a good person.
38. Loyalty is because there are not enough chips for betrayal.
Don't forget to invite me to dinner when you have a girlfriend. The big deal is to drink a bottle of beer to wash away the sadness.
40. Even stars should smile at the camera. What reason do you have to show off your face?
4 1, strong for me, ruined your world!
42. Sisters said, tell fortune tomorrow and calculate the lives of those bitches.
43. I won't frown at anyone you are desperately in love with now.
44. Those who betray me, I will make your life hell.
45. Don't go near labor and capital if you are not strong.
46. I am not the king of expression, and I can't play the kind of embarrassment you want.
47. If it is sentimental and old, all sisters will be knocked down.
48. I am only forbearing now in order to get back at you severely in the future!
49. When you know how to cherish, you leave.
50. Don't touch the person I love, even if I'm not with TA.
Talking about girls' value-for-money domineering personality signature in buckle space
No.65438 +0 was born, first he was laughed at by others, then he smiled at others, and finally he died with a smile.
In a threesome, one person must have the final say.
NO.3 life is like copying, repeating every day.
NO.4 wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.
In fact, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.
NO.6 the most fake sentence in the world is, classmate, let me say a few words briefly below.
The difference between ambiguity and ambiguity is that the former is engaged in the latter NO.7
NO.8 Confucius said that it is difficult to raise a female villain. I think as long as there is money, everything is easy to raise.
NO.9 the beauty of a gentleman's adult, the villain wins the love of others, and the bitch loves it.
10 you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.
No. 1 1 loves me the most or hates me. Don't be cold and heartless to me. At least let me know how I should treat you.
65438 +02 Smile at the person you hate the most, and be as arrogant as you want.
No.65438 +03 I think I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.
14 women's university has changed eighteen times, and it has become more and more casual.
15 What I want is not that I love you, but that I support you, but that I am still together when I am old, and you.
16 The world belongs to us, to our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.
Drag and drop domineering personality signature
Drag and drop domineering personality signature
1, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.
2, ice cream+watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone+full WIFI+ cold beer+cold drink+World Cup+friends who can shout out on a hot day.
Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.
4. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
6. I found that today's children wash their hair not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!
7. You never know if people on the other side of the screen really like you.
8. Too many people take off their pants and fart, so people invented skirts.
9, the left eye jumps, the exam is skipped, the mobile phone is thrown, and people are stupid.
10, I'm not sick. Don't look at me so strangely.
1 1. If you give me an iced coke at this time, I will do whatever you want! I told you not to drink.
12. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.
13, don't sleep in class, just bury yourself on the wine table and get drunk.
14. Are you there after receiving your verdict? I will be so excited that my blood will boil and rotate 360 degrees, and then I will calmly say yes.
15, I look so tough on the outside, but I am hopelessly romantic on the inside.
16, after many years, the little loli has become Sister Xianglin.
17, except for your name, there are not so many warm words that can touch me.
18, I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.
19, the first apple changed the physical world, the second apple changed the technological world, and the third apple changed the music world.
20. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. As a result, I became a nut wall, blocking your view.
2 1, all the hopes you gave me made me despair.
22, you two, or two, two are there, no three no four.
23, the classic personality signature of reality: in a word, the rivers and lakes are too sinister, the people's hearts are too complicated, I can't afford to hurt, I don't play.
24. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
25. I lack a lover who will give me a hug no matter how I cry.
26, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.
27. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.
28. If there were no homework, exams and parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone would like going to school very much.
29. If your boyfriend and his best friend fell into the water together, who would you save first? Explain to me why they are together first.
It must be admitted that today is a day for couples to show their love and learn to show off their achievements.
3 1, my retreat, my tact, all come from learning from mistakes.
32. Is your girlfriend robbing your boyfriend? How many girlfriends deserve to be robbed!
33. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-playing.
34. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.
35. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.
36. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
37. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.
38. My sister's pear is even bigger at the thought that the post-90s chick can legally get married this year!
39. Why are you standing on the air conditioner? Because I will catch a cold.
40. Would you choose to buy you a coffin: flip, slide or full touch screen?
4 1, I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I ran into a wall.
42. When China is developed, I want foreigners to translate classical Chinese.
43. I remember Dong Fangbubai said: You said I let the whole world down. Have you been kind to me?
44. Grandpa said: "I have watched the news broadcast for more than ten years, but I didn't see the finale.
45. There are too many liars now. In the afternoon, I heard a man in the street say that I was dying of heat. I am very kind and afraid that something will happen to him. He followed her for three blocks and didn't die! Liar.
46, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!
As a matter of fact, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.
48. I typed on Baidu to find someone more shameless than me. Baidu said sorry, I didn't find anyone more shameless than you!
49. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is "lying in the trough can still be used to prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove"
50, this kind of thing, if you have the skill, don't rush to the waist and chest.
5 1. Homework is like three thousand beauties in the harem. I don't have that much, so I don't need to write it.
52. The motorcycle downstairs broke down today. I really didn't do it. I just clap my hands.
53. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.
54. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.
55. People who don't love you would rather dig them out of their hearts than expect more.
When we were young, as soon as boys chased us, we hid in the toilet.
57, the child's hand, the child is gone, if the child does not leave, stun and continue to drag away.
58. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.
59. 10086 is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.
60. Not every girl who laughs all the time is strong. Laughing is just to hide her heart. The more she likes to laugh, the more sad she is.
6 1, I suddenly found that review is like my wife's mobile phone, just like Xiao San and his wife are together, and I feel sorry that my wife is dying when I think of Xiao San and Xiao San together.
I allow you to walk around in my world, but I absolutely forbid you to run around in my world.
63. If mosquitoes can shine, my room is breathtaking.
64. Boss, have a bowl of mala Tang. Not spicy. Don't burn your bowl.
65. Come to the bowl quickly, and then you can go to the bowl. Can't you find a bigger bowl?
Some friends are like dogs. Go with whoever has bones.
67. The sea will dry up and stones will rot. I want to change it.
68. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.
69, youth, please forgive me, I neglected you.
70. The sky is gray and wild. There are four lines on the composition paper.
7 1, I would like to see the person who said this happy all his life.
72. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.
73. People who eat more are called foodies, especially those who can eat are called gits.
74. Don't call my eyes bad, and don't call him ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.
Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.
76. Life is too short to be sexy; Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.
77. When a sow goes up a tree, it is when I fall in love with her.
78. If vows of eternal love could be eaten as food, there would still be so many beggars in the world.
79. The weather is very cold. It takes a lot of courage to get up and go to the toilet.
80. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while!
8 1, next month is another day for couples to show their love and show off their achievements.
82. I have used cool dogs for so many years. Say hello cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it. Who do you call a dog?
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