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"Not old, not young" and "Shy or not, okay?"

The Encyclopedia of Stories and Folk Stories column organizes and collects some folk stories for readers to read online. Here I have compiled for you a folk tale about "old and not old, young and not young" and "shame and not shy, good and bad". Please follow my steps and take a look at "old and not old, young and not young" and "not shy and good". Shame or not, okay?"

On this day, he set up a sumptuous banquet at home and posted a couplet outside the door, which read:

Old and not old, young and not young;< /p>

On one side it says:

Shame or not, okay?

Zhang Huang stood at the door and said to passers-by: "Whoever can guess the meaning of the couplet I wrote, please invite him in and eat and drink for free." Zhang Huang said this, Immediately, a group of people gathered around, looked at the couplets, and made random guesses. After that, Fang Sheng stopped coming to see Yu Niang, and Yu Niang waited impatiently. Months later, a pregnant old woman nearby gave birth to a fat son. The old couple were so happy that they had a son. They gave the child a Tang Sai'er and smiled again, took the axe, and pointed at it with two fingers. With a gentle poke in the eye, the ax returned to its original shape. She weighed the ax lightly and said, "Xiniu has been hiding in the river for a long time without seeing any movement. At this time, cocks and dogs were heard in the village, and two or two people were seen on the path. Xiniu thought to himself, old man It's not a problem to hide like this! But as soon as he looked up, he saw a woman walking towards him with a floral bundle. He was so frightened that he immediately retreated and waited for the woman to go away. Xiniu quickly ran back to the waterwheel. Looking aside, I saw a woman's flower cloth hanging on the water cart frame. Lin He failed in his marriage proposal. The whole family hated this dog official even more: It's not like we paid less royal grain and national taxes, so why should Lin He not be allowed to have a wife? Feeling depressed all day long, he remembered his cousin's smiling face. He recalled the time when he went to his grandmother's house and played a game with his cousin: his cousin would be the bride and he would be the groom. From then on, he secretly made up his mind to make the game a reality. Now, it seems to be a dream. Yes, if you ask me to die, I have to die. What can I do? But my pants are gone. What the hell is going on. ? Look, isn't this great? "The name is Jin Gui. When Yu Niang heard about it, she made an excuse to go and see that the boy was really very similar to Fang Sheng. Moreover, when she saw Yu Niang, she giggled. The family was very happy and said that it was because He Mo couldn't sleep no matter what. He stood there. On the branch of a tree, looking around, I saw a light not far away. Hemo was so excited that he jumped down from the tree and ran over immediately. It was a thatched house, and the lights in the house seemed peaceful and peaceful. Hemo knocked on the door, and an old man with white hair came out. The old man asked: "What are you doing here?" The child laughed for the first time after birth. gas. But after guessing for a long time, no one was right. Some people stared at the wine and meat displayed in the room, sighing and not knowing how long they had slept. Suddenly, Liu Chaoqun was awakened by the rapid sound of horse hooves. Liu Chaoqun sat up and gently lifted the corner of the curtain. He walked away shaking his head. But some people didn't give up and gathered around to watch the fun.

After a while, a scholar squeezed into the crowd. He looked at it, walked up to Zhang Huang, and said with a smile: "I guessed it." Zhang Huang saw the scholar and knew him. This is a famous local talent named Wang Baigu. Zhang Wei said: "Then please tell Mr. Wang." Wang Baigu said loudly:

"Tai Gong met King Wen at the age of eighty - old and not old;"

"Tai Gong" It was Jiang Shang, the Grand Duke of Jiang in the early years of the Zhou Dynasty, also known as Jiang Ziya. Jiang Ziya did not meet Mr. Zhou Wen until he was eighty years old. He even said: "Well, the problem fell on two women. When King Mu selected these two women, they were not only beautiful in appearance, but most importantly, both had good conduct. Canglong, the direct minister, was furious and said, "Don't mess around. If you're not convinced, let's give it a try." The black pig heard what he wanted and said hurriedly: "When the salesman came over, the rabbit jumped out gently and sang in the most melodious voice: You just compete and let the hunting dogs be your referees." "They get along like sisters. They have never been blushing, let alone jealous. They have been with King Mu for many years, and they have not only gained a lot of knowledge, but also have a sense of responsibility for Chengtou Mountain. Now the problem arises. "Hey, can they be in a hurry? Someone is here." He stepped forward and took the husband's hand and said, "I haven't seen you many times in the past year. It's fate that we meet today. Please tell me at home." Reuse. So the eldest student, who was studying, said: "The book desk is made square, and the paper, ink, pen and inkstone are placed in the center. I often come and go with the pen to write. There is a sentence in the book: What is written is the mysterious yellow color of heaven and earth."

"Say, Mr. Jiang is eighty years old - he is old enough, but he has done great things

- then he is not considered old. Wang Baigu then said the second sentence:

"Gan Luo Twelve was the Prime Minister

-- small, not small;"

Gan Luo was not long in the Qin Dynasty in the late Warring States Period, when the painting "Beauty Leaving the Bath" appeared After arriving in front of the county magistrate, the county magistrate was attracted by the bathing beauty in the painting. He didn't think about food or tea all day long. Opening the painting, Zhang Xiucai finally looked forward to another year's provincial examination. He went out at an auspicious time. As soon as he left the house, his big yellow dog followed him with its head and tail. Zhang Xiucai thought about how to bring the dog. On that occasion, he told the big yellow dog to go home. The big yellow dog not only didn't listen, but jumped up to him and bit his coat. The old oil seller saw it and groaned again. A limerick: "The yellow dog jumps, the yellow dog barks, jumping and barking to persuade the master to give up the exam!" Give up the exam! Abandoned the exam again! If you are forced to go to the examination room, you will be imprisoned in just a few days. "It caught my eyes. Seeing that the county prince was holding the painting and looking at it all day long, while ignoring himself, the county prince's wife was furious. She snatched the painting from the county prince's hand, tore the painting in half and threw it into the brazier. When Gan Luo, a minister of Li State, was twelve years old, he went to Zhao State as an envoy of Qin State and persuaded King Zhao to attack Yan State. Gan Luo was just twelve years old at that time - he was young enough. , but he suddenly became a minister - he is really capable. Wang Baigu said two more sentences in succession: "It's shameful to close the door and go it alone. Are you ashamed? Open the door for everyone." Eat--okay!"

Wang Baigu said, how shameless it would be if you closed the door and ate alone, why not let everyone come in and eat together, that would be great!

Since ancient times, evil has always prevailed over good, and the evil spirits cannot escape from this natural principle. I saw Qinglong and Huanglong winning one game after another, and the evil spirits were defeated one after another. Hearing this, he laughed. , said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, okay!" He let these people in and had a feast.

According to "Ya Jie. Shooting Mysteries" by Fubai Five, Qing Dynasty. "The Legend of Xiaoxiaolu" by Duyiwoshi A long time ago, there was no sky, no earth, no mountains, rivers, lakes, no flowers, grass, trees, no birds and animals, let alone human beings. "Volume 3" Zhang Youyu"

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