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What do boys think about when taking a shower?

I think that what you think about when taking a shower depends on what you do before taking a shower and what you will do after taking a shower.

My bathing time is very irregular. I may take a bath at any time of the day. Sometimes I take a bath in the morning, sometimes at noon, sometimes in the evening, and sometimes I take a bath in the evening. I would take a shower in the middle of the night. Sometimes I take a shower before going to bed, sometimes I take a shower when I wake up, sometimes I take a shower beforehand, sometimes I take a shower afterward, sometimes I take a shower before exercise, and sometimes I take a shower before exercise. Take a shower afterwards.

On a hot summer day like now, the temperature in Harbin has reached 36°C. I take a shower every day before going to bed. As soon as I took off my clothes, I felt the smell of sweat all over my body. I imagined myself clean after taking a shower, as if the fatigue of the day would be washed away in an instant. When the water came out of my unkempt hair, it hit my body. , my hands touched my oily neck. I knew that I spent too long in front of the computer today. I knew that I worked hard again today. I am proud of myself for working hard, and I am also proud of myself. I feel sad that I can only work hard. At this time, I usually review my work that day, see if there are any mistakes, if there is anything that needs improvement, and imagine that one day I will be successful.

But now when I wake up, I may rush to the bathroom to take a shower, because I have a bad habit when sleeping, that is, I sleep with my quilt covered. I am afraid of the dark, and I am afraid that something will happen in the dark. There are unknown creatures - the ghosts that each of us has talked about but no one has ever seen. I am afraid that they will hurt me. I thought that the only way to be safe is to cover myself completely in the quilt. I am also afraid of light. , I am afraid that lights, moonlight and sunlight will dazzle my eyes. In order to avoid the possible light, I will cover myself in the quilt and cover my head in the quilt. The breath exhaled from my nostrils and mouth will remain in the quilt. Then when I woke up in the morning, I would find that the quilt felt like it had been washed with water. At first I thought it was because I was sweating, but later I found out that it was not the case. It was just because the exhaled breath contained too much water vapor, and the water vapor was in the quilt. When it gathers and condenses, it pretends to be sweat and wets the quilt. It was so sticky and uncomfortable, so I would rush to the bathroom to take a shower. After washing, I would put on clean clothes and a comfortable day would begin, because the most important thing is to do after taking a shower. I just go to work, so I will go over today’s work content in my mind and think about what takeout to order for lunch.

Everyone will take a shower beforehand. After all, washing yourself clean is a sign of respect for your partner. If nothing else happens, I will recall my last performance while taking a shower, what shortcomings and areas worth developing, and think about what kind of posture I should adopt this time, how to perform foreplay, and dinner. How to behave, how to make amends if you are not satisfied with your performance, etc. You may not necessarily sum up your experience and lessons here every time. You may also just wash carefully and let the whole body empty out.

I will also take a shower afterwards, but not necessarily immediately. When I take a shower afterwards, I will summarize my performance just now, recall her reaction, and see where I did not do well enough and whether I can improve it. , how it should be improved is roughly like this.

If I am taking a shower after exercising, I usually plan how far I will run next time, whether it is 1,000 meters or 3,000 meters. No more, otherwise someone will die.