Humorous sentences that amuse girls.

1. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. Even though he is a man, I can't help staring at him. He also showed me that I had the cheek to look at it and it turned out to be a mirror.

Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. There are a lot of barbecue desserts in the street, and no one can discourage them, so I can't help but walk into a room casually and gain several pounds.

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, which is also the most famous in Tianjin.

6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

7. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

8. I can't control my mouth, I can't walk, and I want to be beautiful in bed after dinner.

9. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. It's really a waste of my time to spend money on it!

10. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.

1 1. Look, the head of the heroine in Korean dramas is really beautiful on the bus glass. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

12. Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

13. It's so childish to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album.

14. My female colleague said a truth this morning: I actually love a mature man who has gone through many vicissitudes, because I can have one myself because of a lovely boy.

15. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!