Funny personalized signature (Cantonese)

Life is not a rehearsal, every day is a live broadcast~

Don’t be obsessed with me. Brother is just a legend~

Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will make you vomit blood~~- - Adopt it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach Level 4! 2. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out. 3. Live well, because we will die for a long, long time... 4. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid. , that’s because there is sunshine behind you. 5. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people... 6. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence. 7. Being handsome is useless! In the end, he wasn’t eaten by pawns! 8. They said I was BT and asked me to do a CT scan, but it turned out I was ET. 9. Be a person who hovers between Cow A and Cow C.

10. You are truly a beauty. (There is no light in the tunnel!) 11. Youth is like toilet paper. It seems like there are quite a lot of them, but once I use them, it’s not enough. 12. Grandfathers come from grandchildren... 13. Love is like pi, infinite and non-cyclic... 14. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female. 15. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 16. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 17. Falling is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very sober! 18. Summer is here, the weather is getting hot, and a group of SBs are flying north, sometimes forming an S shape, and sometimes forming a B shape... 19. Opportunities are like Yin JIN, as long as you hold it in your hand, it will get better and better. The bigger. 20. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard... 21. No, the bowl is made of iron. How can you eat if there is no food in it? 22. Promise, just like "X your mother", is often said, but difficult to keep. 23. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will always be some! 24. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men! 25. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive. 26. The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together". 27. Is the departure of the leaves due to the tree’s unwillingness to retain it or the pursuit of the wind? 28. Love comes by cheating, and feelings come by sleeping. 29. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can’t fly high... Huh? It turns out there is no hair. 30. The most terrifying way to miss someone is to sit next to her and know that you will never have her. 31. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me. 32. Everyone says that I am an actor because my eyes widen when I see a pretty girl... 33. I deliberately study, deliberately work, deliberately live, and deliberately live like a human being! 34. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human. It only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey. 35. It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is a hedgehog - because hedgehogs can never get too close. 36. When you are not online, I will always look at your information in a daze. 37. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go! 38. I saw a beautiful girl yesterday. I thought about her for a long time at night, but in the morning I couldn’t remember what she looked like. I heard it was called a one-night stand. well! 39. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing. 40. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed. 41. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are mean, they will be invincible. 42. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 43. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside! 44. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me. 45. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

46. ??A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime! 47. Go the way of NB and let SB have the say! 48. Love at first sight fades away again and is exhausted after three. 49. You are not alone when you are alone. You are lonely only when you want to be alone. 50. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. 51. I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind. 52. Passionate people are always beaten by ruthless people. 53. If you want to go quickly. 54. Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, I am the Yellow River, damn, I am really the Yellow River~~. 55. I miss our empty wine bottles, wondering if the last drop has dried! 56. Pretending to forgive... is actually an excuse for not wanting to leave you... Because I can’t live without you, I pretend to forgive...

Be kind to yourself, because life is short; People are better because they may not be able to meet them in the next life!

2. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor. If you pay sincerity but don't get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

3. If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

4. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long, long time...

5. Pure and fictitious. Chaos is the beauty.

6. A person has only one heart, but two atria. One lives in happiness; the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loud or you'll wake up the sad people next to you.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches growing from the same root but unable to depend on each other in the wind

8. The most glorious moment of the apple is when it hits the tree. On Newton's head!

9. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

10. Breaking up means no longer in love. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make the other party feel better, but to make yourself feel better!

11. Life is tiring, half of it comes from survival, and the other half comes from comparison.

12. Don’t let too much yesterday occupy your today!

13. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

14. There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

15. In fact, the things you lose have never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

16. No matter how luxurious a wedding is, it does not mean a happy marriage. Whether two people get along harmoniously throughout their lives has nothing to do with how many feasts they have and how many jewelry they have.

17. A beautiful wife is no match for the fleeting years

18. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent in this way

19. Mistress, division It’s just the remainder

20. In most of our lives, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we yearn for bondage.

21. The effects of force are mutual, except for the power of love.

22. Many people think they are thinking when they reorganize their prejudices.

23. There are too many helpless choices in life. Society is like a world of rivers and lakes, which always makes people unable to control themselves and speak insincerely.

24. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

25. It turns out that you who love me so much and I who love you so much are stagnant in the past, and love is over.

26. If you leave first, when you turn around Don’t blame me for turning my back to you

27. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don’t take yourself too lightly; as long as you are still living on the earth, don’t take yourself too seriously. Too big.

28. If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

29. Everyone is an odd number...when they come...they are also when they go...

30. In our love, I have always played the role of love. Your character, when we break up don’t ask me why we broke up, ask yourself.

31. Life---get out of class is over... school is over... vacation... graduation... enough fun... old... regret... die...

32. If we can’t be together, we can’t be together. In fact, a lifetime is not that long...

33. There are records of aliens in ancient times, because Monk Zhang Er couldn’t figure it out

34. There are only so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in, and some people have to leave

35. Many people fall in love with the wrong person because of their loneliness, but more people fall in love with the wrong person and end up lonely all their lives.

36. Do you know that God is unfair? You can choose to love me or not. Love me but I can only choose to love you or love you more

37. Everyone thinks that forever will be far away, but in fact it may be so short that you can’t even see it

38. Mom It is said that it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

38. Time is still there, but we are flying by.

39. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world..

40. You shine so brightly when I love you , when I don’t love you, you are nothing