There is an urgent need for a sketch related to March 8 Women's Day.

Three. Eight poems, write a poem! I hope you like it!

I wish the girls good health,

The air escapes viruses and cold,

I'm not afraid to meet Tai Sen,

One-on-one!

Wish girls more beautiful,

Virtuous, generous, fashionable,

Monks must praise us when they see us,

unforgettable

I wish girls more money,

Earned dollars, earned euros,

It doesn't matter if you earn more,

Give it to me!

Good luck with the girls' love,

Boyfriends are purer than water,

In order to be the master in the future,

Cruel!

I wish all the girls happiness,

Switzerland, America, anywhere,

But forget about South Asia,

Tsunami!

Graduate students should work hard,

It is not easy to receive further education,

Only one year before graduation,

Treasure!

Take care of foreign girls,

Promise to study and work again,

Although it is difficult to try to improve yourself,

Glory!

It's spring again,

Everything has a good spirit of recovery,

Boys and girls communicate more,

Very good!

I hope everyone will report it often.

It's very lively here when there are many people.

This poem ends here,

Sleep!

Features: Humorous preaching.

Venue: Country Hotel.

Characters: Ma Tiegu, Wang San, Wang San's wife, Xiao Er Apu and Wang Mu.

Opening: Apu, the clerk, is at the hotel.

Pre-curtain song: (in tune with "If Wine and Gangue Don't Sell")

The population should have family planning and the economy should be revitalized.

High wisdom depends on cultivation, and cultivation requires cost.

Want to train a dragon,

Nine female snakes are not as good as returning to the dung pot;

If Mei Sheng comes, there is a string,

Let your children enter the university campus.

Nation depends on quality and prosperity depends on family planning.

Culture depends on cultivation, and cultivation requires cost.

Now in the high-tech era,

There is no people's war like before.

When it comes to money, there is only one door.

We can feed Africa for several years.

Culture depends on cultivation, and cultivation requires cost.

To revitalize the economy, we must consciously implement family planning.

Wang San (on stage) go well, don't send it off! (coming back, muttering in his mouth. ) Mama of, when cadres have a ready-made set of words, they push everything out!

Wang San's wife (following) Wang Repeatedly, you are a short-lived ghost, you can sweep the leaves without fire! If you are lucky, you can really fake it!

(Singing) Nation depends on quality and economy should be revitalized.

My country has made laws, and I automatically accept family planning.

With a word of acceptance,

Running between bitches every day (sound: bran)

If you want a boy,

Years of emotional sacrifice ...

When Wang San's wife saw Wang San coming back, she immediately hinted that the shopkeeper should keep a secret, and then she hid in the elegant room of the snack bar.

Aunt Ma Tiegu, who bought that tattered horse, has been haggard in middle age for more than 30 years. Although she is old-fashioned, she is sometimes beautiful, shouting and humming "if there is no wine and gangue to sell" along the street. Wang San continued to drink endless beer. Bartender Xi and Ma Tiegu greeted each other with familiarity.

Aunt Apma, I haven't been here for a long time. My beer bottles and cartons are piled up so fast that there is no place to put them.

Wang San (drunk, tongue-tied) Hey! Come on! Garbage collector, I'll give you this box of beer and beer waste. Ok ... what's the good momentum?

Wang San is sleepy and greets Ma Gu.

Wang San's wife (peeping through the window lattice, narrating) pretends to be heartless and hungry, and even wants to be the mother of the scavenger!

Ma Tiegu bothers the boss! I lost two and a half dollars, and then I took the whole box of empty gangue. )

Hello, Wang San! Bring it to me, I ... I'm going to ... to you!

Ma Tiegu, I bought junk, not junk. I haven't worked hard enough to be rewarded by important people! (It seems to hurt my self-esteem. )

Xiao' er Apu moved out a lot of cartons and wine bottles, and each horse counted money.

Wang San, hey! Again, it's quite personal. Well, I'll make such a tattered friend! Apu, another case of beer is free!

Ma Tiejia hum! If you want to buy me a drink, you have to have a loud voice and a loud name

Wang San (sneer) Wang Wensan, manager of Yuanda Shoes Co., Ltd.! Apu, another case of Huiquan Shengli beer!

Ma Tiegu (moved) heard that Wang Xiangcao is the founder, chairman and general manager of Yuanda Company. She is also a heroine among women. How can she be a man?

To tell the truth, Wang San (boasting after a few drinks) I am the supply and marketing manager of this company, and Vanilla is my elder sister. She was a child bride in Marco when she was a child. Do you dare to know that Sister Ruan has enough food?

Ma Tiegu (suddenly enlighted) Oh? Being a supply and marketing manager under Vanilla is also a famous figure! You have to drink white wine if you want to drink it! I won't fall in love with my husband!

Wang San (seems to remember the surprise that the other person is a woman) Well, Apu, the little confused fairy first brings two bottles and cooks some dishes!

Ma Tiegu, Mr. Wang, how high is your salary this year? What's bothering you? Haven't you heard that "it's more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking"

Wang San (sighed, and the store came up with tables. Wang is drinking for the guests. He is trying to speak his mind. Suddenly, it seemed to him that the guest was older than himself. How can he call himself big brother? I read the word "mistress and husband" in my mind, and then I recognized Magu, so my tone changed to comity. ) I'm only 30 years old. I dare to ask my eldest sister-in-law's name, and she seems to be older than me?

Ma Tiegu was embarrassed. Wang San and Tie Gu each drank two glasses.

Wang San's wife, the second child, gave birth to another mother. She wanted to have a vasectomy, but I finally didn't agree, but she shouldn't take action in the hospital and didn't let her mother know. (sighs again)

(Singing) Although I am not a dutiful son,

But I dare to disobey her.

Dad died young,

Both inside and outside depend on her,

My brother and sister are too young to hold,

A drop of shit is full of bitterness.

It's a little vicious,

But she is kind at heart,

Speaking of Ruan's mother,

There is nothing better in the countryside,

Dad died young,

Take her from the inside out,

Now we dare not let my mother know that my mother has a heart attack, for fear that something will happen if she gets angry. Yesterday, I tried to ask her about the old man's ligation, but my mother resolutely opposed it and wanted to die. It is said that my family has been handed down for generations. Now that my family is well-off, I'm afraid I can't hold on. Said that if my daughter-in-law was ligated, she would have to accommodate me to have a second aunt and a third aunt outside, and maybe even a boy or two. Who knows that this statement is really effective, which really shocked my old man to death and made him unhappy all day; She followed me like a ghost as soon as I went out. When I saw the young lady talking to me, I cried and argued. It was nothing like (crazy), which made me unable to do business. Alas-

(singing) ("prodigal mood" sound)

A man's mood,

Like a meteor shining at the zenith;

Xiangzi's luck,

It's really like the psychology of ants under a tripod.

I understand the meaning of birth control,

I know that when there is no time to hide,

I want to be a dutiful son,

I want myself. I want to live in harmony.

Who knows who will comfort,

The thinness in my heart.

Did Gu Ma Tiegu sulk when eating in this small shop and drown his sorrows in wine?

Wang San (nodding) is absolutely right.

Aunt Ma Tiegu (after a little consideration, she said generously) Good! It's very kind of you to meet me by chance. I don't know him either. Let's share your troubles with a glass of wine. Are you afraid of your mother or your mother? (looking at the king tentatively. )

Of course Wang San is afraid of his mother! My mother is a widow in her twenties, and I was raised with tears and a runny nose. How can I disobey her old man? Am I still human?

Ma Tiegu (repeatedly sighing) has been for decades, and too few people have said this. It is really commendable!

(Singing) Turn over a new leaf for the father, weak woman Han;

Mao Ba was dedicated to Gao Tang's mother.

Filial piety is that virtue of Chinese children,

This virtue should be passed down.

(White) Just for this filial piety, I will bear your troubles for you!

(overjoyed) I happened to meet Miss Lin from the Family Planning Office and wanted to ask her for help. Can you read my mother's mind? Unexpectedly, I met Ji Xing ... Sister-in-law, who are you?

Wang San's wife is eavesdropping in the elegant room. At this moment, she breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.

Ma Tiegu, my name is Ma Tiegu, and I come from Haiqiao Village. ...

Wang San (surprised) Wait a minute. Is Ma Gu the fourth-ranked, Miss Ma Tiegu, known as the "mistress"?

Ma Tiejia is not, aunt is not, check someone's authenticity! Occasionally, he accidentally let the loose-packed bag out.

Wang Sanzhi heard a legend that Ma Tiegu became a fishmonger at the age of twelve and made a fortune doing business with his compatriots in Taiwan Province Province at the seaside. Later, he changed to textile import processing, and for a time he became an advanced element in running enterprises in the town. When he was young, he had a successful career. Brother, I only know his name, but I haven't had a chance to meet him. I really admire him. Horse, horse valley is both a cape village and a valley. (with a deep bow) But how did this happen?

Aunt Ma Tiegu (she sighs when she knows that the loose-packed has been exposed) It's a long story. I gave birth to a daughter named Ma Xiuhua, and later got pregnant. Because I was afraid of violating the government's family planning policy, and because I had a few more money, I immigrated twice according to my husband's intention to honor my parents. I went to Kuala Lumpur to visit my relatives for the first time, and I planned to give birth to a baby there by the way, but things didn't go according to people's wishes, so I gave birth to another child, Cha was named "Malaya" by the way. The locals usually talk in Malay and English, but because they find life inconvenient, they turn back.

Wang Sanna, what about the second immigration?

Ma Tiegu, alas! The second time Mei was excused, and the third time a boy called "Manila"! (Both laugh)

Wang stopped doing business after his fall in March?

Aunt Ma Tiegu (worried after laughing) is miserable. She has learned a painful lesson. More than 600,000 RMB, divided into two parts according to the width, fell into the South Sea and became a "proletariat" for a while! My husband, who had no problem with it, is now even more disheartened. You say, what do I take as capital? I am ugly and nobody wants me, otherwise I can make a comeback with my looks as capital!

Miss Wang is pretending to be old on purpose. As long as she puts on a little makeup, it's still good.

Ma Tiejia's old man smiled with a charming smile, and his face seemed a little red. However, I continue to argue with you. You have a crush on me anyway, but can you be my boss?

Wang San (looking a little embarrassed) No … No … I am an honest man. To tell the truth, my job manager's salary is not enough for you to buy powder! Can't climb high!

Ma Tiegu (laughs) OK, I'll sing you a song! Love will win!

(Singing) When I lose my ambition, I can't help sighing.

Being down and out for a while can't help but make people feel chilling.

How can I let myself lose hope and get drunk every day?

A man without a soul is like a scarecrow.

Life is like waves on the sea,

Sometimes it rises and falls,

Good luck or bad luck always depends on starting work.

Three minutes is doomed,

Seven points depend on hard work,

Love to fight will win.

Wang San (from words to classics) is smiling! As long as you have great talent, the tattered king can make a comeback and become an environmental hero!

At this time, Wang Ma shouted outside the store.

It was my mother who left Wang San.

Ma Tiegu, I have a plan to solve your worries!

Tie Gu's plan came to mind. She whispered with Wang Saner for a while, and Wang Sanxun escaped into the private room. Wang San's wife is eavesdropping in the elegant room. When she saw her husband breaking in, she immediately grabbed her husband's ear to signal silence.

Tie Gu mumbled to Xiao Er Apu for a while, and Xiao Er nodded with a smile. Iron bones walk behind the scenes.

Empress Apu, mistress ...

Hello, Aunt Apwang, didn't you go to Jojo today?

The queen mother didn't! If you are bored, you lose by your shoulders. Has Ruan Sanxiao been here?

Po, please, please come in and have a rest! (Ask the Queen Mother to come in and sit down and talk while serving tea. ) I just came, looking sad and listless, and said that I couldn't share my worries for your old mother and left, saying that he went to the company to do something and wanted to drink more wine to relieve boredom!

After careful dressing, Tie Gu became a charming modern girl.

Aunt Ma Tiepu, hasn't come yet?

Aunt Apma, please sit inside first, so that May doesn't have to worry. The horse sat cross-legged, with a stool in it and a cigarette in his hand. Apu whispered to the queen mother. ) I heard that Aunt Wang agreed that the conditions for her daughter-in-law to have a vasectomy were very strict?

Of course, it's the Queen Mother, one of his vas deferens. Isn't Wang's incense broken? Unless mistress can find a young aunt to have a grandchild!

Apu, you said it. I don't believe anything Wang San said. ...

The queen mother (suddenly worried) Xiao San also told you this?

Apu (deliberately disobeying the Queen Mother) Miss Ma, this is your opinion!

Hello, Aunt Ma Tie! My surname is Ma, and my name is Ma. ...

The queen mother (frightened) Apu, Apu, the premature birthday girl, if it is really a fake play, it will harm the harmony of Ruan's family! I was shocked by what I said!

Grandma Ma Tie, please don't worry, Rumei, speak slowly ...

The queen mother enchanting fox! If you are here to destroy Ruan Wang's happiness! You * * * To be honest, I, Wang Jianing, would rather stop being a boy than a coquettish fox!

Aunt Ma Tiegu, grandma, listen to me. ...

Empress Dowager (angry and suddenly proud) Hum, even if you slut can give birth to a golden doll, you can't compare with my king adding tea!

Aunt Ma Tiegu (overjoyed)! Miss Wang Xiangcao, the big boss of Yuanda Shoes Company, how many big men can match?

The queen mother was thunderous and amazed. )

Three couples (I don't know when, and his wife have stood behind, in chorus) Zhao! Miss Ma Tiegu Marcy, the husband of a well-known middle school girl in Haiqiao Village, was commended by the Municipal Party Committee as one of the "Top Ten Outstanding Young People" and was awarded the honorary title of "Environmental Hero". Who can compare!

Empress Dowager (surprised) Is she the one commended by the government on TV?

Ma Tiejia (nodding, happy, rustic laughter)

Miss Ma Tie Gumasi, a famous "environmental hero" in Wangmuying Town? Jim offended many people (just now). I was as blind as a bat, and I thought it was ... I offended a lot!

Wang Sanren offended a lot! How offensive!

The curtain call song, selling wine bottles, has started again. Ma Tiegu changed into the rags she bought, waved goodbye to Wang's wife, daughter-in-law and Apu, and hummed as she walked.

The curtain fell.