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After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

2. "Cousin, what made you decide to lose weight?" "After getting drunk last time" and "Just getting drunk can make you decide to lose weight?" "When you carried me to bed, I heard you shout: one.

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Three. Let's go "

After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

Four. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work and waiting for weeks.

5. Wait for the express delivery. Waiting for salary.

A tough woman like you, if a boy is suddenly nice to you, there is only one reason: he respects you as a man.

6. As the saying goes, many skills can't overwhelm you. You have been wandering the rivers and lakes alone for decades with a stunt, only to find that the most useful skill is "opening".

7. "What's your specialty?" "I burned ... boiled water is not bad."

8. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

Nine. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

1 I worked hard. Why can't I lose weight? I can lose weight for eight hours every day except eating!

1 1. I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

Thirteen. I am a man of principle. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

14. If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

15. Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

16. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

Seventeen. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

I once saw a boy whose name was covered with a book. He is a member of the disciplinary Committee.

19. My friend often works in a beauty shop to lose weight. When I was with her that day, she looked at the newly posted price list and said discontentedly to the proprietress, "I lost a catty of 20 yuan last time, how did it suddenly rise to a catty of 50 yuan?" The proprietress said, "Pork has risen to 18 yuan a catty. Can I make sense if I don't raise prices here? "

20. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 108000 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

Twenty one. Eating and drinking all day, I gained a lot of weight at once! Suddenly, I met an old man selling slimming plaster, saying that it was a valid and invalid refund, and I could lose weight 10 kg in 7 days. When I got home, I found that I forgot to ask where I posted it. Open the manual and see three words: "stick it on your mouth."