The next rich woman is my funny circle of friends.

1. I'm going to bed. I still have half a bucket of instant noodles I dreamed of last night.

2. Love me directly or go through a process.

3. I eat myself so round that I won't be looked down upon by others.

4. Life is not easy for pigs to sigh and get discouraged, but they have to cheer up.

5. The temperature has dropped. When will my weight drop?

6. It's been a year since I blinked. If I had known, I wouldn't blink.

7. You are not a qualified friend, so be my husband.

8. Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don't, I'm your girlfriend.

9. I study medicine. If I say you are sick, you are sick.

1. "Forget it. I lost to you. Come and give me a hug.".

11. Every cause has its consequences, and the next rich woman is me.

12. I hope all the regrets this year will pave the way for surprises in the coming year.

13. I am a security guard. I love to eat BearBiscuit. My salary is only enough for breakfast. I am depressed all day after work. Love has nothing to do with me.

14. Tell me straight from now on, don't always be there? I will be here for decades unless there is an accident.

15. I hate bitter things, but you are sweet, so I will eat you.

16. Take care of your clothes when it's cold. Wear thick clothes that look fat and make others afraid.

17. I don't need advice, and I don't need to agree that I like it.

18. I doubt you can type, or you can try to be a baby.

19. Life can shine only if there are little stars hidden in your heart.

2. The world is worth the night, and so are you.

21. Her Royal Highness's task is to be happy every day.

22. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight yet.

23. I have a high rate of turning around. I basically turn around when I meet every handsome guy.

24. I have an early mind, but the quilt and the bed disagree.

25. Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school?

26. Look down at your own meat. It's so gentle that you can't shake it.

27. Hello, everyone. I'm corn. If you mess with me, I'm popcorn.

28. I broke up with my boyfriend. He ran out of the door in anger. I chased him eight blocks before I got the door back.

29, piggy piggy sleeps after eating chubby.