Super cute and funny. Tell me about it.

1. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me. A handsome word can run through life.

2. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing, and your face is destined to be one point and nine points depend on filters.

Don't always say that domestic things are not easy to use. For example, I think RMB is very useful and I have been using it.

Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You asked her to try to open the courier without scissors.

5. Complete the English listening test. I realized a truth: there are some words. Only for people who understand.

All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

I remember playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. Others hid, so I went straight home.

When God closes a door for you, he always leaves you many phone numbers to open that wall.

Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

10. Once I found something wrong with math, I skipped it. I found I couldn't stop at all.

Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

12. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try. Don't need scissors.

13. Others will look good if they wear * *. And you wear * *, will only appear * * good quality. !

If I hadn't met a hair stylist who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

15. It doesn't matter if I love to stay late at my age, but if I don't come to the wild, singles will really disappear.

16. I fool around with mice every day to let the cats and dogs rest, which is also a sign of caring for small animals.

17. If successful, eating green vegetables is called health preservation; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby.

18. If you try your best, it is better for others to do it casually. So, give up and don't embarrass yourself.

No one in this world can live without anyone, even a fish can be roasted without water.

Although you are already famous for flowers, as a senior gardener, I am best at replacing trees with flowers.

2 1. Suddenly, I feel that the user's head is the same as the instant noodle packaging bag, for reference only!

God closed a door for you. There are always many unlocked phone numbers left on the wall.

23. modesty. Listen to other people's opinions. Then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

24. Sometimes, if you don't know how to work hard, you don't know what despair is.

25. All good things must come to an end. But if you treat me, I can eat more with you.

26. I have seen the most shameless people do their homework. I said I didn't like it. It made me do it.

27. Go your own way, walk your own pace, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

28. What's the use of taking selfies every day? Looks like a selfie. How can you not have a boyfriend?

Looking at beautiful women in the street in summer, you will appreciate them if you look higher, and you will be hooligans if you look lower.

Others care about whether you are tired or not, but I only care about whether your wings are baked well.

A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler worker.

32. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

I don't know what happened to my pen. Female students always fall to the ground as soon as they wear short skirts.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

35. When comforting others, I just want to find a rope.

36. If God can give me another chance. I will say three words: I love you.

37. Talking about a trip can't even leave work.

38. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than corpse street.

39. Math teacher: I care if you are a good student. Talk and go out. !

40. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friends. If you believe, what kind of friends can you become? !

4 1. What do you mean? About ten thousand times a day. But I still won't resign.

42. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. They're none of your business, okay?

43. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look interesting.

44. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Ever since I saw your household registration photo. Only then did I know that I had given up the person I liked. It's too simple.

47. God is fair. Although he makes you short, he makes your hairline high.

48. When you convince others, it is useless if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

49. Time is the most precious thing, which is money. When calculating my salary, I am dealing with the time gap.