Who has the classic quotations from ipartment? Give them the hour. . . . .

1. At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child ... knew it very well.

2. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! !

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

4. Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

5. Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Later, I suddenly woke up. Something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

6. Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam?

Passerby: I … don't have an aunt.

Wan Yu: What about TOEFL?

Passerby: Thank who?

7. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

8. Meijia: My period came early to see me. My waist hurts, and my stomach is very uncomfortable now.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guangu, the period you mentioned is different from what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

9. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

10, Yifei: Never mind, failure is success.

Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

1 1, Yifei: I don't even have to write a poem. It's just nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the estrogen finally stimulated by girls suddenly turned into cholesterol.

12, Guangu: It's so touching ... Miss Xiaolong is so beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl … is his aunt.

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... To be exact, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! Little dragon girl … became her niece! !

13, Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian and good friend …

14, Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

15, Yifei: If you are the standard, Wan Yu and Qitian Sheng Da are basically on the same level.

Zhan Bo: What about me?

Yifei: What are the names of you and the old man who put the monkey in the blast furnace?

Zhanbo: Too old gentleman! !

Yifei: Yes, yes, you are basically the same level as the coal ash in Taishang Laojun's blast furnace!

16, Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Zi Qiao: Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have no money!

18, Xiao Bo: divorced for three years, son half a year old.

19, Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on the money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

20. Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days ... they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

2 1, Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. After eating them, the hair disappears without a trace and dandruff is more prominent!

22. Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are missing two years, forever and ever …

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love …

23, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

Passerby: I'll make a long story short. It's a long story

Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague.

Passerby: But I didn't tell him.

Passerby: I told my colleague Hao.

Passerby: Hao promised not to tell anyone.

Passerby: But my colleague Ade told me.

Passerby: A Hao secretly told another colleague, Alin.

Passerby: Alin is familiar with Archie's ex-girlfriend Allen again.

Passerby: I'm afraid Alin will tell Allen.

Passerby: Then Allen went back and told A Zhi.

Passerby: Then I'm embarrassed.

Passerby: Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now.

Passerby: So I went to Ade to help me solve this problem.

Passerby: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up.

Passerby: He is dating Alin now. Let me find Arlene.

Passerby: But Alin told me that A Hao actually said nothing to him.

Passerby: Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?

Ceng Xiaoxian: A Ou.

Passerby: I'm talking about A Zhi, not Ou. He is my colleague from another department.

Passerby: A Ou is Alin's younger brother.

Passerby: But I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend.

Passerby: This will make the relationship more chaotic.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Aqiao.

Passerby: t?

Passerby: How do you know that there is another colleague named T in our company?

Passerby: He bears a grudge against Alin, probably because he has a crush on Allen.

Passerby: But T and A Hao have a good relationship.

25. Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot.

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today?

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiaoxue: The seafood is not good, and it will cause diarrhea.

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay.

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

Xiaoxue: Eh ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's go home.

Xiaoxue: (smiling, then taking the bag) Look at you.

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded. Forget it.

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiaoxue: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance.

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach?

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Look at you.

Guangu: Let's eat first.

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: ~. ! #.#

26. Bus Master (to Zhan Bo): You are not normal. You either swipe your card, put in coins, or get out of here. What are you twisting?

Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

27. Xiaoxian: Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one always turns left, and the other always ... takes the elevator.

28. Meijia: Why don't you learn from Wu Sangui? To be a man, you should know how to bear the burden of humiliation.

Zi Qiao: It depends on who is right. He is Chen Yuanyuan ~ ~ ~

Meijia: What's the big deal? My surname is Chen, too.

Zi Qiao: Chen Yuanyuan, you (aiming at the chest), Chen Bianbian ~ ~

29. Zhanbo: People use eight words to describe her: quiet as a virgin, moving as crazy.

30. Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are tender and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear;

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and strong, and your skin is invulnerable …

3 1, Zhanbo: Let's start with five copies of Rape Chicken Rice Flower!

Wan Yu (to the waiter): Then we'll have five copies of Rape and Chicken Rice Flower.

Yifei: Two prodigies. They are "awesome".

Zhanbo: Oh, really, changed its name?

32. Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror film!

Lisa: It's you! Ceng Xiaoxian!

Ceng Xiaoxian: You know me?

Lisa: My classmate's cousin's neighbor and your brother-in-law's cousin are in-laws!

Lisa: (pointing to Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor!

34. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

35. Passers-by: Eat biscuits and beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, shoot flies and nail nails, and go to Qingsongguan to burn incense. The mobile phone fell into the merit box and could not be taken out.

36. Sister Flash: I'll introduce you to a professional breast enhancement agency. Many Korean stars have done it there. What kind of gold laundry, river show, stuffy car.

37. Sister Flash: In my eyes, there are only two kinds of people, one will be red and the other will never be red. Where are you in this pile?

Zi Qiao: I ...

Sister Flash: You are nothing, because you have never been in my eyes.

38. Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.

39. Zi Qiao: Huh? This cup has no mouth!

Meijia: You said it backwards.

Zi Qiao (turning over a cup): Not only does it have no mouth, but it also has no bottom.

40. Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ?

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ?

Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you! !

4 1, Zi Qiao: Why do I feel that this one you are going to is just "there are no birds in a hundred mountains and no footprints in a thousand miles"?

Zi Qiao: I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world!

43. Yifei: "Beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty?"

Xiaoxian: "Eye drops."

44. Guangu: I used to think that you people in China were very modest, but now I find that this is not the case. Every day on the road, I see you writing about China, China people, China agriculture, China industry and commerce and Guangdong development. I know you are good in many ways now! But it doesn't have to be written everywhere, does it?

Ipartment landlord rule

1. A pair of QQ can't beat 745 because QQ is only 30,000 to 40,000, but BMW 745 is very expensive.

2. The bomb can't hit 1 19 because the fire brigade can put out the fire …

3. Your Majesty doesn't play 9 1 1 much because the FBI in the United States is very powerful.

4. Straight flush can't beat four-color cards, because it is better to be colorful than to stand out from the crowd.

5. Congratulations on getting 1258 1. China Mobile touches itself for free.

6. Girls will be congratulated for taking 3 or 8 exams. Stop shopping once because of the holiday.

1, now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, your eyebrows are a little Takeshi Kaneshiro, and the action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

2. Psychologist: Another person wearing a green hat. Your greening is good.

There was a man who doubted my fighting ability before, and then he died. You are the second.

4. Wan Yu: Interfering in other countries' internal affairs to achieve their own goals will not only be condemned by the international community, but also be defined as. Seriously full.

Oh, we work and study in our spare time, and the teacher takes us to sell pirated copies! !

6. Yifei: Hidden rules can't kill you!

7. Hello, welcome to your moon. My heart, my good man is me, I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

8. The guy with a long ass on his face farts all day.

9. I see that your waist is no longer sore, your legs are no longer painful, and even your heart has stopped beating ~ ~ ~

10, Children collecting money for animal protection: It rained freezing in Antarctica, and polar bears froze to death.

1 1, that was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I woke up with a start, and something even scarier happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

12, "the somebody else is Chen Yuanyuan, you? (aiming at the chest) Chen Bianbian! "

13, passers-by: "Eat sesame seeds, eat beer lids, eat wonton and moth balls, slap flies, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and the mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box."

14. At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. Chickens and ducks are not embarrassed by bird flow, so pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

15, "It is the duty of every citizen to despise you."

16, are you crazy ~ ~

17, Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how can you forgive him? Yifei: Oh, it's God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

18, Guangu: The little dragon girl is so beautiful! It's a pity that Yang Guo only has an aunt in his heart! ! Xiaoxian: Little Dragon Girl is his aunt! Guangu: Huh? How come... Is his uncle okay with it? Xiaoxian: Actually, there is no such thing as an uncle ~ Guangu: Then Yang Guo became an uncle himself! The little dragon girl is her niece! ! !

19, Wan Yu: "Master, are we far from the city center now?" Bus master: "It wasn't far just now, but it's quite far now."

20. Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?

Yifei: Hey, you wrote the word depressed on your face. Illiteracy is really hard to tell.

2 1, Yifei: If you are the standard, Wan Yu and Qitian Sheng Da are basically on the same level. Zhan Bo: What about me? Yifei: What are the names of you and the old man who put the monkey in the blast furnace? Zhanbo: Too old gentleman! ! Yifei: Yes, yes, you are basically the same level as the coal ash in Taishang Laojun's blast furnace!

22. Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog? Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days ... they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

23. Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and strong people like stars. Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

24. Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam? Passerby: I … don't have an aunt. Wan Yu: What about TOEFL? Passerby: Thank who?

26. Yifei: Forgetting to write a poem is just nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the female student's last excited estrogen instantly turned into cholesterol.

27. Yifei: Never mind, failure is success.

Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

28. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! !

29, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest ... It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda ... It is not necessarily a bad person who has tattoos, and it is not necessarily a big bird who can fly, but Li Ning.

30. Bus Master (to Zhan Bo): You are not normal. You either swipe your card, put in coins, or get out of here. What are you twisting?

Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

3 1, Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one always turns left, and the other always ... takes the elevator.

32. Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are tender and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear; Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and strong, and your skin is invulnerable …

33. Zhanbo: Let's start with five books "Strong ... Violence Chicken Rice Flower"! Wan Yu (to the waiter): Then we'll take five copies of "Strong Chicken Rice Flower" and one copy of "Fei: Two prodigies", which is "Strong Chicken Rice Flower". Expo: Oh, really, changed its name?

34. Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film? Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror film!

Lisa: It's you! Ceng Xiaoxian! Ceng Xiaoxian: You know me? Lisa: My classmate's cousin's neighbor and your brother-in-law's cousin are in-laws!

Lisa: (pointing to Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor!

Zi Qiao: Do I have a chance to play opposite him (Takeshi Kaneshiro)?

Sister Flash: When ... But no! I'm going to sign. None of your business!

38. Sister Flash: I'll introduce you to a professional breast enhancement agency. Many Korean stars have done it there. What kind of gold laundry, river show, stuffy car.

39. Sister Flash: Now that I have a girlfriend, how can I be popular? How can I arrange a relationship for you? How to improve the exposure without an affair? You are still a fart without exposure!

40. Sister Flash: In my eyes, there are only two kinds of people, one will be red and the other will never be red. Where are you in this pile? Zi Qiao: I ... Flash Sister: You are nothing, because you have never been in my eyes.

4 1, Sister Flash: Canned sardines are more promising than you!

42. Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.

43. They asked me what my dream was, and I said I wanted to own a small house. Maybe my house is different from others'. My ideal house has almond slices on the roof, roast pork rolls on the chimney, honey jujube cakes on the bed, crystal shrimp dumplings on the pillow, raisins and snow, and lollipops everywhere outside. The river is full of preserved eggs and lean porridge. Everything flying in the river is ripe. With a snort, they automatically lined up and jumped into my mouth. The clouds in the sky are marshmallows, and the stones on the ground are braised.

"Eat the beer lid of sesame seed cake, eat the mothballs of wonton, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box."

A BMW will come to you at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes. ※. Wait, it's better to have a tractor in the back with a left lane change light flashing. He wants to overtake! "

"I'm Chen Yuanyuan, aren't you? ※? (aiming at the chest) Chen Bianbian! "

"Let's split it fifty-fifty. Let's talk about it first Who is five? "

"Quiet as a virgin, moving like a raving rabbit."

"There is only one wall between them, and they have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator. ※

"Hello, I want a rape popcorn. ※

It is the duty of every citizen to despise you. ※

Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental. ※

Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear. ※:

Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and strong, and your skin is impeccable.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you. ※.

I'll spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda. ※.

Tell us what you are dissatisfied with and make everyone happy. ※

Bus master: "Hey, either put money in, swipe your card or roll out. What are you looking at?"

Bus master: "it's really ~ you can't even afford to take a bus, and you dare to pretend to be the mother."

When your mother gave birth to you, she must have thrown someone away and raised the placenta. ※

At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. ※.

At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

Hu Yifei: "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife."

Never go to Central. I just heard on the traffic radio that it's as stuffy as sausage in here. ※

It was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and then I was awakened, and even more horrible things happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam! ※!

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm not that kind of person! ※!

Hu Yifei: You are not human!

Wan Yu: Ugly, but he is ugly, just ugly! ※!

※ Guan Gu (singing): I' m not a locust, I' m not a centipede, I just want a mean brother and perfect love. . .

Dragon, dragon, you are missing two years, forever and ever.

Yifei: There's something I've always wanted to say, but I don't know if I should. Joe: You're making a costume film. This is not your line. It's so fake. Yifei: She may need a spare tire. ※

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world. ※.

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.

Wan Yu (singing): "La la la la la". ※

Uncle Ta: "Daughter, did you learn this song from me?"

Wan Yu: "Ah? Uncle, will you? "

Uncle trailer: "Our chickens are like this. Chicken feet move just like yours, lifting, lifting ... and milking. Therefore, I don't know when many young people began to learn from me. "

Wan Yu: "Uncle, you are so funny. So you are the founder of hip-hop."

Uncle Tuo: "What? Killed someone (founder)? I drive a tractor very slowly and never hit anyone. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "We received a special letter from the newly married special elder, the founder of our apartment. ※"

Zhan Bo (extremely depressed): "How did you kill someone (founder) again?" The bride and groom enter the venue. ※

Chen Meijia (infatuated with flowers): "So handsome ~! ~! ~"

Qiao Lianlian said, "Is this the legendary Hotan?"

Hair never ends. Dandruff is more prominent. ※

Wan Yu: Ziqiao, you are surfing the Internet with your mobile phone. ※.

Zi Qiao: Yes, this phone is often disconnected, but the speed of surfing the Internet is still quite fast. Go to youyube~ watch videos ~ chat with girls, or go to ipartment website. Fake mobile phones are cows!

Wan Yu: What's your name on ipartment's website? I want to add you as my friend, but I can't find you.

Zi Qiao: What keywords did you use to search for me again?

Wan Yu: Lv Ziqiao.

Zi Qiao: Wrong, I have a new screen name now, which is called "Rejector".

Fairy: (poof spits out a mouthful of water) Rejector, you?

Zi Qiao: (with a disdainful face) Hey, amateurs are amateurs. This name is very particular. Please remove the capitals next to it and have a look.

I am a good man, I am a good man-Ceng Xiaoxian. ※

I am your new little saint and good friend!

In episode 18, Artest, a pervert, said to Wan Yu, "You don't have to worry at all. They are just floating clouds in the past in my eyes. I do not see my sun until I meet you again. ※. There is a poem that reads: Sun, Sun! "

When Guangu talked about Yang Guo and the girl, Yang Guo had become his uncle. ※

Zhanbo: If there are monsters, there will be Altman. ※.

Guangu: How should I know? . Didn't catch Altman (wild)

Little dragon girl was raped! ※!

What about you?

Yes, it's Yi Zhiping!

Depend, it turns out that Yi Zhiping is Yang Guo's uncle.

In this country, the fighting skills of football players are much better than their feet. ※

Chen Meijia: "Ceng Laoshi, is there a toilet in your kitchen, or is there a stove in the toilet?"? ※? :"

Yifei: Why don't you become an astronaut? If the path is uneven, you can't walk straight. Step on the gas and welcome his ancestors for 18 generations! ※!

Guan Gu: If you lose, you have to cut your belly! ※!

Meijia: No, no, you are crazy! You Japanese were defeated, didn't you all become Altman and emit special light?

Meijia: Let me do the math. .17 got 7, 27, 48, 38 Women's Day. ※.

Wan Yu: Interfering in other countries' internal affairs to achieve their own goals will not only be condemned by the international community, but also be defined as. Seriously full.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I told you to stop charging electricity and don't sell me a wolf protector. The electricity fee be very expensive. ※.

Ronglisha: Why aren't you here?

Zi Qiao: That's a good question.

. . . . . .

Xiaoxian: on the sub-bridge.

Zi Qiao: I'll go.

Fairy: Either you explain things clearly, or you corona her and make her lose her memory. I prefer the latter.

. . . . . .

Zi Qiao: I call your name every night. . . . film producer

Xiaoxian fainted. .

. . . . . .

Zi Qiao: How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and I use the trumpet to save my life. ※.

Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. ※,

The action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

The third root of loneliness ※

I am afraid that I will be the root of loneliness forever.

How wonderful the number three itself is.

These three of mine

Why are you hiding under the ugly root sign?

How I wish I were a 9.

Because nine only needs a little operation.

Can get rid of this cruel fate.

I know it's hard for me to see my sun again.

For example, this endless root number three.

the second part

1. You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

2. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

You are better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen!

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

5. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

6. I'm Zeng Ge. I told you about that letter. I believe me. . .

7. Opportunities have fallen on me. But I dodged.

8. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

9. Hard life needs no explanation!

10. Q: What are the four sentences that Friar Sand said the most in Journey to the West?

Answer: 1, big brother, the master has been taken away by the devil.

2, eldest brother, second brother was taken away by the devil.

3. Big Brother, Master, and Second Brother have been taken away by monsters.

4. Second brother, the master was taken away by the monster.

1 1. Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

12. Left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum blossom.

13. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

14. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

15. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

16. If you have an identity, you have an ID card.

17. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

18. bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have …

19. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

20. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

2 1. Is this a turning point? This is obviously a breaking point.

22. Rich second generation: The salary can pay car loan, mortgage loan and second loan.

23. Much ado about nothing

24. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

25. There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

26. Sitting alone on the sofa is endless.

27. Men are all candles, which don't light or go out.

28. swearing is not rude

29. Don't mistake shrimp for seafood.

30. That can't be pulled into the bowl. This is a dish.

30. I will choose whoever the rooster points to.

3 1. If Conan were still alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore, too.

32. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning and never came back, did you?

33. Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team.

34. Narcissism plus brain damage is self-mutilation!

35. That kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blew through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain infiltrated Jiuzhaigou.

36. The method of counting sheep comes from abroad. In English, the pronunciation of "sheep" is sheep, which is very close to sleeping. Reading too much will have psychological hints. But how do China people use psychological cues in English? ! I have a new set that is more direct and effective-jiaozi. Jiaozi-Sleep, this is the psychological hint of China people!

37. Aren't rotten eggs just eggs?

38. Chewing gum ... It is rumored on the Internet that if you eat five pieces together, you can also feel full by chewing, and the most important thing is that you won't get fat, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn!

39. Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.

40. Xiaoxian: Ask questions! Tell me about Liu's Taoyuan vows. Who did you give it to?

Yifei: Tianhou? Emperor Yan and Huang?

Youyou: For ... peaches, of course!

Guangu: They're out in the Jianghu. Of course, frankly ... off!

4 1. What do you say? A gentleman can flex.

42. Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere.

I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

44. Moran: What is your seat?

Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!

45. A good dog doesn't get in the way, but a roadblock gets in the way.

46. Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

47. Xiaoxian: Who is Junko? She is so charming.

Youyou: Sadako's sister downstairs

48. Yifei: The longer I talk to her, the more I like pigs. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

49. I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

50. If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

5 1. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.