Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Expansive and lovely. Tell me about it.

Expansive and lovely. Tell me about it.

First, it takes only one second to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to experience love.

Second, ask what the world is like, and ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

Third, people are not your starting point, but whether you stick to your goals, where your heart is, where your results are. Everything depends on yourself. The road to success is not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people. I am afraid that I will surrender, not afraid of the storm, and I am afraid that I am timid.

Fourth, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

Only you know that your roaring desire is as strong as your desire to get him back.

6. Who hasn't died since ancient times? It's your turn next.

Eight, the only comfort is that people who didn't get it before are now super ugly.

Nine, you love to laugh! When someone teases you or hits me.

It's not that I like staying up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

I can forgive all your shortcomings, but I just can't forgive your ugliness.

Twelve, people have plenty of background, and I only have one back.

Thirteen, you must work hard, because there are still a group of people waiting to see your jokes.

14. Do you think I'm in the way? You don't know it's not that easy to come to my world.

Fifteen, good-looking people like to say half of the words, such as

I eat my snacks, and I grow my flesh, whether you are jealous or envious.

Seventeen, not good, want to be cultivated by the person you like.

I won't quarrel with you. I'm too lazy to get angry. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

Nineteen, like to be friends with simple people, is the kind of relaxation with only one-track thinking.

Twenty, the mood is so low, but the only thing that accompanies me is the shadow. I bow my head and touch my own shadow. Only you will never leave me.

Twenty-one, how can people forget easily? Forgetting words is the same body of death and heart, and it is only possible when the heart is dead. -"I am waiting for you in my memory"

22. If you don't have the courage to confide in your beloved rose, regret will go to the future.

Twenty-three, between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

Twenty-five, in the face of you, my strong smile ~ turn around and I cry alone in situ.

I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.

Tell yourself to be strong, try to smile and still believe.

Twenty-nine, thanks to the dark circles for giving me a natural smoky makeup, thick but not vulgar.

30.-Your photos look good doesn't mean you are beautiful, only that your shooting angle is very standard.

Thirty-one, if you get well, it will be sunny, and this weather will still hang up.

Give me a hug if you can't say it.

33. Do you feel a little guilty? I am just your pawn.

Thirty-four, I will exchange my youth for a goodbye, and I will exchange my life for a goodbye.

35. I had a dream that changed my mind, but there was no rainbow after rain in my dream.

You will never understand my heart, just as I don't understand your emotions.

Thirty-seven, this hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is cold.

38. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

Emotional space: know if you are pretending to be cute or if you are pretending to be cute.

1. Know whether you are pretending to be cute or being cute. I just want to be you, in my arms and under my body. 3. Hold your hand for half your life, cook you three meals a day, even fried rice with eggs. 4. Some people love you, but no one loves you the way you want. After all, someone will like you in the simplest way, not routine or teasing you, but that, I like you so much and want to be better and better to you. 6. I am super clingy and like you, which is not dispensable. If you ignore me, I can't do things well. If you forget to say good night, I won't sleep well at night. I miss you 24 hours a day. I just want to be with you, and I want you to hug me. 7. You don't have to look at the sun and the moon, you are the star. He has a crush on her for a long time, and she likes him, too. He always looks at her at night lessons, but she turns to look out of the window. One day, he asked her: Do you know that I watch you every night when I study by myself? Hmm! Then why did you turn your head away? Because I can look at you in the mirror without shame. 9. I want to see you, even if there is only one eye, even if it is thousands of miles apart. 10. Who cares about the broken things in feelings? I just want smooth sailing and I don't want to go through any tests. My happiness comes first. 1 1. We just met, and this heart is broken. 12. I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you. 13. Of all the people I have met, I like you best, and I just want to give you the best love. 14. I heard that the girl is good at housekeeping and wants to hear more about it for the rest of her life. 15. I like you. Can you be my girlfriend? There was no response on the other end of the phone, and the boy was impatient. He asked cautiously, what are you doing? I'm nodding. 16. For something you like, you always seldom consider the cost performance, just like seeing the person you like at first sight, you don't care whether it is suitable or not. 17. When Logger Vick gets paid, Spongebob leaves Patrick, crayons grow taller, Conan graduates from primary school, and the wolf eats sheep, we will break up. 18. May someone accompany you from one place to another, even if you are covered with injuries. 19. I talked about love, but what is love? 20. Cute is not a long-term solution. Cute is a long-term solution. 2 1. I'm incompetent, but I can't handle a girl's lover personally, so let the girl move on and fall in love with her. The little fairy's exclusive sweet sentence is cute enough to explode.

1. If you think you can get me, you can try and I'll let you know what you want.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

3. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart in my position.

4. Let's grow up with bears. The candy in our mouth is really sweet.

Men will only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

6. It's no use peeking. You have to admit that you can't forget me.

7. Ordinary and lovely.

8. Is there a difference between morning and evening? You're mine anyway.

9. I want to take a nap on a soft cloud full of stars and bears.

10, you didn't come to me, I missed you.

1 1, ah, you laugh so out of tune, I really want to hide you, only allow me to hurt you.

12, in your eyes, there should be only a beautiful girl like me.

13, I just discovered an amazing secret: Say hee hee to the person you like, and your heart will really hee hee.

14, who wants to kiss you, I only kiss this autumn color.

15, I can't think of a copy, I miss you.

16, I want to show some clues to show you that I like you.

17, remember to walk with the wind and hold your head high.

18, today is the day when Summoner Canyon can't hold me!

19, take off your bulletproof vest and let Cupid's arrow hit you!

20, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

2 1, the pigsty is empty, and you are on earth.

22. In the honey pot hidden by the bear, all the stars I buried quietly fell asleep, and I will miss you quietly again.

If you make trouble without reason again, I'll hold you in my arms.

24. I can't sleep I was counting sheep when suddenly a lamb stood up and said to me, please be careful. You have counted me once.

25. As long as I am with you, I don't need to blush.

26. I'm a little sweet. I don't know if you like it or not.

27. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten when they expire.

28. You can circle the earth three times if you like.

29. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

30. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

3 1, it is said that I will marry you if my hair is waist-high, but what do you mean by cutting your hair regularly?

32. The five flavors in the world only want the sweetness given by one person.

Buy a meteor to accompany you when you are in a daze at night

34. plop plop plop plop. Shit, it's against the rules.

35. When we cross the bridge, I will naturally lose weight in June.

36. My favorite season is not autumn, but every day with you.

37. The moon is a guest in the world, and a gentleman is the most beautiful in the world.

38. I am really a very beautiful girl.

39. Do sisters have any dating experience? I'll write it down.

40. Stop filming, you picked the sweetest watermelon.

4 1, my mother said, when I grow up, I will marry you to me.

42. Try Doby's feelings again.

Don't get wet in the rain, or you'll freak out.

44. One day, I passed a very interesting tree. My first reaction was to take pictures with joy and share them with everyone. I suddenly realized that I was finished. I may really fall in love with you, just like whales to the sea and birds to the forest.

45. When you are with the person you like, every glass of water will become Sprite. When his arm gently touches you, the bubbles in your heart will run to your throat, sweet and shiny, as if you had just finished drinking the whole galaxy.

46. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm still busy pretending to be cute.

47. The stars jump into the Milky Way in your eyes with my heart.

48. Like a storm in eight hundred miles, the stars and the moon alternate like you.

49. Corn is blown into popcorn.

50. When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, you can try it.

5 1, good night, be sure to ask the stars for you.

52. Only fools fall in love. I really want to be a fool

53. I closed one eye. When you say good night to me, I will close another door.

54. If the heat continues, I will lose the identity of red bean matcha milk ice.

55. It is said that people who love to laugh have high IQ, so I am not ridiculously high IQ.

56. I have saved a lot of love stories to send to you, but it seems that they are all about to expire.

57. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

58. Well, I'm only a teenager. Love can come later, but takeaway is not good.

59. Heaven is full and hell is closed. Jesus threw me to the ground.

60. There are very few truly lovely people in the world, and Laozi is one of them.

6 1, what's the use of seeing the world as long as I see you.

In winter, you must put my hand in your pocket.

63. Life has begun to salt my little pig.

64. I want to show my little feet and let you know that I like you.

65. You are a god with mountains, waters and seas, and I am a girl who shines because I am intertwined with God.

66. My goal today is to be more lovely.

67. I am a child who secretly likes you in this world.

68. I crossed the starlight and went to an escape you gave me.

69. You always scold me for being such a cute little turtle.

70. I have a secret that must be whispered between us.

7 1, used to drive a tractor with a cigarette in his mouth. Since I met you, I began to pay attention to the skirt in the window.

Do you know where you are now? It is in my heart.

73. I can do everything, only two can't, this can't, that can't.

74. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

There is a sad little pig in the pigsty tonight.

Super invincible funny, tell a cute and explosive humorous sentence.

1. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, and husband is easy to run" because "you spend too little money and give up beauty".

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

In order to be a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to make a fortune.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

6. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

7. Get out of here! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

8. Women are trouble, while men like asking for trouble.

9. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

10. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby.

1 1. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car.

12. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, and God wants me to be fat, so I will leave it to fate!

13. You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

14. amnesia when entering the examination room, paranoia when leaving the examination room.

15. I hope all girls can marry love, and I will marry Abel Tamata.

16. I am not a good horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey!

17. Skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

18. Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day.

19. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

20. In this short life, I just want to seize the time to be lazy.

2 1. I will envy those who speak simply and comment a lot.

22. I don't like robbing other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I deserve.

23. Go home early these two days. Many pigs have been stolen recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

24. Look at a temple from a distance and our alma mater from a distance. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

26. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

27. I am a violent butcher and a docile pet.

28. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese words.