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Smart words are often misunderstood by smart people.

1. Which famous book is written by Su Shi's Poem of Washing Children?

Everyone wants to be smart when adopting a son, and I have been delayed by being smart all my life.

I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public.

"Washing children" is only four sentences, with a playful tone and an ironic tone. There is indeed a reason. "It looks smart for everyone to raise a child", which is what people want and expect. There is nothing wrong, and the truth is self-evident. It's just that Su Shi's official career suffered a big setback, and it's also true that he was misled by cleverness all his life. Su Shi was imprisoned for opposing Wang Anshi's new law and satirizing "new progress" in his poems. A "Wutai Poetry Case" shocked the ruling and opposition parties. Fortunately, with the rescue of senior officials and the intervention of Empress Dowager Cixi, Su Shi was saved from death and retired to Huangzhou. During her stay in Huangzhou, my concubine Chaoyun gave birth to a boy for Su Shi, and "Poetry of Washing Children" was written for this boy. Just after a great ordeal, it is not difficult to understand that the poet "only wants to be stupid and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulties." The "Communist Youth League" still wants to be, and only hopes that "there is no disaster and no difficulty"; "Stupidity" is just a coat, and the core is stupidity. If you don't show your edge, you won't be chosen as the protagonist by such a tragedy as "the wood in the forest will be destroyed by the wind" Su Shi's desire is really emotional, and it is by no means a moaning without illness.

2. Who has a good "spring water stars" and "spring water": children and poetry have a natural affinity. Children can be exposed to nursery rhymes in the initial reading stage and the initial reading stage. In the primary reading stage, they can try a classic vernacular poem such as Spring Water Stars, and short poems are the best. The stars in the spring water are lonely and depressed, busy eradicating their troubles-my friend! Happiness lies in continuous work! (Comment) When we are lonely, we only think about things that bother us, while when we are busy, we have no time to think about things that bother us. Naturally, busyness will eradicate our troubles. Some people don't like being busy, but when they are not busy, they will increase their troubles. Is it annoying, too ! So happiness is in constant work! The best thing about this poem is the word "increase" in the first sentence. The word itself means to increase on the basis of the original, not just to be depressed in loneliness. Starry spring is smart! In this lonely world, we can only carry the lamp of "confidence" in the dark. (Comment) This poem is like Bing Xin's warning to smart people, warning those smart people not to be self-righteous. There are many self-righteous smart people in this world, but as Bing Xin said, we can only carry the lamp of "self-confidence". How many people are smarter than others? I think this poem is the best. The stars are twinkling-how can you hear them in the dark blue space? In the silent dim light, they deeply praised each other's childhood! But the truth in the dream is the tearful smile and 30,000 hectares of trembling in the memory-the moon on the dark island came up with the source of life and the place of death.

3. When used in the right place, the word "smart" has two meanings: the first is to describe wisdom, developed intelligence, and strong memory and understanding ability; The second meaning is to describe some people who use their wisdom to make profits for themselves in crooked ways. But it turns out that the second kind of cleverness is often found by others and makes you hate it.

Recently, we learned an extracurricular reading, The Story of Zhuge Liang's Youth. This article, based on a mistake made by Zhuge Liang when he was young, tells us to leave our cleverness where it belongs. When it comes to "using wisdom in the right place", I can't help thinking a lot. ...

On TV and in the news, there are always news that some bad guys and experts, such as mega fraud gangs, have been arrested. Sometimes, I will say nothing, but sometimes I will smile and say, "These people are not stupid, they just use their intelligence in the wrong place!" " "

They "bad guys" should know that the French Open is long and loose, and they should use their intelligence in the right place. Listen, if you don't use your intelligence in the right place, you will become like this!

I remember once, I stole money from home and put it in my pants pocket to buy food, but my mother said, "I want to change a pair of pants, it's cold outside." I think: can't I buy food if I change my pants? So I resolutely refused to let my mother change her pants and ran into the room and closed the door. I didn't know that my mother wouldn't give up, so she rushed into my room and gave me a "general examination". As a result, all the money I stole was returned to the original owner. At the same time, I was scolded by my mother.

At the same time, many people use intelligence in the right place. For example, some abducted children escape from the clutches of the bad guys with extraordinary courage and wisdom. There is a report that touched me deeply: a child aged 10 was abducted, but he was very calm and calm. A week later, he not only successfully called the police, but also returned to his parents unscathed. There are many such people and things. ...

In a word, if we want to succeed, we must use our intelligence in the right place, not in crooked ways. Otherwise, you will only be "smarter than you" and will only be "shooting yourself in the foot"!