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Classic harassing call

You are suspected of money laundering, please cooperate with our investigation! "

"The funds in your account have changed abnormally."

"Your flight xxx has been cancelled."

"The goods you purchased are out of stock (or the platform upgrade order is lost), and you can apply for a refund."

"Don't miss the opportunity to make money. I recommend the top ten bull stocks to you, and you won't lose money. "

"I'm talking about projects in other places now, and I'm remitting money to xxx account as a bid bond, and I'll reissue it when I come back."

"Do you know who I am? (Guess who I am) "

"Your convertible points this year are xxxx, and the convertible amount is xxx yuan. Please exchange it before XXX and XX Bank. "

"I am XX express customer service, and there are drugs in the package you sent. In the future, your call will be transferred to XXX police officer of XX Public Security Bureau. "

"Your number sent a lot of scam messages in XX, so your number has to stop!"

"Please receive the newborn allowance in time."

"You have a grant to give ..."

"I am a staff member of XX Social Security Bureau. Please receive your disability allowance in time."

"Congratulations, your mobile phone number has been selected by Good Voice of China, and you can get the Apple Three-piece Set, but please pay the notarization fee and taxes first ..."

"Don't miss it, just take the apple 7 home for 599 yuan!"

"I am a teacher of XX, and your child has a sudden illness of XX at school. Now in the hospital, in urgent need of surgery. Hospital accounting will contact you immediately ... "

"I am the landlord. I didn't need that number before Please transfer the rent to this account XXXXX. "

"Hello, I can help you apply for a high credit card here ..."

"Hello, XXX parents, this is your child's report card this semester ..."

"XXX, this is a photo of our last party. Please open it quickly. "

"What did your husband do? Come and see ..."

"Your child was kidnapped, don't call the police, or kill the ticket. Transfer the money to this XXXXX account immediately "(I wonder if your child is at school/work).

"Your WeChat account is abnormal, please click XXXX to change your password. Tencent housekeeper "

Part-time earning 300-400 yuan ...

"I am the leader of XXX troops, and now I need to purchase a batch of XX items (lunch boxes, steel beds, etc. ). Please help me contact ... "

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Well, a little more, and some more. Let's listen to the next chapter

Important reminder:

Please don't believe, verify, verify, reply to the phone or text message with the above words.