Funny personality, talk about my advantages: courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

Funny personality, talk about my advantages: courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

1. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

2. Ask what the world is like. If you have no money, you are a loser.

God saw that there were no idiots in this world, so he created you.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

I don't love anyone and I don't want anyone. It's good to be single. Without others, I won't lack a hair.

Mom said that kissing can protect teeth, and our goal is not to get cavities.

7. Thank you for being so busy and hurting me personally.

8. Because I was too sincere in the past, I am heartless now.

9. Now your sweat and tears are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

10. If life is like a game, I hope my life is invincible.

1 1. Everyone has a slow friend. Who do you have in mind?

12. Every few days before the holiday is a time for contempt, because you are waiting for your homework and the page is blank.

13. If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

14. How much is a heart? -100 million (single-minded)

15. Behind every beautiful girl, there must be an ugly girl!

16. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, my eyes still hurt.

17. Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.

18. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

19. You cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies, but they are all lies.

20. I also want to buy all the soy sauce in the world, so that they won't say "I'm here to make soy sauce".