The silly and cute copywriting for Moments

Zhihu@ Jenny

1. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I’m not sad because I still have a head, but my head has nothing. .

2. I cried, my tears flowed down my natural vagina, my pretty nose, my plump apple muscles, all the way to my sharp chin, and then patter It fell on my thin collarbone, and my tears just flowed into my 36D without any defense.

3. I farted quietly, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.

4. Do you know how heavy the stars are? Eight grams, because of Starbucks.

5. There is no way out of doubt. Do not add to after make

6. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

7. How dare I, a beautiful woman, fall in love? Who am I qualified to fall in love? Am I worthy? My life is nothing but beauty and beauty. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

8. "Thank you" "You're welcome, this is what you should thank."

9. If I were 16 years old, I could quietly say that I like you so much, if I am 26 years old, and I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. Unfortunately, I am 6 years old, and I can’t give you anything. I still have to go to elementary school.

10. It is gold and will always be spent by me.

11. I wish you use your dreams as a horse, and the more you ride, the more foolish you become.

12. Except there is no hair on the head, there is hair everywhere.

13. When I see other people in their twenties with a wealth of over 100 million, one billion, or billions, I only have five million, and it’s still pixels.

14. The world is as big as the one you lack.

15. The little fish asked the big fish: "Big fish, what do you like to eat?" The big fish said, "I like to eat." ~Talk~Slowly~Yu~Yu~'s~little~fish~" Xiaoyu said: "Oh, thank you!"

16. Hello everyone, let me introduce to you my mother. The contestants hit me unreasonably, the global spokesperson scolded me, the permanent director of the association entered the house without knocking, opened the door without closing the door, the founder

17. Your neck is so cute, with a pig’s head on it.

18. Unplug the network cable and let go of all the grudges.

19. I’m hungry. As expected, I am honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, cute and cannot be eaten.

20. When Peking University had a recommendation qualification, I did not go. Firstly, I was not used to the climate there. Secondly, it was not me who recommended me.

21. There are two words in life that can open many doors for you: "pull" and "push".

22. I am a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

23. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips

24. Live a good life and you won’t lose any damn ones anyway

25. I want to give my fat an ultimatum.

26. Don’t worry about anything.

27. Is it cold? It’s okay to be cold because you are now in Snow White’s circle of friends

28. Because Pearls are for beauty, milk is for calcium, and tea is for health. Pearl milk tea is for beauty, calcium, and health. If you don’t drink it, you are not a human being.

29. My current financial situation: Look for the cash rebate note in the express box for good reviews.

30. I am a non-famous sharer of big things in daily life in China.

31. Other girls all want to act coquettishly, but I just want to challenge you.

32. The wind is quite strong today. I originally wanted to go to the gym, but it blew me to a milk tea shop.

33. There is no banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while.

34. With the vest line, I will change from gummy bears to hard candy bears, so I won’t be able to practice.

35. Today I am taking advantage of this good day to announce the news that my relationship with Yi Yang Qianxi has been confirmed. I am sure it is him and he is definitely not me

36. I really want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks under the moonlight tonight

37. Don’t always say that domestic products are not easy to use. For example, RMB, I think it is very useful. I use it all the time.

38. I often wonder if my photos are too much, and every photo is different. Later I figured it out, and this is not surprising, because I am Cardcaptor Sakura. . < /p>

41. There are two kinds of people who are very cute. One is the one who has a bad memory, and the other is the one who can’t remember.

42. The rich women from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou will make you cry, and the beauties from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai will make you cry. You are heartbroken, but I am the only one who loves you like a tide

43. Don’t be too competitive and just wake up earlier than anyone else

44. I rejected three more boys, I am really an outstanding person The girls, looking at their retreating figures, feel a little lonely. I can only say sorry silently. I really can’t afford your real estate, insurance, and financial products.

45. I just watched it A psychological test about personality. Do you usually call me Dad or Daddy at home? Comment to see what kind of personality you have.

46. I just weighed myself and lost ten pounds. What’s going on? Oh, it turns out it was Yi Yang Qianxi who gave me the diamond ring but I didn’t bring it with me

47. Beat and eat Chicken, I am deaf on rainy days, blind on foggy days, and powerful on sunny days. Oh, it’s just a box.

48. I have been hearing mysterious jingling sounds recently. After approaching the science program team for investigation, it turns out that It’s my poor jingle, woo woo

49. What’s the point of making me sneeze when you miss me

50. Hello everyone, I am Yue Lao and I want to have one on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Are you interested? Now transfer 50 yuan to me and note the name of your sweetheart. I will let you know what it means that even gods can’t help you