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Self-reported composition of air conditioner
Hello, everyone, I am a cuboid object. Of course, I have not only a rectangular body, but also a wide mouth (wide and big only when I open it) and a top-heavy tail. This is the source of my life. If I cut it off, I will die. Have you guessed who I am? Yes, I am an air conditioner.
Summer comes gently in the clouds. It is sunny every day, but it is a little too bright. On a hot day, the young master went out for a run, running round and round, and he was so tired that he was sweating. His face was as red as fire, he was panting, and his heart was as hot as a flame. The young master's appearance really scared me (because he looks like a small volcano about to erupt). Master picked up the fan first, sister, and fanned it again and again, but master still didn't have a fever. So the young master went crazy. Come up with a good idea. So the young master turned on the electric fan again and pressed the gear. But these things can only dry the sweat on the little master, but they can't stop this small volcano from erupting. So the young master went crazy again and pulled me away, and then a gust of wind blew (cool wind). The little master's heart slowly calmed down. I leveled the small volcano that my master was about to erupt.
I not only bring cool air to mankind, but also bring warmth to mankind! In the cold winter, girls come with snowflakes. The little master curled up in the quilt like a hedgehog. So the little master opened me, and I opened a big, big mouth to add warmth to the little master. (Of course, the wind blowing out at this time is not cold but warm. As a result, the little master became no longer timid and no longer shrank back like a hedgehog. The pale face turned red. The whole room was full of warmth, and I kept pumping air into the room like a pump.
Do you like me? Take me home if you like me!
Hello, everyone, let me guess a riddle: this thing is warm in winter and cool in summer. People like it, but they can't take it with them. Everyone guessed right! It's me-the air conditioner.
I am a new member of the world-famous children's air conditioner and air conditioner family. My height 168 cm and width 1 m are the quality champions in the air-conditioning family. I look elegant in a white gentleman suit. My function can be great. Generally speaking, it can be divided into two categories, one is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the other is multifunctional use. It's not just new glass to say that winter is warm and summer is cool. Air conditioning is a good example. Ordinary air conditioners are generally cool in summer and warm in winter, but I am different. Summer not only brings coolness to the room, as long as the young master doesn't cover the quilt, the room will suddenly warm up and the young master won't catch cold. In winter, I will automatically adjust the indoor temperature, make the room change from cold winter to warm spring, make the young master comfortable, forget his troubles and sleep in bed with peace of mind. It won't be frostbitten or too hot. It's a fairy-level day!
Multifunctional usage, someone will be interested to hear this! Let me tell you something! Multifunctional usage is simply a variety of usage. The air conditioner also has a companion, the remote control, because only the remote control can turn on the air conditioner. If you think that air conditioners can only be blown directly, you are all wet. As long as I press the wind pendulum, I will swing from side to side, and I can blow it everywhere, so that everyone can blow this cool breeze. Press the warm air, the wind will become soft and warm, and there is an intelligent cleaning function to make the indoor air fresh and healthy.
In modern life, air conditioning plays an important role. I believe that in the future world, air conditioners will definitely come to the next level!
Self-report composition of air conditioner 3 Hello everyone! My name is "air conditioner". You must know me very well. Now, let me introduce myself to you!
I am mounted on the wall, and my whole body is white. If you look at me from a distance, you will definitely think it is a pile of snowflakes on the wall! My appearance looks strange, my mouth is long and flat, my mouth is long on my stomach and my body is rectangular. So, if you look at me casually, you may see me as a big building block, as white as snowflakes on the wall! On my snow-white appearance, some yellow, pink and blue flowers are dotted around my stomach and mouth, which makes me look very beautiful. Maybe that's why people choose me to serve them!
Don't underestimate my air conditioner, my function is great! I can't turn on the air conditioner in the cold winter. I can only open my mouth and keep spitting out warm heat, which makes people very warm. In hot summer, I can open my mouth and keep spitting out cold air, which makes people feel very comfortable.
Listen, young master is back! Sure enough, the little master ran home sweating. He ran into his room, took out the air conditioner controller, pressed the red switch button, and I spoke. I saw the little master press the "air conditioning" button again, so I blew the air conditioner for the little master. After a while, I saw that the little master's face was no longer red and there was no sweat on his body, so I slowly blew a cool breeze to the little master. "Ah, it's really comfortable." Superfine product said with satisfaction. After that, he fell asleep in bed. Listen, am I great?
Do you think my role is great? Do you like me?
Self-report composition of air conditioner 4 Hello everyone! I am an indispensable commodity in people's life in summer-air conditioning.
I am divided into two parts: outdoor unit and indoor unit. The outdoor unit has six parts: side air inlet, back air inlet, air outlet, grounding terminal, drainage pipe and piping. Are you shocked?
There are many indoor parts, including suction grille, air inlet, suction grille opening, cold air test operation button, air filter, horizontal windshield, signal receiver and power cord.
I also have many friends, such as central air conditioning, vertical air conditioning and so on. Their role cannot be ignored. For example, the function of central air conditioning is to provide air conditioning for the whole building, just like the boss pays employees.
My main job is to provide air conditioning for the young master wholeheartedly. Let the little master not feel the heat of summer. I can also provide heating for the young master to make her forget the cold in winter.
The careful little master will definitely find that I still have two small lights on me. If the green light is on, it means that I am running. If the orange light is on, it means that you have turned on the timer function.
To tell you quietly, in fact, it is best to adjust my room temperature to 26, because it is the most energy-saving, and one of the greenhouse effects is the discharge of air-conditioning waste. So, in order to protect the earth, please be sure to transfer me to 26!
Ha ha! I've introduced you so much. Do you know me? Ah! It's half past nine, and I'm going to start work. (_)/~ ~ Bye.
Hello, everyone, I am a household appliance-air conditioner. Everyone should know me. Let me introduce myself!
I was born in a factory and was delivered by a doctor in the factory. Later, I was sent to a shop. Because I could afford it, a man dressed formally took me home within two days. I am very happy to work in his house, and the young master likes me very much. I'm very happy, too, and I gradually think of this place as my home!
I am cheerful and like to make friends. The new refrigerator downstairs and I became good friends. Because we can all release air conditioners, we often discuss some profound issues: for example, we can switch places, I can keep food fresh, and the refrigerator can blow cool air to people. I don't know. Is that okay? I'm afraid this problem will not be discussed until we waste it!
I have many advantages. If there is an electric competition, I must be the "king of all things". I can blow a cool breeze in summer to relieve the heat for my master; I can blow hot air in winter to warm my master! And my floor space is very small, so I won't get in the way when I'm not using it! But I also have a shortcoming that all electrical appliances have, that is, I can't run when there is a power failure. At that time, I had a dormant period, which was also the end of our electrical appliances!
I can lighten the burden for adults and let children have a comfortable home. I can also adjust the temperature, which can make my home spring all year round!
Our air conditioner is more useful than all kinds of electrical appliances and has many benefits. Come and buy one! I have many brothers waiting to work. I believe their functions are better than mine and they save electricity!
A cupboard is against the wall, with no clothes or food. It is cool in summer and warm in winter. Do children know what it is? Ha ha! The answer is me: air conditioning.
I have snow-white skin, like a prince charming. I also have a pair of orange eyes with my temperature written on them in case I have a fever due to overheating. I have a big mouth, too In summer, you can breathe in hot air and blow out cold air, so that the young master can have a cool learning range. In winter, I blow out Xia Feng, breathe in cold air, and exhale in summer. I have skin, eyes and mouth, ah! There is also a tail that can create my favorite food-electricity. It extracts my food from the circuit board.
Once, the young master was playing football outside, sweating profusely. As soon as he entered the room, he ran into his room and opened me. With a "Didi", I was awakened from a deep sleep and opened my mouth. A gust of wind blew away the heat and brought coolness. The young master suddenly calmed down, and he couldn't help saying, "Yes! Long live the air conditioner, I love it! " One cold winter, the young master was at home, watching TV for a while and playing computer for a while. But because he only wore a pajamas, he was shaking all over. But because he was playful, he didn't say it. It's okay to endure it during the day, but at night, the young master keeps shouting: "Mom, there's the air conditioning board, and I'm turning into a human popsicle!" " "Mom came to help the little master turn on the air conditioner. When the air conditioner is turned on, there seems to be an elf around the little master. They are naughty and warm, running around in the little master's study, turning the little master's study into a warm paradise.
The little master appreciates me, and I silently "inhale" while listening, so that the little master can live in a warm home forever.
Comments: The article is very lively and interesting. You are really a clever and imaginative child! If you can write the words more correctly, it would be better to write the paper more clearly!
Hello, I am "Midea" brand air conditioner. A few months ago, my master bought me home in the electric city and put me in the living room.
I am tall and wearing a white shirt. I like standing in the corner. My master often cleans me up.
I am not only tall and handsome, but also very capable. Whenever summer comes and the temperature exceeds 30 degrees Celsius, I will start to work, because my master will turn me on, press my switch and start me up, and I will continuously provide air conditioning for my master. However, the owner doesn't know that every time I use it, it's all day. My brother, who turns on the air conditioner, is exposed to the sun every day, which is very hard. Once I complained to my master whether I could have a rest. My master told me helplessly that if I had a rest, he would not be able to work and rest. Fortunately, summer is not very long.
Whenever the host cleans me up, I will be very happy; Whenever the host says to me, "It's really cool to blow the air conditioner", I will be particularly happy, and then blow the cool air even more. I can not only release air conditioning in hot summer, but also release hot air in cold winter to provide warmth for the host.
But I get sick sometimes. When I am ill, my master will ask a repairman to repair me. I am very grateful to him. But my life is also limited. Maybe in ten years, when I am old, my master will take my place. I'm a little sad to think of this.
I like my present home, and I love my master very much. I wish I could stay in this house forever. How nice it would be!
Self-report composition of air conditioner 8 Hello everyone! I am an air conditioner. The workers named me when I was doing air conditioning. I am like a cuboid, about 80 cm long, 30 cm wide and 30 cm high. My color is white, which plays an indispensable role in the human world.
Our family is very big, my father is standing on the ground, my brother is an extended version, and my younger brother is my strength assistant. My big mouth works indoors and can exhale air with different temperatures. My brother collects all kinds of gases for me outside and sends them to me through a long pipe, and then one of my components releases gases at different temperatures. My younger brother has a famous name called Summer Terminator, and of course, a remote control sister. She has five buttons on her body, and she controls the different winds I can exhale.
The hot summer suddenly comes out, and people are sweating all over, drop by drop. At this time, people will open the hero's treasure chest-air conditioning, and let me save the people in the "Flame Mountain". Like a banana fan, he put out the fire in the Flame Mountain, and he is even more a hero. He sucked in the hot air outside through the air conditioner and turned it into cold air.
My operation method is also very simple. First, press the plug on the socket and press the up and down keys with the remote control. The higher the degree, the hotter it will be, and the lower the degree, the cooler it will be. Do you think I am very useful? Think about how leisurely it would be to buy a big watermelon in summer with the air conditioner on and enjoy the sweet watermelon under the air conditioner while having a nice drink!
I am just a grain of sand in the air-conditioning world, not the best. I firmly believe that science can change the world and technology can light up life.
Self-report composition of air conditioner 9 Self-report composition of air conditioner Hello everyone, my name is Midea Air Conditioner. I am two years old this year. I was born in an electrical appliance factory called Midea. Two days later, I was sent to Wenzhou Baiyi Electric Shopping Mall by a big truck.
One day, a couple came to this shopping mall to buy electrical appliances. The hostess took a fancy to me at a glance and brought me back to my new home. I won't feel lonely in my new home, because I soon made friends with TV "Nini", rice cooker "light blue" and other electrical appliances. I also have a long brown "tail", which provides me with abundant food every day and inputs current to my body, so that I will never be paralyzed.
I play the most important role in summer. At that time, the vicious sun scorched the earth. Whenever my sweaty little master comes home, the first thing is to pick up my "brain"-the remote control, press a switch, and I will send air conditioning around. At this time, the little master will be intoxicated and admire: "Ah! Cool, my air conditioner is the best! " At that time, I will be complacent, ah, I am the best!
Of course, in winter, I also played a great role. In winter, the north wind roared and the wind was biting, which made the host tremble with cold. All put on big cotton-padded jackets. At this time, what I want to do is not to blow cold air, but to emit hot air. I make my home warm as spring. However, in summer, it seems that the host has come to autumn again, so the hostess and the host always praise me for my hard work and correct attitude. Since then, I have become an indispensable good partner of the host family.
Okay, I'm not talking to you. Now I have to work hard, or the host will blame me for doing nothing, hehe!
Self-report composition of air conditioner 10 "A small iron box, hanging on the wall, cool in summer and warm in winter". Do you know what this is? Yes, that's me!
I am a well-known air conditioner, and my favorite place to stay is the master room. It is said that "everyone loves beauty". As an air conditioner, I also love beauty. I wear a white skirt from morning till night, and even the host says I praise it! I am not small, 79 cm long and 26 cm wide. Although I am a chubby girl, my role is not small. In summer, the host often goes out, and when he comes back, his clothes are always wet and sweaty. At this time, I am the master's "savior". As long as I open my mouth and blow, the whole room will become less stuffy and the host will feel much cooler, so he often praises me! In winter, it's time for me to show my talents. As soon as the host wearing a cotton-padded jacket entered the room, I immediately opened my mouth and blew. This time it's not air conditioning, it's heating. Suddenly, the whole room became warm.
I am very useful! I am just the tip of the iceberg in the big family of air conditioners. I also have a brother. This brother is very strange and always likes to stay outside. He likes to wear a white T-shirt. He is really my brother, and much older than me! He is more than 80 centimeters long and 50 centimeters wide. He is a strong handsome boy. My body is not white, and this brother has helped me a lot! As long as I run, he will help me get rid of all the heat in the room and let me release the air conditioner. We help each other, and no one can do without each other.
Besides, I have a lovely little brother! He is very clever. He knew the current room temperature and air conditioning, and told his master that he could also adjust the indoor temperature through my brother. What's the matter? Is my brother clever?
I am a good friend of mankind, I am a cool angel in summer, and I will give you a warm world in winter. Do you like me?
I am a small air conditioner, and everyone in the world likes me, because in summer, everyone will be hot. As long as people pick up the remote control and turn on me, the surrounding environment will get cold immediately.
I am good-looking, square and loyal. I'm wearing a white and gray dress, which is very resistant to dirt. There is a little girl with a thumb up on her skirt, as if to say to me again: air conditioning, you are great.
I'm really great. When the weather is sultry, adults will complain again and again: it's so hot! As soon as I heard that my host was sultry and I was going to work, I immediately cheered up. When the mainframe was plugged in, I began to work eagerly. First, I gave a "hum", and then my mouth slowly opened. After driving to a certain extent, I blew hard and a cold wind came out. This cold air whirled around the room, and it immediately became cold in the room.
I like to work, and I like to listen to everything my master says. One day it was very hot, and the owner turned on the air conditioner as soon as he got home, but suddenly it tripped. The owner wondered: Why can't the air conditioner be turned on? I feel puzzled, too. The host said: "You can open it at ordinary times. Why can't I open it now? " He was so anxious that his whole head was sweating, and the sweat made him fall straight down. He went to the gate and found it was a trip. After everything is done, the host can finally sit comfortably and blow the air conditioner. The host was sweating with heat. After I started, the host quickly praised me: "It's really comfortable to have air conditioning. What should I do this summer without it? " I am so excited after listening to the teacher's words. Haha, thank the host for praising me.
Of course, in winter, if the host feels cold and opens me, I will spit out a hot breath and instantly warm the room.
I'm quite useful. My master really likes me, because I can serve him and everyone, and I am proud that I can serve everyone.
A cupboard is leaning against the wall, with no clothes and no food. It is cool in summer and warm in winter. Children, do you know who I am? Ha ha! The answer is: air conditioning.
I have this snow-white skin, like a prince charming, and a pair of big orange eyes, which write my temperature in case of overheating and fever. I have a big mouth, too In summer, you can suck hot air into your stomach and blow out cold air, so that young master can have a cool learning environment. In winter, I will suck the cool wind into my stomach and blow out the warm hot air.
I have skin, eyes and mouth. Haha, I also have a long tail, which can create my favorite food-electricity. It takes my food out of the electric plate.
Once, the young master was sweating and panting after playing football outside. As soon as he entered the door, he ran to his room and opened me. All he heard was the sound of Didi. I woke up from a deep sleep and opened my mouth. A gust of wind blew away the heat and brought coolness. Master suddenly calmed down. He couldn't help saying, Long live the air conditioner, I love it!
One cold winter, the young master was at home, watching TV for a while and playing computer for a while. But because he only wore a pajamas, he was shaking all over, but because he was playful, he didn't say it. Be patient during the day. No problem. At night, the young master kept shouting: "Mom, where is the air conditioning board?" I'm going to become a popsicle! My mother came to help the young master open me and turn on the air conditioner. There seems to be an elf around the little master, naughty and warm, running around the little master's room to keep the little master warm.
Also, I often remind my young master not to throw water on me, or I will short circuit. If you don't defend the air outlet, it will make me flammable and explosive.
The young master praised me as a smart and capable baby. I must let my little master live a happy life. How's it going? I'm very capable, right?
Self-report composition of air conditioner 13 Hello, I'm Oaks Air Conditioner. The advertisement designed for me said that the good air in Hangzhou was here after I started driving. This is worthy of the name.
I am very young, about the size of a school desk lamp. Although I am small, my function is not worse than other air conditioners! Whether it is wind power, refrigeration or heating, I am superior.
Judging from the wind, I have many kinds of winds: small wind, paddling wind, strong wind, sleeping wind, sweeping wind and so on. Small winds are used to enjoy the cool, and strokes are suitable for rapid cooling. If you just got back and it's cold, you're not afraid. I use strong wind, and you will feel warm in a moment. Sweeping the wind is to take into account the large-scale blowing. And if you want to sleep, you'd better use the sleep wind. The wind is big and small, and it is regular. People fall asleep as soon as they blow, and then fall asleep after a while. Super ions are added to all winds to make them more comfortable.
When it comes to cooling and heating, I am still the strongest. It's 38 degrees outside, open me indoors, and the cool wind blows gently. After 5 minutes, the cooling effect will come out. It's down to 28 degrees, down to 10 degrees! No, the speed is also revealed. The lowest temperature of other air conditioners is 23 degrees, and some are 18 degrees. We take the middle 20 degrees to protect your health at all times.
Speaking of remote control, it is the biggest headache for some people who are prone to misplacing things at will. Some air-conditioning remote controls don't work well. If you don't use them for a long time, you will lose them. But for me, there is a space on the left side of my body for the remote control! The switch is more convenient, just press a button on it to open it.
Some people will ask, I am so versatile, it must consume a lot of electricity! No, I don't consume electricity at all, because I turn on the minimum temperature for one hour, which is the power of the microwave oven for half an hour. Do you think I consume electricity? My cleaning is easier. If you want to wash, take my body apart and clean it with a rag. Hey hey, it's simple!
I am a good machine with benefits and functions. Easy to disassemble and wash, saving time and electricity, complete functions and fast temperature adjustment, how nice! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and act!
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