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The more words to describe bad cooking, the better.

Hard to swallow, tasteless, tasteless, simple tea and rice, clear soup and thin water.

1, difficult to swallow

Explanation: the food is not delicious or has a sore throat, so you can't eat it.

Song Qi and Ouyang Xiu in the Northern Song Dynasty wrote "The Biography of Zhang Xun in the New Tang Dynasty": "Yesterday, when I went out to Suiyang, all the soldiers ate. Nowadays, the doctor can't afford to go out, but his vocal music is so wide that he can't bear to enjoy it alone. Although he eats, he will swallow it. " Today, the Lord's command has not been fulfilled. Ji Yun, please mark a finger for me and report to Zhong Cheng. "

When I left Suiyang yesterday, the soldiers had not eaten food for a whole month. Now doctors don't send troops, but have fun extensively. I can't bear to be alone, although I can't swallow it. Now that the Lord's order is not in place, Nan Jiyun asks to erect a finger to show his faith. Go back and report to Cheng.

2. It tastes like chewing wax

Description: Like eating wax, it has no taste at all. Describe a language or article as dull as ditch water.

Said by: Tang Zhongtian translated the Shurangama Sutra Volume 8: "When it is horizontal, it tastes like chewing wax."

When eaten sideways, it tastes like chewing wax.

3, bland and tasteless

Explanation: Light: Compared with "thick" dishes, light is due to the lack of salt. It also means tasteless. He also described writing articles as boring.

From: Li Qingruzhen's "Mirror Flower Edge" The twelfth time: "Ordinary people eat very little because the food is tasteless and not as fragrant as rice."

Because of its light taste, people are not as fragrant as white rice, and few people eat it.

4, rough tea and light rice

Explanation: rough: rough and simple; Vegetarian food: refers to simple food. Describe a simple diet and a simple life.

From: Song and Huang Tingjian's "Preface to Four Rests": "Rough tea and light meals are enough to rest, make up for the cold and warm, three levels and two levels of full rest, not greedy or jealous of the old rest."

Stop when you are full, rest when you are cold and warm, rest when you are full, and rest when you are not greedy or jealous.

5. Clear soup is thin

Explanation: Describe the vegetable soup as too clear, too little water, rough and tasteless. Little: very little, lacking.

From: Wang Yi's contemporary "Stupid King Boss": "Clear soup and little water on the dining table, loving couples on the hot kang."