How to write double eleven copy

1, double eleven, you regard him as a holiday, he is double eleven. You don't treat him as a holiday, he is Wednesday.

2. "How do you spend Singles Day?" "I have cried, laughed, loved and hated, and I feel sad to think about it. Pass by, pass by, miss, skip, or live alone. "

It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

4. Part I: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

5, double 1 1 You chop your hands, but I have to keep my hands to move bricks.

6. Double Eleven is not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

7, eating soil teenagers double 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined to move the world.

8. The annual Double Eleven is coming again, and it is the rhythm of selling kidneys.

9. In order to prevent double 1 1 pickpockets, I have spent all my money in advance, and I don't feel anything wrong at all.

10, double eleven things are so cheap that they ignite the desire to shop. I've been thinking about it all noon, and I can't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money.

1 1, I spend Valentine's Day alone, Singles Day alone, and Christmas alone. There is an exam for me to pass alone.

12, what's the tanabata show? You dare to rob me on Singles Day.