[Dragon Boat Festival]-Dragon Boat Festival funny message, how did Qu Yuan get poisoned?

1. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

2. Miss your smile, taste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, suppress my mania, think about my needs, or kill you early … Ah, Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

Everyone praises you for being sensitive and eager to learn, and you are what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Lick and bite, my heart will fly out of the clouds. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

6. I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

7. Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Once you lick it and take a bite, my heart will fly out of the clouds ... Ah, Zongzi!

In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

9. I want to hold you all the time. Your fragrance is so charming and your posture is so even. I want to bite you. Zongzi is delicious.

10. Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day!

1 1. Hold high the red flag and fly out of the hinterland of Yang Liuzhu. The drums hit the spring thunder, straight through the smoke, and returned far away. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. Jinxiu Building West won the first place in the championship.

12. Long ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

13. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me, think about Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

14. What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

15. I was wrapping zongzi myself that day and was about to wrap it, but I didn't know what meat to wrap for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pigs.

16. I heard that a strange thing happened at the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

17. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

18. May you face the sea every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sunshine of South Africa, spend with Gates' dollars, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. On the journey of friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side … I didn't forget you, and I didn't let you go … I chose to walk behind you, and you accidentally fell down. I ran to step on it … Happy Dragon Boat Festival!