Call a person incompetent.

I am not a literary youth, nor can I pretend to be the literary fan you want.

2. A boy doesn't need to be too good to return to the game and listen to you.

3. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

Don't be infatuated with my brother and come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

5, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

6. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll beat you up for free anyway.

I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.

8, the wine is empty, the color is empty, and the wife walks with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

9. I am not handsome, but I have a posture.

10, the so-called "believe" means "betting" on your wife's belief in your lies.

1 1. I won't regret my decision, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!

12, give me a fulcrum, and I will touch your heart.

13, boys don't need to look good, but they must dress well.

14, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

15, no matter how smart and chic I am, I will always be a fool in your eyes.

16, it's also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the Tao and I practice the bystander road.

17, I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

18, genius and madman are only one step away. If I were that step, there would be no genius.

19. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look for them in the class?

20, the sorrow of weathered bones, unconsciously full of roses for you.

2 1. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

No matter where we are, we can play our cheeky spirit.

23. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.

24. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

25. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

26. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

27. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea.

28. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.

29. The wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

30. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

3 1, brother is not looking at the moon, it's Chang 'e!

32. In class, the teachers only take aim at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

33. Live in a thatched cottage next to the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

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