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The boy said I was flat-chested, and answered

1, dare to say that my chest is small, measure whether my length, width and height meet international standards. 2. Don't you know? Flattening is popular now, and small breasts are king. 3. I often say that it's not my pleasure to work so hard. My boyfriend says you can't be so selfish. 4, so beautiful, big breasts or good? 5. I don't know what is approachable? It's cheap for you. 6. Follow my dad! 7, flat chest is not hungry, what does your child have to do with you? 8. What's wrong with small breasts? Taking off clothes is a couple, and wearing clothes is a brother. 9. No boyfriend can say the opposite. 10, have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake? 1 1, because I study hard. 12, the one with big breasts is not himself. 13, big breasts waiting to droop. 14, I don't know what is approachable? 15, if the mountain is not high, there will be spirit, if the chest is not high, there will be an A. The boy said that I have a flat chest. What can make 2-breasted snacks bigger? First, you can eat foods high in protein, such as beef, mutton and red meat. Second, you can eat high collagen content, especially pig's trotters or sparerib soup. In addition, diet is only one aspect, and the most important thing is to assist physical therapy, including hot compress therapy. Acupuncture can effectively stimulate gland hyperplasia, and if necessary, surgery can be performed for cosmetic treatment. Methods to improve breast size can generally be carried out by the following methods: first, patients should choose appropriate underwear and try to support their breasts, and the size must be just right, not too big; Second, women can massage their smaller breasts appropriately and pay attention to observation at ordinary times; Third, patients can eat some foods rich in collagen, such as trotters, skins, fresh fish and other foods; Fourth, if the patient's body shape and chest are obviously different, it is necessary to go to nail surgery or general surgery in a regular hospital for treatment. Check whether there is a tumor and treat it in time. What can turn a woman's breast enhancement snack into big red bean peanut soup? Ingredients: Codonopsis pilosula 3 yuan, Polygonatum odoratum 5 yuan, Semen Cuscutae 3 yuan, Fructus Ligustri Lucidi 5 yuan, red beans and peanuts each 1 cup, and appropriate amount of rock sugar. Practice: Wash red beans and peanuts and soak them in clear water for about 1 hour. Boil with appropriate amount of water, then turn to low heat until the red beans and peanuts are cooked, then add the remaining herbs and stew for 20 minutes. Ingredients of green papaya sparerib soup: one green papaya (about 2 bowls), platycodon grandiflorum 1.5 yuan, half a catty of ribs and tail, and a proper amount of sliced onion and ginger. Practice: Cook the blanched spareribs, ginger, onion and platycodon grandiflorum, take out the platycodon grandiflorum after it becomes thick soup, then add diced papaya, and add seasoning after cooking. Boys say that the reason why I am flat-chested is that my chest is small. The flat-chested breasts are very small, and the chest head can almost be said to be close to the chest muscles. The breast is very small, and there is almost no adipose tissue, just like when I was a child. This is mainly because of congenital dysplasia, or heredity; Vascular obstruction; Breast dysplasia and poor permeability; It's caused by malnutrition. Disc-shaped chest This shape of the chest is not small, but from the front, the chest area is too large, there is no sense of concentration, it is too scattered, and it looks like an upside-down plate. This is mainly because of poor blood circulation; Caused by insufficient secretion of luteinizing hormone. This type of breast is flabby and inelastic, and the chest head is not pointed and points to the ground. This is mainly due to taking too many drugs containing androgen; Bad weight loss methods lead to a rapid reduction of fat in the breast; Postpartum causes subcutaneous fat reduction and breast atrophy; Lack of maintenance, etc. How to turn flat chest into big chest massage 1. Touch the right breast gently with the left hand and the left breast with the right hand for 3 minutes on each side. When touching, you can rotate vertically and horizontally, or you can touch at will. There is no specific route. But you must stick to touching for 3 minutes, and you don't need too much force when touching. Massage technique II. Open your fingers and put them on the lower side of the breast, starting from the bottom and slowly pushing them towards the head of the breast. Practice more than 30 times. Open your hands and fingers, cover the breast, and draw a circle clockwise at the bottom of the breast with the nipple as the center. When drawing a circle, use your hand a little harder and practice for more than 30 times. Then turn counterclockwise and practice the same for 30 times. Massage technique 3. Hot compress massage Apply a hot towel to the breast for 2 minutes, then put your fingers together, and then massage around the breast with your palm, first from left to right. Massage about 20 times, once a day for 2 months, can make the chest bigger. In the eyes of many people, girls with small breasts are not suitable for wearing bikinis. After all, wearing underwear does not achieve the effect of gathering, or the effect is not obvious, but do you know that girls with small breasts can be equally sexy in bikinis, but how to choose? When choosing, it is best to choose a style with folds or flounces in front to achieve the effect of breast enhancement. The colorful fabrics of underwear with small breasts can visually achieve the effect of fullness, giving people a sense of confusion, while girls with small breasts will not pay so much attention to their breasts in these backgrounds, but will turn their attention to styles, which can create a sense of breast enhancement. In terms of style, you can buy some flounces, which is a little exaggerated. This style has a sense of weight on the upper body. How can you be afraid of flat breasts? Underwear with small breasts, girls with small breasts are generally slim. You can take advantage of this and choose conjoined styles, especially some designs with skirts are more suitable for girls with small breasts. This two-piece design can also decorate your lower abdomen by the way, which is also a good way to foster strengths and avoid weaknesses. When shopping, pay attention to these details. What are you afraid of? No matter how big or small, standing in the sun is a shining existence and the focus of the public.