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First, the Japanese movie story is that the car broke down and passers-by came to repair it. Go to class, the teacher teaches, bang bang. Go to the bathroom, go home, meet the security guard, go home. I met my father-in-law on my way home. The mother-in-law came in, bang bang. My husband flew into a rage when he saw it. Send a courier, bang bang. Buy a pizza, dad. Order a cup of coffee, bang bang. Surgery, bang, bang. If you walk on the road, you will bang!

Second, friends fall in love for two months, and the screen name is changed to? Blue? . Only recently did I know that blue is literally translated into Chinese. No? . Here! Here! Here! Here! This is so meaningful! ! ! ! 3. Flowers are the genitals of plants. Only humans will take off the genitals of one species and give them to the opposite sex they like. Then, the opposite sex sticks its nose into the genitals of plants, and when it smells, it says, it smells good. If plants can talk, plants will definitely talk. People are sick. ? Four, a village engaged in family planning, adult men will be ligated. An old bachelor can't sit still. He went to the family planning office and asked for a vasectomy. The staff got angry. What are you doing? All vasectomies have wives. What are you doing alone? The old bachelor was also angry and said angrily, "All the men in the village have been ligated. You don't blame me for which woman in that village is pregnant? " I'm not that stupid! 5. A couple spent the night in the church. But there was no other room, so the priest let them sleep in his lower berth. In the middle of the night, the priest was awakened by a shake and thought it was an earthquake. What happened? The husband in the lower berth replied, It's okay. My husband and I went to heaven. ? Then everyone went to sleep again. Soon, the husband in the lower berth was awakened and asked. What happened? The father in the upper bunk replied,? It's okay. I went to heaven alone. Because you have no money, she thinks it is not the first line for you to take her shopping. You save money to give her a brand-name bag, and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to the food stall. She thinks you are real enough. You forgot to give her a birthday present. She understands that you are busy at work. Because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, and you feel too dull together. Because she is a goddess, unreasonable and inconsiderate, you will say that she is lovely. You ask me what is true love? Seven, the connotation of five-character quatrains, weeding at noon. One more: The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival. There is also: compound grass coral. I don't understand at all that the ocean has exhausted the golden rivers. Hematopoietic stem cell monitoring Wei. Square difference formula. Chongyang inserted dogwood. Bow and shoot the eagle. The sword and the chivalrous man spread and danced out light and shadow. My road twists and turns through a hidden valley? Many such sentences, welcome to add! ! Chat with a friend today! I asked him? Will you accept a woman who is not a virgin as your wife? He replied? You can buy a second-hand house, but if someone dies, that's another matter! "I was silent 10 seconds and then sprayed. Too fucking meaningful? Nine, endless work, stop and relax; If you don't earn enough money, then look outside; Endless entertainment, resignation, is good for health; Endless filial piety, take a walk and go home to see; Unfinished human feelings, weigh and do what you can; Endless future, slow down and stroll through life. Ten, girlfriends, how do you like your husband? You're not good enough. You're rich and ugly. Anonymous, on the day of blind date, an old lady fell down next to her. Without thinking, she got up and ran to the hospital. Ask him when you come back. Aren't you afraid of being scolded? He said he should do it. At that time, I thought, such a kind person is hard to come by. Best friend, oh, rare. What happened to the old lady? Jane doe, what happened? Become my mother-in-law XI. The meaning of the paragraph, ordinary youth: It is difficult to love someone. Gao Fushuai, it's hard to love someone. It's hard to love someone. Gay friends, can you love someone? A man? . Twelve, sleeping beauty? Excited to death; Sleep with an ugly girl? Life is worse than death; Sleeping with hot girls? Tired to death; Sleeping with a lover? Drunk to death; Sleeping with supermodels? Expensive to death; Sleep with your wife? Play dead all night. Sleeping with men? It hurts like hell. Dude, how are you gonna die tonight? Thirteen, once I went to a bar with a friend, a buddy got anxious after drinking for one round. Let's take a piss first. Just beside a few foreigners also went in together. But my buddy ran out immediately, and we were puzzled. A sister asked him with a smile. What's wrong with you? Is it over so soon? The elder brothers a face of depressed said,? Damn it, I can't get it! Go later! ! ! ? 14. Today, my classmates and I were walking on the road. Seeing a girl carrying a rabbit, my classmate asked me, do you know why girls like to keep rabbits? Okay, I don't know. Then I asked my classmates, who smiled lewdly and said, so I can buy carrots blatantly ... I was shocked ~ ~ ~ ~ Fifteen, two wolf (harmonious) friends chatted, and A asked,? Are brothers interested in famous books? B answer,? Water Margin? A asked, Like the hero? B answer,? Flower monk, nine dragons, timely rain, white stripes in the waves? A asked, For the club? B answer,? Lu to the depths, hard, pithy, soft, small! ! ! ! Sixteen, male, I have a project of hundreds of millions. If you are willing to do it, it will be yours. What are you doing? There is no need to be mean to those who don't know how to cherish you. If a person starts to neglect you, please choose to leave. Maintain a sense of self-confidence and dignity, rather proud to be moldy than obsessed with madness! Eighteen, a village secretary to show off to his son, the woman in the village as long as I smell, I know who it is! My son tried several times, and it all worked! Once my son bought a New Pants, rubbed it on Niu B and gave it to his father to smell. The old village head couldn't smell it, thinking, is there another newcomer in our village? So praise your son, your boy is ok! Bull b! My son fainted when he heard the news. Nineteen, the first couplet, a golden gun, sweeping two peaks, exploring three points, twisting limbs and holding five fingers, making six, seven, eight and nine, is very refreshing. All kinds of helplessness, thousands of customs, unbearable to look back, hundreds of millions of elite soldiers seize the opportunity; Downward, trillion hard drives, ten thousand copies, thousands of excellent, hundreds of people fighting side by side, ten women even beheaded, lost nine thousand eight hundred and seventy-six, bound, four big, three with P, two women Qi Fei, only cadres leave Yuanyang. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiaowen. Later, when I had a boyfriend, I changed my name to Xiaoliu. Her boyfriend's name is Artest After dating Xiaowen, he changed his name to A Mu. Later, they broke up and A Mu went to Thailand, so he changed his name to Ada. Turn when you understand. .