Show your relaxed humor. What are the sentences?

1, lose weight successfully, keep it in the future. I'm so happy to finally wear the legendary s size. At the peak of my life, I lost XX Jin. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing. Actually, I will lose weight. I'll be fat for a while and have fun.

2, light weight humor, talk about staying up late reading and sleeping on an empty stomach, and then I lost weight and felt like I went to college. After eating grass for three days, I dreamed of losing weight.

He looks as thin as Bai. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be lonely all his life. Shut up and pick up your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful! Her face has no meat, and she is covered with a thin layer of hungry blue and yellow skin. Thin and straight, like bamboo.