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Let mom say dumbfounding.

1 It was at the end of the world that I realized it was too late.

How many people click on their own space with me again and again, and then go in and close it.

How many people, like me, will cry for no reason.

Dear, I am your sunshine. If you don't wipe it and get the ointment, I'll kill you sooner or later.

At this age, the only thing that can't be lifted and put down is chopsticks. "

I'm nice to you, but it doesn't mean anything.

I am just a flower of the motherland, and I can't stand your destruction. .....

I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case. "

If you are ugly, I will stand aside.

10 Don't tell me forever, I can't live that long.

1 1 can deceive people who will believe you. So, there is a white lie.

12 acting is no better. After all, you can't fool the audience.

13 when angry, I think there are such cheap people in the world. When you calm down, you will find "I was wrong"

14 don't want to run three, but two is not enough!

15 don't hide the fact that you are an idiot just because you are tanned!

16 women are tigers. Wild animals are precious and must be protected.

Homework 17 Let's break up, I find we are not suitable.

18 I gave you dignity, but where did you put it?

19 Just know what you are.

20 tired. Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Sister 2 1 didn't miss it, only when it was very chaotic.

Looking at people who used to be more naive than me, they are now more mature than me ~

Society has style, brothers have style, and brothers are not the objects you imitate.

The story of the stone tells us that all the things you really love are finally scattered, and all the things you mix and match are finally reunited.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

Doness, please don't wander in front of the poor monk, or the Buddha will not let you go.

I still remember chatting with you until I had nothing to say ~ I just pulled you and said look at the stars! Ha ha laugh

Jobs took a bite of the apple and the world went crazy. Let me have a taste!

I know your heart is full of me. I'm worried. I wish you happiness!

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper.

3 1 drink a cup and get drunk alone, drink snow and be at a loss for another year.

32 awesome, cool, you can go home and farm.

It's autumn, and no one knits a scarf for me. I'll buy one myself.

You will never understand my sadness, just as you will never understand the darkness of day and night.

I don't know the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't know the tears of the scum.

1, if I can't die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

There are 10,000 reasons to want to see you, but as soon as I see you, I find that I lack an identity to see you.

If I love you, I wish I could write it in reverse.

It doesn't matter whether you have more money or less. The important thing is to find a good man who knows how to be cold and warm.

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

6. Take a long-term view. When you are strong, everything will change.

7. The more complicated the question, the simpler the answer! Complex manufacturing problems, simply restore the truth!

8. Except sleep, a person's life is only over 10,000 days.

9. If you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool.

10, crying in front of you is to make you coax me, why are you still standing there!

1 1. When we were young, we were friends with toys. When we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

12, I love you, not just talking about it! I love you only when I do.

13, Confucius said: knowledge is like underwear. It's invisible, but it's crucial

14, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

15, love is not the first sweetness, but it still sticks to the prosperity.

16. Faith is the starting point of success, and persistence is the end point of success.

If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.

18, I am willing to regard you as my lifeline, as long as you are willing.

19, life is a year, and a year is a day. The morning sun and the sunset are your blank faces.

I can't let someone kill me.

2 1,: Some people use strength in exams, others use eyesight in exams, and I use imagination in exams.

22. A good woman should know how to appease a man's frustration. A good man should be able to support a woman's weakness

23. Dude, what would you do if life cheated you? You have to cheat your life back.

24. At that glance, you smiled like a epiphyllum, and then it faded. -River map "The wind is blowing, the sky is blue"

25, watching the baby grow up every day, not only presents a new atmosphere, as if you have been standing in front of the rose tree, staring at the flowers.

Although we can't die of old age, we have had the sweetest time. He has me on him, I have him on me, and we will miss him forever.

27. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

28. It is not our appearance that gets old first, but our desperate heart.

29. In your arms, you are at ease and happy! ?

We will never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to lie.

3 1, blackbirds fly across the sky. I am standing in the city. Look at the time of burning to ashes. Make noise.

32. The latitude and longitude of life witness our colorful existence.

33. Really understand the meaning of impermanence. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal.

The so-called idol drama means that there is a person behind a person and there is another person behind that person.

35. If we are all happy, will these stories never end?

You will never understand my sadness.

1. Look, I told you it would rain every time I miss you most.

Second, your time is so wonderful that I really don't know how to compress and pack it all.

Third, I just want to meet you in the most beautiful season and place.

You have your story and I have my background. It's not difficult, but please don't touch it.

Sometimes, we feel that we have come to the end, in fact, our hearts have come to the end. I used to think that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person, but I just touched myself. Without love, the sky has no color. Until one day, you meet someone, you fall in love, and finally understand that all the search, no matter how deep despair, is just a process. Jimmy said, I always see the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

Seven, love, it turned out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

Eight, running around for so many years, I also want to stop one day and face all the love honestly.

Nine, life is inevitably frustrated, and after the storm is a rainbow; Life is hard to avoid suffering, and after the rain, it will clear up.

Ten, love will end when it is coming to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

Twelve, everything that was once so clear. You can touch those scattered memories in a snap of your fingers.

Thirteen, some people's love, like the wind, can't be seen, but can be felt.

14. Recalling the initial failure is just a mark that everyone must experience.

Fifteen, so persistent love you, out of love, or unwilling.

16, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which will come first.

Seventeen, habits make people feel safe, but they also feel lonely.

You said you would wait for me, and you did. I found someone to wait with!

Nineteen, you will never understand my sadness, just like the darkness of day and night.

Twenty, it is best to talk about love three times when you are born, once ignorant, once unforgettable, and once for life. If you talk too much, you will be more uncertain; Too much experience will make you numb, stop believing in love, and finally marry someone you don't love, so you can't love each other from the heart, and the other party complains that you don't care enough and don't care about your family. Finally, this failed love will make you spend your life with regrets.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

Today is my birthday, and my wish is: May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters.

Twenty-three, losing you, playing without an umbrella, my heart is wet.

Twenty-four, don't live too tired and don't be too busy; Don't be too expensive if you want to eat, and don't waste if you want to wear it; Be agitated and get together with friends. I fell asleep when I was sleepy. Peace of mind is always the most beautiful, and every day is happy!

Although we once loved her and were a third party, I won't let myself make the same mistake again.

Twenty-six, we hurried along our respective paths, never stopped, and accidentally met at a certain intersection, so we gently said hello, gently said hello, and then waved goodbye.

Twenty-seven, although I finally met the right person, but it happened at the wrong time, it is better not to encounter regrets.

Life is so tired and I am in a bad mood: I don't know the darkness of the night during the day, and I don't know the tears of the scum.

1, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

2, you should not always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself.

Forgive me for indulging in love and freedom all my life.

4. Don't judge a book by its cover, you can't judge a book by its cover, and the sea can't be measured.

The most interesting part of life is that there is no script, no rehearsal, and you can't start over.

6. I always fantasize about how happy you are when you are really nice to me.

7. Girl, let me count with my fingers. I'm missing from your life.

8. A good relationship is about two things: one is to find out the common interests of both sides, and the other is to respect each other's differences.

9. Chinese, there are two "secrets": first, don't read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.

10, after a farewell, my heart was in suspense, thinking that I would come back in March and April respectively, but the first class was five or six years. ...

1 1. How many people lost to loneliness in the face of love, and how many people lost to sex in the face of loneliness?

12. Happiness is a precious resource, and we can't just enjoy it without exploring it.

13, if you don't talk, you may not feel nothing. Don't ask, don't be heartless. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing, not necessarily loving.

14, always secretly hiding behind your back and silently paying attention to you, never attracting your attention.

15, when you really like something, but it hurts you, in fact, this is a test of whether you are persistent enough.