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On the infinite pursuit of murder

1, ordinary people, don't you want to taste the fairy?

2, feelings want to be extremely sweet, it should be sweet and sweet all the way, such sweetness is super sweet, especially sweet and invincible in the universe.

My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

4. All beings suffer, as long as you are a strawberry.

5. Being angry is anger, but it's not that I don't love you.

I think you should be very busy, so you should only see the first three words.

7. What's the date tonight? I can't wait for you to miss me. I can't sleep at night.

8, the tiger is not arrogant, you should be my male enemy.

9. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight.

10, God loves the world, and I love you.

1 1, old, forget more, but don't forget acacia.

12, I like you very much without permission. I'm sorry

13, the little man was incompetent and failed to fan his son's lover to death.

14, if Sri Lankans are rainbows, you will know when you meet them.

15, I want to do what I did to cherry trees in spring.

16, I want 0 kinds of strawberries. 0 degrees soil.

17, the world is rich in vegetation, and my heart is the peach blossom garden.

18, one-sided is staying up late, to tell the truth is insomnia, I really miss you.

19/30 firecrackers rang again. I don't think it's what you think.

20. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

Chatting with Han: I have a crush on you. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you.

I am looking for a horse. So it's your micro signal.

3. Be patient when you see this. It's no use telling your sister that she doesn't like you.

I'm a little busy recently. Why are you busy?

5. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to hit on you.

6. I am looking for a letter. What is your WeChat?

7. Do you know what I like to eat? I like watching you in a daze.

8. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

Do you know my last name? I am very happy after knowing you.

10, look at your photos. Is a beautiful woman. How can you say you are beautiful without psychological certainty?

1 1. Why do I still like you if you are not beautiful?

12. I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

13. Go for a walk when you are free. I'm glad to see that you are good at walking.

14, I missed you so much, the plane took off so loudly.

15, I found someone secretly loves you. Who is it? Me.

16, I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

17, please watch your mouth. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

18, just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

19, do you know what clothes suit you? I didn't conquer beautiful clothes.

20. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Have you.

2 1, can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee?

22. What are you doing practicing the piano? Is the monthly flow sufficient?

23. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, then why are you so handsome?

24. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day.

25, my name is forced to count, I hope you have me in your heart.

Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

I miss your love story very much.

1. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

I miss you where you can't see, and I miss who you are with where I can't see.

How painful it is to forget the original intention and set you free.

The most injured city is the home of my favorite person, and I wrote a love poem for him, telling my thoughts sadly, as deep as the sea.

Every morning and evening, life and death come one after another, and many people can never leave.

6. We always keep walking, and it is inevitable that we will encounter obstacles along the way. Sometimes we are disappointed and don't believe in the future.

7. When gentlemen meet, they will be round and uncomfortable everywhere.

8. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the sky is eternal, the song is free, love is intentional, love is crazy, and you are the most unforgettable!

9. I really want to hold your hand and see the rose with dew in the morning; I really want to hold your hand and watch the meteor shower at night; I really want to hold your hand and walk through the spring and autumn seasons.

10. Breathing has stopped, and you are still in my mind; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.

1 1. You told me to wait for you, but what do you think now?

12. Time is a pen, acacia is ink, and you are between the lines.

13. How are you now? Will you think of me and smile?

14. I dreamed of you again last night. In my dream, you gave me a sweet smile, and then I woke up.

15. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, only to know that you just want to listen to that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

16. The pain of missing will lie dormant every lonely night, and he will come out to sting you when people are unprepared.

17. About missing you, I can't escape the night when I was singing wine, but I can't escape the deserted street.

18. I want to plunge into your arms, smell your familiar smell and tell you the grievances these days. I miss you very much.

19. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with time is memory.

20. The best tattoo is the strawberry that your lover sucks on your neck.

2 1. Remember you told me to forget, you said you would cry because you didn't care.

22. The rumor 1000 decibels, but your words are more thorough and sharp.

23. When I can't see you, I miss you like a mountain on my chest; When I can see you, happiness flows into my heart like a river; Let the landscape witness my thoughts of you.

24. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

Everything has changed. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

26. Countless sleepless nights, I habitually close my eyes and miss someone quietly.

27. I miss you at night and can't sleep for a long time. I really want to turn into a flying boat, arrive at your side and wander in your heart.

28. Loneliness was discovered after traveling around Qian Shan. Although the world is prosperous, there has never been a road that suits you.

29. Sometimes I really don't know whether loneliness is a good thing or a bad thing. I like loneliness, get used to loneliness and feel the beauty of loneliness, which makes me feel safe and free.

30. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

3 1. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.

I miss you, but I can't find a reason to tell you. I can only play word games to talk about the bitter fruit of my thoughts.

Tell me about those who especially like to eat meat.

I hate drinking milk and eating eggs, so I basically didn't eat either during the whole pregnancy. The prenatal examination the day before yesterday said that the baby has lost weight and no meat. I will stick to what the baby doesn't like. Eat more meat, eat more meat, eat more meat!

Tell me about those who especially like to eat meat.

First, do you like watermelon? . I like to eat melon white. . Do you like meat? . . I like soup.

Secondly, the weather is so good that there are many things I like to eat meat, arrange flowers, take photos and meet people I want to see.

Third, my mother likes to eat meat, but there is no pork. She also thinks that my brother and I are thinner. I used to like pigskin, so I want to buy more and eat more. So she prepared a lot before she and her father went back. I said I really didn't like it, not saving it, but she didn't believe me. So today, after they left, I slept all afternoon and night and just got up to drink.

Fourth, I finally took a vacation. Nannan likes to eat meat, so she specially ordered a lot of meat and brushed it.

Five or seven years ago, the Mid-Autumn Festival in Changqing Restaurant at the school gate was so unforgettable. Today, seven years later, we are gathered in rainy Chongqing, talking and laughing as if we were drinking and eating meat. Happiness is being able to spend every holiday with the person you like.

I don't like eating meat since I was a child. Eating meat has always been my dream since I came to this school.

7. I liked to eat meat buns when I was a child. After becoming a vegetarian, I like eating sesame dumplings best. I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival.

Eight, I don't eat much, like to eat bran, and I don't often eat meat, so it's easy to feed.

My mother told me that if you eat meat, my mother doesn't like it. This is because she loves me, not because she really doesn't like meat. If one day, I don't even have the courage to stand up and defend the rights and interests of the person I like, then I don't deserve to like ta.

Ten, the goose that always treats others to eat meat is really generous. It's really kind and generous to share what you like with others.

1 1. I don't like taking advantage of others, and I don't like others taking advantage of me. I like speed, diligence and openness. I can invite people to drink and eat meat. I don't care about money. You can't afford it. I will definitely give you the money. But yard by yard, don't give me little things everywhere. I don't like people saving lives in trivial places day after day. I don't like touching others.

Twelve, for people who like to eat meat, the first three months of pregnancy is a double torture of body and mind.

Thirteen, if you like meat as much as I do, eat quickly. I bought a 32-dollar double-decker pork elbow fort, which is simply the life of those of us who like to eat meat.

Qianshan is always in love. Can you take me to eat delicious food? Hahaha, I like whoever takes me to eat meat!

Fifteen, it's awesome to say it, but I just like to eat meat and garlic and burp. It smells like garlic.

I 16 and 1958 came to Heilongjiang from Shandong and raised four children. I am a stubborn and thrifty old man, who has smoked all his life and prefers meat to sweet potatoes.

17. I used to have meat aversion, but I couldn't eat any meat. I like eating vegetables very much, and then I can eat meat, but I still give priority to vegetables. This state lasted for a long time. But recently, I have become less and less interested in green vegetables.

I used to like to eat meat when I went to the mall, but now it is convenient to choose what to eat when I go to the mall.

Nineteen, chewing the greed for food. You say you like meat, and you have an indescribable attachment to meat. Haha, is that a kind of feedback to the era of food shortage? Your optimistic attitude is that everything goes with the wind and you only have wine and meat in your heart. I can't learn this kind of free and easy, because I don't have your strong spleen and stomach. There is a line in The True Story of Teddy Boy. There is a kind of bird in the world. It has no feet and has been flying since it was born. When it is tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind. It can only land once in its life, and that is when it dies. In fact, gay love is a bird without feet. I have been looking for love all my life, but I have been walking on the road of love until the end of my life.

I prefer the pleasure of buying new clothes to the pleasure of eating meat.

Maybe when I'm really ready, I'll tell myself the truth about the world. There is only one sentence left in all the carefully cooked chicken soup for the soul: hold the beloved girl, eat meat and drink, enjoy it simply and rudely, and hate it.

22. Somehow, I like to eat meat. Even if I want to throw up next time, I will continue to eat it. Somehow, sometimes I even like it.

Twenty-three, seafood that must be eaten every time you go to the beach ~ meet! You asked me whether I like to eat more meat or seafood, of course, seafood ~

Twenty-four, people who like to pretend to be strange, like to eat meat, and like to bring me back special products.

Twenty-five, the last thing I like is shopping, but fortunately I can eat meat.

I hope you can meet a hero who can accompany you well and make you happy. If you don't like meat, he can help you choose, unlike me, who is full of contempt. He can give you a hug when you need it most, instead of standing still like me. He can take you to do many things, such as traveling, shopping, watching movies and watching your favorite snow. I will keep you in my heart and not mention it. Maybe one day there will be waves, and I will only be full of smiles.

In other words, I really want meat recently, so I want to eat meat.

Twenty-eight, I like durian, mango, cheese, breast cover and meat. Although I really can't eat much, I'm so happy to eat what I like. If I don't grow meat, it will be even more annoying!

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! In the morning, a family of four braved the light rain to see their grandparents, and then went to the supermarket to buy something to cook. I suddenly wanted to eat roast chicken, ran to the street and bought a hot one, and went home to eat Tong Tong as happily as I did. Haha, after dinner, my sister and I slept, and my father stayed with Tong Tong. Inadvertently sleeping until now, the days when I don't go to work always pass so fast, and then I have to go to work at a fast pace.

Do you have any favorite songs? No, just read fluently. Okay, then. But the food is different. I only like meat.

Thirty-one, pork liver ketchup, don't worry that children don't like meat, so children love it.

32. I really like eating big pieces of meat. The black pepper steak and pork belly in the original mud stove should not be too delicious. I want to give away the owl earrings I bought before. Chestnuts and sweet potatoes are all taken to the cinema to eat, and things in a girl's heart can't bear to touch. It's really McDonald's iron powder. Actually, I ate those two cones myself. It's my pleasure to ravage the ugly doll crazily. The holiday is coming to an end, and the best time is with you.

33. My parents bet that milk cats prefer meat or eggs. Let my brother and I witness that whoever loses will wash each other's feet.

The little guy knew where I lived and walked with me all the way to the door of the unit. Thinking that it likes meat, I went upstairs to get meat for a while, and went downstairs to look for it, but there was still no sign of the cat.

Thirty-five, go out, eat meat, drink, come back to take a shower and sleep. If someone you like asks me to play with pesticides, take a bath and sleep twice. But I have a feeling that he won't call me today.

Thirty-six, white night chasing after the murderer wants to go to the northeast, want to go to the northeast at the coldest time of the year, roll in the snow, try ice motorcycles and ice fishing. Walking to the pub in the shaving wind, around the stove and shochu, eating meat and watching the snow. I like this wild travel city.

I don't like meat by nature, and I'm not interested in barbecue and fried game. My favorite food is soft glutinous rice like eight-treasure porridge, which is rich in nutrition. I feel that there is nothing better than porridge in this world.

Thirty-eight, what I like best is that the coach asked me, did you eat meat? Did you drink milk? Did you have dinner? If you say no, she says yes! Must eat! Have dinner! Of course, Yuan Meng also told me that being asked to eat during the period of reducing fat is really a happy thing for fat people.

I really like this state. I am happy to eat meat and watch the sunset glow in the Mid-Autumn Festival until I see the moon.

40. To tell the truth, I am a meat lover, and I will tell all my wives who drive.

Forty-one, like delicate and lovely sweets, like pink, even angry people are selling cute, and their voices are very cute. When I hear Xiao Huang's jokes, I will blush, which is nothing to worry about. Mom, I feel great when I think about it. And I, old tm, only like to eat meat, barbecue bacon, stir-fry, fry and pickle peppers.

It is a very happy thing that you treat the person you like to eat meat.

Forty-three, I asked my daughter why you like meat so much, and replied, because I can't bite bones.

Forty-four, working overtime for a day, I ate China steamed stuffed bun with my colleagues at noon. I haven't eaten meat for several days, but I still like mutton best. Some of them jump at night. .

Forty-five, look! People who like meat must like to bite me!

Forty-six, I like to watch others eat meat, and it feels good to be unhappy without meat. Today, I watched the beauty compete with others in the modern hot pot. The beauty ate three big sheep eggs in one breath, which is called satisfaction, haha, because the barbecues they usually eat, such as the bridge of the nose and mutton skewers, and Liu in the Liu couple, are also meat eaters, as long as there is enough time.

47. I have had a good time these two days. I really like meat. What lines to practice and what sweets to control are still what I want to be.

Forty-eight, seeing that I have obviously lost weight, I still jump around my space and change my screen name to one that likes to eat meat, ponytails or short hair.

Forty-nine, you know? I like meat very much, but seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian. Because, you are my type.

I like meat, but my vegetables are really great.