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Even if I care, I won't explain QQ mood too much.

I can't keep up with your rhythm. I didn't know you when you liked me. When you love me, I like you, but when you leave me, I love you.

The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.

Titanic has been published in 3D, but you who watched the original with me are gone.

I am not an aristocrat, but not everyone has a chance.

My greatest pride is your love.

Even if I care, I won't explain too much.

When I am moved by what you said, will you tell it to others?

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Or is my computer good for me? At most, it will make a scene with me, and it will not kill me if it doesn't care out of thin air.

Silence is only the beginning, scolding you is the end!

Shameless, doing well is called excellent psychological quality.

How many cards are there in the webcast? Who knows!

I don't want my love to be buried like this.

Although I am good-looking, I deserve you.

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

Danggujun and Zhao can't let you go.

Do you have any sub-paper like me? That's all! . I called my parents and said a lot of nonsense. Actually, I'm just worried about their safety

No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business

I miss you very much. Although it doesn't belong to me now, I believe that one day.

I have two rabbits. One is called "I don't like you" and the other is called "I like you". One day, "I don't like you" was lost. What is the name of the other one?

If you bully me, I'll write your name on your underwear and fart you.

Once I gave up everything for you, and all I got was a goodbye. Later I realized that the oath was actually just a lie.

I have always stressed that I am easily dependent on others, so if you just want to give you warmth, please stay away.

I'm not afraid that he doesn't love me. I'm afraid that the person he loves is not a good person. —? .

Life is true several times in the world. People who really loved each other have no hatred and no chance to be together. God only deceives lovers.

Love is crazy. If you don't love strong love, you will get old and stop loving.