Begging for nonsense, the kind used in comment space, the more boring the nonsense, the better!

This classmate, did you learn the excavator well, and still talk about it here? If not, you will be scolded by the teacher and you will be sad; If you are sad, you will give up studying. If you give up studying, you will not be able to graduate. If you can't graduate, you can't find a job; If you can't find a job, you won't make money; If you can't make money, you won't have the money to pay taxes; Without money to pay taxes, it is difficult for the state to pay teachers; Teachers are not in the mood to teach if they don't get paid; Teachers are not in the mood to teach, which will affect the future of our motherland; It will be difficult for China to take off if it affects the future of the motherland; It is difficult for China to take off the face of China people; China people have no face, how can teachers have face; If a teacher loses face, he doesn't want to teach and will resign. If the teacher resigns, China's education will fall behind; China's education is backward, and the Chinese nation will become a barbaric nation; When the Chinese nation becomes a barbaric nation, the United States will suspect that China has weapons of mass destruction; If our country possesses weapons of mass destruction, the United States will go to war with China; If the United States goes to war with China, World War III will break out; When the third world war breaks out, one of them will definitely be weak; Nuclear weapons will be used if the strength is insufficient; The use of nuclear weapons will destroy the natural environment; If the natural environment is destroyed, the atmosphere will break a big hole; If there is a big hole in the atmosphere, the temperature of the earth will rise and the icebergs at the poles will melt; When the iceberg melts, the water level of the earth will rise; When the water level of the earth rises, all mankind will drown ... so, do you still want to talk instead of learning from excavators?