WeChat emotional phrase happy

Happy WeChat Sentiment Phrases

1. Why doesn’t happiness knock on the door? Isn’t it possible that I wasn’t at home when it knocked?

2. How big of a body do you need to support your dirty soul?

3. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

4. Grow your own red beans and ignore other people’s peanuts.

5. I like to dream, the kind that I do during the day.

6. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want!

7. Diapers that can withstand floods are truly absorbable diapers!

8. If I don’t laugh when you laugh, it means it’s not funny. If you don’t laugh when I laugh, it means you don’t understand.

9. If you have too much money, you don’t need to think about it; if you have no money at all, you don’t need to think about it.

10. I am a pioneer among netizens because I have the glorious bloodline of a spider.

11. Few men are good, and few are good.

12. I found the best endorsement for men’s underwear---Bird’s Nest!

13. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

14. There is true love in people, as long as they are girls, I love them all

15. Don’t laugh at the beach, there will be a tsunami∝

16. McDull Say: Go to sleep if you are unhappy and let it pass. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

17. Seeing you like you now, I finally know why I live so happily.

18. There must be another me in this world, doing things I dare not do and living the life I want.

19. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when there is a power outage, my house is dark, and the neighbor's house is brightly lit.

20. Whenever it is midnight, it is a very tangled problem to call who gets up to go to the toilet.

21. If you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind someone with long hair to get a haircut

22. Not all the stars in the sky will smile. Do children understand? Keep an eye on Brother Ruyi

23. I will be on a business trip to the north, south and central China recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting matchboxes from the hotel and ask him to bring them back.

24. What is the most commonly used function of a mobile phone - telling the time. What is the most heart-stopping function of a mobile phone - vibration!

25. Finally mustered up the courage to call him. But a woman's particularly gentle voice came from the phone, Hello, the user you dialed has been disconnected!

26. Everyone says that a man has gold under his knees. I cut off my legs. Where is the gold?

27. My father is a handsome man, please don’t hurt him as time goes by.

28. Never argue with a fool unless absolutely necessary.

29. Ten years ago, I was often stupid; ten years later, I am often very good at pretending to be stupid.

30. You said: "I don't have eyes!" I said: "I do. No, you don’t have eyes to see!”

31. Failed math? normal! Do you use functions when you go shopping for groceries?

32. When you have enough money, you will regret it when you have less money; when you have more money, you will realize the difficulty.

33. Foodies are all kind, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

34. Because the class teacher is an evil Mediterranean, all the students in our class suffer from "Mediterranean phobia".

35. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I really want to chat with you, but I am on your blacklist.

36. What I admire is Yu’s skill in playing with Russia’s emotions, which is so superb.

37. I want to have a house facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming, 4M broadband, the ability to order takeaways, direct express delivery, and no mortgage payments!

38. I will go to the back mountain to study the matter of eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

39. The ‘generation gap’ is that I asked my dad what he thought of ‘Chrysanthemum Terrace’, and he said he had never tasted it.

40. Without the scars of the past, where would the dirty hypocrisy of the present come from.

41. Be infatuated with me quickly, before I am a legend.

42. One person does not drink, two people do not gamble, and three people fight the landlord.

43. If there is any similarity, it is purely because you copied me.

44. The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!