Humorous words to accompany his wife shopping.

Genius is outstanding, but it is still difficult to identify.

2. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

3, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

4. What is a friend of the opposite sex? I dare not say what I want to say and dare not do what I want to do. What is a confidante: although I want to say it, I dare not do what I want to do; What is a lover: nothing to say, nothing to do; What is a wife? I'm too lazy to talk or do anything.

5. Go your own way and let others shout come on!

6. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out resolutely: "Wow, it's strange not to die!" "

7. The world is bigger than what you lack.

8. Don't cling to your brother, nephew is the legend.

9. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.

10, the man women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

1 1. If you knew who you finally married, would you sleep with someone else?

12, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

13. On a pale piece of manuscript paper, your mind is coughing.

14, dare not say I love you. I'm afraid I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that when I die, no one will love you like me!

15, giving up is helplessness, and giving up what should not be given up is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

16, we are both stupid, I am playing dumb, and you are really stupid.

17, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

18, I want to sing and live, but I can't keep my voice.

19, handsome, I'm eighteen or nineteen this year, and I haven't found a girlfriend yet. Everyone is shopping hand in hand, and I am holding hands with my left hand!

20. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

2 1, the working age is getting earlier and younger, the diploma is getting higher and higher, and the qualifications are getting older and older.

22. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

23. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

24. The less you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.

25. If you are talkative, please put headphones on your mouth.

26. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't miss me, because I am stupid. Maybe sometimes, escaping is not because you are afraid of what you are facing, but what you are waiting for.

28. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

29. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

30. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

3 1, 1950s: where workers are big brothers, girls have nothing to say when they marry you; 60' s: My relatives are the People's Liberation Army, and I met them very close. Post-80s: Who are the contemporary college students? Determined to spend a lifetime with you; After 90: Rich and rich, I love you, and the age gap doesn't matter; New century: the conditions don't need to be explained clearly. See you at dawn anyway.

32. In the morning, you quietly approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk".

33. What is love? Love is not sleeping well; What is an official? Officials don't behave themselves.

34. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

35 years old, looks natural.

36. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half, and I finally found you after a lot of hardships. Only to find that our wings are smooth!

37. Money means no home. If you have no money, worship God.