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A collection of carefree sentences about ordering takeout in the middle of the night and having supper with friends (60 articles)

I ordered takeout for dinner with my friends in the middle of the night. (Chapter 1) 1. You eat, you are not fat.

2. Do you know what it feels like to be a food editor every time I see a picture of crayfish?

I'm so hungry that I went downstairs to rummage through the refrigerator for dinner. After eating, I immediately went back to bed and didn't feel guilty at all.

4. Eat crayfish at two in the morning. I think I should slap myself after sleeping.

5. If you love him, give her crayfish!

6. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by folding it again.

7. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It is delicious.

8. It's raining. I only wear a sweater and go out for a midnight snack. I'm crazy.

9. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.

10. Where do you think the fresh and tender shrimp will drool?

1 1. I went out to eat snacks last night. This sprite is really amazing.

12. I love summer because of crayfish.

13. It is best to be a boyfriend and girlfriend. I said I was hungry! Then he immediately drove to buy snacks for me. He loves you so much!

14. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is more than everything.

15. My favorite thing is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.

16. Why do you often stay up late to drink and eat midnight snack recently? I have always been praised for my clean and shiny skin. Is it because I eat more and drink more nutrition?

17. Regret eating while eating.

18. In the middle of the night, I feel hungry.

19. The fruit is eaten at the right time, and the nutrition is doubled!

20. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.

I ordered takeout for dinner with my friends in the middle of the night. (Chapter II) 2 1. I ate lobster and you went to the shell ... There are many stories in the town, which are full of our joys and sorrows.

22. Delicious garlic crayfish can make you feel the breath of summer in one bite!

23. The calories increased by eating crayfish these days may take a year to run out.

24. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer are more suitable. Is there a lack of stories?

25. Last weekend, I was too indulgent. I watched the ball with beer barbecue and supper, and I have been paying my debts this week.

26. quietly accompany me to eat supper, never leave, never scream, lie in the corner of the sofa and wait for me to come home and give you a hug.

27. The midnight snack is a midnight snack, and the weight loss is finished!

28. Then I made this cheese durian whole wheat bag, and I was really happy to eat midnight snack.

29. In addition to eating midnight snack.

3 1. Master is hungry!

32. Lobsters are all red oil. White and tender shrimp meat is very elastic. It's spicy and fragrant in your mouth. It makes me sweat. How enjoyable!

33. I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

34. You say you want to lose weight, and you can eat supper every day. It's strange not to be fat.

35. As long as the crayfish are still there, the world will not go bad.

36. Eat midnight snack regardless of weight.

37. I ate lobster for the first time this summer, and I also ate Friedvermicelli, which I haven't eaten for a long time.

38. Cooking is traveling in the same place.

39. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? It's not like you have to sleep after eating.

40. The stuffing has a strong fragrance that lingers in my heart for a long time, leaving me with endless aftertaste!

I couldn't sleep all night because I was worried. Mom told you not to like you so much. You don't listen to your stomach and always go out for supper with others.

42. Summer is here, and it's time to eat crayfish. Cooking delicious and clean thirteen-fragrant crayfish together is healthier than putting two cans of beer in the refrigerator at a roadside stall. This summer is perfect.

43. Late at night, I went to eat mutton kebabs alone.

44. Grab a snack and have a barbecue at home!

45. In the season of eating lobster, make a fat paper that is innocent and lovely and loves food. No problem.

46. I would like to open a small stove every day.

47. Everyone is eating crayfish this season, and they miss the braised prawns in Hechuan.

48. I like to eat midnight snack on the roadside in summer. This is the only place I like in summer.

49. I like to eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy to talk about everything.

50. The highest level of eating food is to regard it as food.

5 1. How delicious life is depends on spicy crayfish.

52. I really like to eat midnight snack. In the dead of night, when you are alone, there is no work to worry about, and there is nothing trivial to find you. I can relax and eat something. This feeling is really good.

53. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.

54. A ball game, a small barbecue at midnight ~

55. It's time for lobster.

Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.

57. Spicy lobster is spicy enough to be rewarded by guests and is booming every year.

58. My father brought the cooked dry powder to my bed in the middle of the night. I felt sorry for my weight when I didn't get up to eat supper.

59. Go to work alone, get off work alone, eat snacks alone, sleep alone and get up alone. Loneliness. Simple.

60. I fell in love with drunk and chilled garlic crayfish this summer ~

A casual copywriter who goes out for dinner in pajamas.

Go out for supper in pajamas (I) 1. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

2. It's a deal, Mom! Fat is open every day.

There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. Do you want to eat sweet-skinned roast duck?

4. A canteen is full of fireworks and the food is warm.

5. Chicken legs with milk tea, double happiness.

6. If the taste lasts, the memory will always be there.

7. If you care about your weight, you feel sorry for the food.

8. Eat hot pot without speculation.

9. Eat more, not fat, and be positive.

10. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.

1 1. Private braised pork for healing the soul.

12. As soon as the hot pot is opened, the troubles will say goodbye.

13. The meal I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

14. The door of dry rice has been opened.

15. "Can I see the delicious food in your photo album?"

16. I also ate a round pig today.

17. Things are moving, but in midsummer, white porcelain plum soup and crushed ice hit a wall.

18. Life is long and food is accompanied.

19. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart.

20. frying and boiling are all ways to make it delicious, and so is refueling.

Random copy of going out for supper in pajamas (Chapter II) 2 1. The happiness brought by food has a very fragrant taste.

22. Fall in love with the kitchen and home.

23. Seeing is food.

24. Keep warm food in our hearts so that we can look forward to tomorrow.

25. Pleasing yourself is the king of life.

26. I don't want to listen to the sermon, I just want to eat cookies.

27. Between fireworks, the flavor lasts forever.

28. If I want to get fat, I have to get fat.

29. Life is short. Fortunately, there are barbecue hot pot and spicy incense pot.

30. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.

3 1. Life is full of affection.

32. Happiness is: the food is in the pot, friends miss it, and don't ask about tomorrow.

33. Draw the ground as a prison and live up to it.

34. If you don't bow your head, the crown will fall; Don't be a ninja, your stomach will bark.

35. It is the happiness of the stomach and the brain.

36. The small theater where the upland rice people live.

37. You always get fat when wandering around.

38. Every meal is accurate to 7 points, which means that one year 1095 meals are unhappy.

39. Who comes from the mountains, rivers and lakes, but is imprisoned in the kitchen and love day and night?

40. The propeller glides gently and Thomas style is delicious.

The modal phrase of laughing heartily

1, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

2. When I love you, you are what you say; When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

3, the four major sorrows of life: a long drought meets the rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

4, love is like playing basketball, there are attacks and defenses, and sometimes there are fake moves!

5. lie in bed in the morning, then take out six coins from your pocket: if they are all heads, go to class. Hesitated for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk.

6. An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

7. Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

8. I won't watch you jump on the kang, I will close my eyes.

9, can't afford to play, get out, don't fucking talk so much nonsense.

10, all perfume brands in the world, don't brag, who can say that the fragrance of their brand perfume can cover a pancake in the subway car? I never told you about leek cakes. It is bullying to mention that.

1 1, with your tears, your smile, where did your hypocrisy come from?

12, I'm going to assassinate sogou. Sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned: just ask Baidu in the underworld.

13, getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

14, women watch Korean dramas and use a lot of paper towels every year. Actually, men watch Japanese dramas, don't they?

15, a good girlfriend can save you 200G hard disk. No explanation!

16. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

17, anonymous wrote to his mother to send money soon after he went to college. The reason is: new boyfriend, seven dates, all dressed up, need to buy another one. Mom wrote back: start over with a new boyfriend!

18. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

19, don't make excuses for your meanness, you won't find out because you are excellent, and those reasons are too common.

20, don't be infatuated with me, I will let you lose.

Warm and wanton love words (Article 53)

First, it turns out that not all likes will have results. After all, it is very rare for some people to meet.

Second, tears are sometimes an unspeakable joy, and smiles are sometimes an unspeakable pain.

Third, in fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.

My heart is full of secrets and I can't tell you. I'm afraid that when I open it, there will be a string of small red hearts chasing you to scare you away.

Passing through your world, my love is serious and timid. Be nice to the person you like. I became your friend first, but I didn't expect to be your friend forever.

Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

7. People who love you will buy you candy because they like your meat.

Eight, we always like a person with wishful thinking, but in the end we often find that it is only ourselves who are moved. Later, I wasn't waiting for you, I was just waiting for myself to give up.

Since I picked up a pen to describe your details, I can't help but be distracted. Sorry, I didn't write a few love words, but I really missed you for forty minutes.

Ten, missed childhood friends, avoided the seeds of love, and now the meaning of life is only the gray of your temples.

In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.

I won't live to the end of the world, but I will accompany you until my heart stops.

Thirteen, don't pursue a person who doesn't love you with dignity; Don't spend time waiting for a feeling that doesn't belong to you. It is yours, and no one can take it away; If it's not yours, it will leave eventually.

Fourteen, just happened to be deeply distressed, just happened to choose to give up, just happened to forget and choke, just happened to meet you.

Fifteen, when you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of kinds of spirits all over the world; When I am old, I almost sigh that boiled water is the most lasting love. Later, I learned that only passionate love in the heart is eternal love.

If I can go back to the past, I will choose not to know you, not because of regret, but because I can't face the ending without you.

17. I want to meet someone who makes me feel at ease rather than meet my sweetheart. The reason is simple: stay away from people who make you uncomfortable and get close to people who make you comfortable.

18. I can walk 10,000 steps to see you, and I am willing to walk 10,001 steps to leave you. Don't be silly. One person's efforts can never determine the relationship between two people.

Nineteen, people who can affect your mood must be the people you love the most; The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

Twenty-one, places that have probably never been to are called distant places, and people who have never been to them are more memorable.

Twenty-two, a prosperous dream, after waking up, will eventually become a ruin.

Even if you are covered with thorns like a hedgehog, I still hold your hand.

Twenty-four, I want to fast forward and fast out. When I get to the future, I'll see if that old man who accompanied me to listen to my chatter is you. Youth is short, but I am not afraid of being old at all.

25. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

Twenty-six, why are you so cute? Ten thousand times cuter than pink marshmallows and soft and lovely rabbits. I like you so much.

Please fill your vitality, please don't be weak, and the best and lasting life will embrace you warmly.

Twenty-eight, our most tacit understanding is: you don't look for me, I don't look for you, we don't bother each other, live in peace, our feelings are getting weaker and weaker, and finally, we slowly separate.

Twenty-nine, no one left you on impulse, what you saw was only the moment when it collapsed. Love is accumulated, and neither is love.

It is not painful to give up someone who loves you very much. It is very painful to give up someone you love very much. It is more painful to fall in love with someone who doesn't love you.

The Jianghu is too far away for me to go. I fell in love with cooking for you and sleeping with you.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

33. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat with someone? From the beginning to now, you smiled when you looked at it, and cried when you smiled. A person approaches you from a stranger, and then becomes a stranger.

Thirty-four, like me, only you can cure me.

35. The opposite of love is not hate, but not love or hate. I will never cling to everything related to you again. You can no longer evoke my joys and sorrows, make the world blossom, and my life has nothing to do with you.

36. At the crossroads, everyone goes his own way. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

Thirty-seven, I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business, are you jealous or envious.

Thirty-eight, many people love someone wrongly because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone wrongly.

When you smile, I know I will see you soon. As soon as you opened your mouth, you found all my secrets.

Forty, I am so angry that I am about to explode. What should I do? Poke your stomach with a needle and let it pass.

Forty-one, give love a face that is not old, and let love last forever; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.

Find someone who will not only say good night to you. Good morning is more precious than good night, because no one will think of you when they wake up.

Forty-three, true love is that I make you move your heart, and you make me feel at ease. I can't give you all the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you all my best things.

44. Your heart is my horizon and cape, and I can't walk. We go to the ends of the earth in this life, not to wander the earth, but to accompany the world.

Forty-five, I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

Forty-six, you didn't stay, I didn't look back, so the rest of my life is fine; No one is wrong, but the timing is wrong!

Forty-seven, what can be lifted and put down is called weightlifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.

I met you not because I wanted to fall in love, but because I met you, I had the idea of falling in love.

49. Meeting is accidental. If you know how to cherish fate, you won't lose acquaintances. Separation is inevitable. If you let go, you won't get caught up in it. Life is cruel as a play. After the curtain falls, it doesn't matter even if you and I are still in the same world.

I am so jealous not because I don't believe you, but because you are so beautiful in my heart, even though you are not so good.

Fifty-one, time, while making some things unrecognizable, will also make other things in life motionless, such as missing and love.

52. The best concept of love is that I love you and you are free. It is good for two people to be happy together. The more you care, the more tired you get.

I am the last passer-by on your road, the last spring, the last snow and the last battle for survival.