Funny talk about Daquan: I was also an infatuated seed and drowned in the rain.

1. Once you find that you can't do math, you will skip it. I found that I couldn't stop this jump.

Eat slowly, no one will argue with you. This is what I often say after I have a girlfriend.

3. when I connect to wifi, see how arrogant the traffic is!

My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months, and finally, my grades dropped.

The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss yourself.

6. Who invented this baby, an alien creature who can't communicate at all, a bare machine without any documents? The standby time is extremely short, and it can be charged once every 2 hours, and it cannot be returned. However, you like the development process.

7. If a name can change my destiny, I want to be called Qian Duoduo!

8. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

9. I often swear that I will study hard and get back to my original shape within three days.

10. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

1 1. Those students who don't do their homework at night and copy their homework in the morning are wrong. I just want to say four words to you: lend it to me after copying.

12. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

13. My favorite English word is wifi.

14. A new foreigner lives next door to a friend. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said that my TV was broken and I couldn't change the channel. The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, it will be fine after 7: 30.

15. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

16. I have a great talent for drawing four unlike images, because everything I draw is like four unlike images.

17. Baidu checked how to win the first place at 1500m. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

18. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

19. Does LG need a pension? It turns out that the husband is the other way around, and the husband reads it in turn to pay the bill!

20. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

2 1. It's very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

22. I always keep my head down when I see someone pretending to be B. It is not that I am educated, but that I am looking for bricks.

23. Doctor, I seem to be nearsighted. What is the main performance? Oh, I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

24. If you think you are working hard now, it proves that you are going uphill.

25. Mr. Lu Xun regrets all his life: I wrote articles all my life, but later generations used them to assign homework. Tell me something interesting about rain.

1, just want to say: I hate rainy days. 2. I heard that school will start soon, and it's raining.

3. What if it rains? I miss you so much.

Take clothes away when it rains, and turn off the computer when it thunders.

This is a windy and rainy weather.

6. It's raining. I have an umbrella and a big head.

7. The quilt is still outside. The point is that it's raining now = _ =

Woman, when you cry, it rains.

9, don't ask you to clear the sky Wan Li, just ask it doesn't rain.

10, afraid of thunder and hate rain but love thunderstorm.

1 1, it doesn't necessarily rain on cloudy days, and it doesn't necessarily hurt to break up.

12, windy and rainy, just like mud.

Why does it rain? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

14, big head, big head, rain, don't worry, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

15, it rains every day, and rabbits are angry!

16, it's raining, so why are you working so hard? My underwear is wet.

17, when it rains and thunders, stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

18, Qixi rain is the minimum respect that God gives to single girls!

19, it rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

20. Aren't you afraid of thunder and rain and playing computer children's paper crossing?

2 1, I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

22. It has been raining for days, which is the best time to practice lightness skill.

23. Stop raining. Even if it rains cats and dogs, I will go out tonight.

24. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are in poor health, I will make you rain every day.

25. It's raining, and the face is wet with the rain, and the tears also fall.

26, don't go out on rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, wet things are small, gonorrhea is big!

It has been raining a lot in recent days. I really want to throw a Sophie into the cloud and suck up all the water.

28. Those who cheat me, I wish you: I forgot to bring my umbrella when it rained; Forgot to bring money in the street; Forgot to bring a paper toilet ~

29, playing outside in rainy days, playing herringbone and dragging away. -flip-flops

30. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree and proudly point to the sky and say, I want to cross it, too!

3 1, when it rains, always turn the umbrella on purpose. Don't you dare say you didn't do it when you were a child.

32. It is raining outside. Stop that woman. You are my girlfriend. What should I do if I get wet @

I don't want to worry about it with an umbrella. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to me again.

34. My deskmate texted her partner. Let's elope. It rains for her partner.

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

36. The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

37. Ways to avoid men being struck by lightning; Don't go out in rainy days. Don't swear to your wife easily.

38. It's been thundering and raining these days. Is it that the jade emperor has come to catch the seven fairies who stole the mortal world again?

I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand.

40. It's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: Oh, my God, a thunder killed me! I want to cross, too.

4 1, it blows, I wear pants, it rains, I wear long sleeves, it thunders, I sleep, it stops, and I let it out.

42, the baby said that mom lit mosquito-repellent incense, mom said there were no mosquitoes in rainy days, and the baby said Austrian mosquitoes were afraid of water.

43. I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

44. Haha, the weather looks really good today. Although it rained, it was all because my period was over.

45. Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

46. I finally know why it rains every sports meeting, because every word here has a cloud, SB School.

47. I saw an umbrella raining outside. I rushed out crazily, shouting to make the storm worse. Then it rained and stopped.

48. The weather is used for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

49. Ask for high temperature, ask for no rain, ask for 40 degrees, and it doesn't matter if it is bitter. You must let the children's paper of Grade One get exercise.

50. Going out is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish!

5 1, I said that song is really nice. Not every song you like to listen to, but you are still here on a rainy day, playing a familiar melody.

52. I'll pay you back all the heavy rain I missed in those years. I really want to tell you that it will rain tomorrow.

53. Why does it rain during the term of school? 1, uncover the background of the story; 2. Render the bleak atmosphere; 3. Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

54. God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? Damn rainy day.

55. Xiao San sent a message saying: It still thunders when it rains. I am most afraid of thunder. I was scared. I immediately smiled and gave her a bitch, melodramatic.

56. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

57. On this day, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish.

58. If you're fine, oh, shit. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oh, it will rain tomorrow.

59. I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. When I chased all the way, I found the mobile phone in my hand. The driver stopped to ask me why. I said weakly: Open slowly in the rain.

60. It's raining. The brother next to him said that it rained rhythmically, just like when you died. I replied, do you want soup, burn money, or pry the grave, 20% off.

6 1. You are all wearing shorts today. I thought it would rain, so I wore trousers. It is really hot! Then why don't you put your pants on? They are shorts and underwear, too!

62. It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

On the first day of military training, the instructor said: Don't beg for rain, it's useless. You know, when you have 7,000 people praying for rain, there are still 20,000 divisions.

I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, forget it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

Talk about the mood of rain in dog days.

It rains in the dog days, and the manhole cover is crazy!

The pond is full of rain on rainy days, and corn and sorghum are ringing.

In the heat, sometimes there will be strong convective rain at noon.

When we were young, rainy days brought us too much joy.

A happy rain, a group of enthusiastic fish, and a few cool breezes.

It's so hot these days that I'm looking forward to rainy days.

It rained in summer. It's really timely. Put out the summer heat!

In this way, I simply like the rain in the dog days, without modification, and I can't remember the quatrains of ancient poems to render this simple happiness.

It was dry for a long time and hot for many days. It finally rained heavily yesterday. I am very happy! I have never been as sad as those literati when they saw the rain. The scene was badly written. Appropriate amount of rain is a kind of happiness, which can eliminate sultry, wash away dust and moisten plants.

Let it rain and dilute the sticky air; Let it rain; Wet dry eyes; Let the rain wash your dusty heart; Let it rain, and think of faded friends in an instant; Let it rain, it needs youth growing under irrigation; Let it rain as an excuse to release depression; Summer rain bar

A word to describe infatuation knows that infatuation has no result!

Since ancient times, men have been affectionate and women have been infatuated.

Infatuation is beautiful and should be praised. Infatuated women can often reap happy love.

But there is still a kind of infatuation in the world, which makes people admire, grieve, pity and regret. That is infatuation as always, knowing that there is no result, and I will not regret it until I die.

Let's take a look at ten women in Jin Yong's novels who know that there is no result but have been infatuated!

A Bi, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel Tian Long Ba Bu, is an apprentice of Qin Diankang Guangling, a handmaid, a master of martial arts, and a typical gentle woman in Jiangnan water town. A Bi has a soft voice of Wu Nong, looks beautiful, likes to wear green clothes and is good at playing music. A Bi has been infatuated with, knowing that he is bent on recovering Yan, and he doesn't want to give A Bi a real look, but A Bi still has no regrets. Even if Mu Rongfu later became crazy, he always accompanied him and never gave up.

Ying Gu, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novels Legend of the Condor Heroes and The Condor Heroes, was originally named Liu Ying, the former imperial concubine of Dali (the concubine of Nandi section). She is nicknamed the divine operator and has a beautiful face. After being teased by Zhou who came to visit the palace, he lost his virginity and fell in love with him. Knowing that Zhou is an old urchin, she will not marry her responsibly, and resolutely left the palace to look around in the Jianghu. She lived in seclusion in the mountains in vain until her hair turned gray.

Gongsunlue, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel Legend of the Condor Heroes, is the daughter of Gongsunzhi, the owner of the dead valley, and the iron palm lotus swing ruler. Gong Sunlue is handsome and beautiful, kind and affectionate. When she first met Yang Guo, she fell in love with him. Knowing that Yang Guo fell in love with the little dragon girl, she would not consider other women, but she was willing to steal the heartless Dan to save Yang Guo, and flatly rejected the great opportunity of her mother's forced marriage to Yang Guo. I was disheartened to see the tragedy of my parents killing each other, and committed suicide in exchange for Yang Guo's antidote.

A Zi, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel Tian Ba Long Bu, is the daughter of Nanwang Duan of Dali Town and his mistress Ruan, and the disciple of the head of the Star School. A Zi grew up under Ding Chunqiu, and he grew up with the stars. He is unruly and extremely evil. She fell in love with Xiao Feng at Qingshiqiao, knowing clearly that Xiao Feng only loved Arjun deeply, regarded A Zi as his sister, and was infatuated with him to the extreme. Finally, in order to maintain peace in Song and Liao countries, Xiao Feng committed suicide in Yanmenguan. A Zi was so sad that he jumped into the abyss with Xiao Feng in his arms.

Ji, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel "Eternal Dragon Slayer", the daughter of an old hero of Hanyang Golden Whip, and a disciple of Emei School. Ji Fu Xiao is soft outside and hard inside. She is smart and beautiful, and she is highly valued by Master. She is regarded as a leader. Ji Fu Xiao met Yang Xiao, a Zoroastrian lefty who lost his virginity. While Yang Xiao was not paying attention, she sneaked away, only to find that she had fallen in love with Yang Xiao and was pregnant with her own flesh and blood, so she named the child Yang Buhui, indicating that she was Yang Xiao's wife and did not regret this relationship. However, at that time, the Emei Sect was at loggerheads with Zoroastrianism, and the extinction teacher asked Ji to kill her, but Ji was obsessed with it and resolutely refused, and finally died at the hands of the extinction teacher.

Ye Erniang, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel Tian Long Ba Bu, is one of the four villains in the Jianghu, ranking second and nicknamed Innocent. Ye Erniang was originally a good girl, gentle and beautiful, dignified and virtuous. Later, in order to repay her kindness, she entrusted herself to Xuan Ci and gave birth to Xu Zhu. Unfortunately, the abbot of Xuan Ci is a monk, while Ye Erniang is just single forever and has a secret crush forever. Twenty-four years later, in Shaoshi Mountain, Xiao Yuanshan appeared, telling the truth and linking cause and effect. Xuan Ci was forced to accept punishment, Ye Erniang came out to defend Xuan Ci, and finally committed suicide.

Guo Xiang, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novels "The Condor Heroes" and "The Dragon Slayer", the daughter of Guo Jing and Huang Rong, is called Xiao Dong Xie. Guo Xiang is elegant, beautiful and heroic, and his style is similar to that of his grandfather Huang. When Guo Xiang was fifteen, he met Yang Guo. Yang Guo gave her three gold needles and held a grand birthday party for her in the Beggars' Sect. She has a crush on Yang Guo. Guo Xiang clearly knew that Yang Guo only loved the little dragon girl and never changed her mind. 18 years old, left home to pursue Yang Guo. 40 years old, no result. He came to Emei Mountain, became a nun and never got married.

Cheng Lingsu, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel The Legend of Flying Fox, is a close disciple of the famous doctor Chen Wu. Cheng Lingsu succeeded in cultivating a poisonous begonia with seven hearts, which was witty and unpredictable. She has a crush on Pei Hu, but Pei Hu has no intention. She becomes her brother and sister. Cheng Lingsu had no choice but to silently help Pei Hu pursue his favorite beauty, Yuan Ziyi. Finally, in order to save Pei Hu, he took drugs for him and gave his young life.

Mu, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel Tianbu, is the daughter of Nanwang Duan of Dali Town and his mistress. Mu looks beautiful, like a crescent moon in the brightness, with flowers and trees piled with snow. She was gradually moved by Duan Yu's repeated help, and because she was seen by Duan Yu at the critical moment, she made a promise with Duan Yu. But Duan Yu only has a crush on Wang Yuyan, and Duan Yu is his own brother (only to know later that he is a cousin). In this case, Mu is still infatuated with Duan Yu, running around with him and helping him everywhere. Until the end, watching Duan Yu marry Wang Yuyan, I still looked at him silently and affectionately.

Lin Yi, a character in Jin Yong's martial arts novel the legendary swordsman, is a female disciple of Hengshan School, a disciple of Ding Yi, the daughter of a unruly monk and a dumb mother-in-law, and a master of Wanli who lives alone in Tian Boguang. Yilin herself is a nun, knowing that Ling Huchong loves Ren Yingying and Ling Huchong doesn't love herself, but even so, she still violates the precepts of spiritual practice and is infatuated with Ling Huchong, caring for Ling Huchong and blessing Ling Huchong. Yilin walked up to her dumb mother-in-law and said simply, I think of Brother Hu Ling every day and Brother Hu Ling at night, and I always dream of him.

Infatuation is because of affection, because there is love. This is a real and pure effort, without any flaws. The most sacred emotion in the world is passed silently.

A spoony woman is really admirable and respectable, but is it worthwhile to continue to insist on such spoony when you know that there is no result? Is it a kind of beauty or a kind of stupidity to know that there is no result?

In any case, their infatuation has brought too much shock and emotion to people, leaving a little heartache and thinking.

I only hope that from now on, the infatuation of women all over the world will have a bright and beautiful result!