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What are the words in bed that are particularly dirty?

Men say hooliganism in bed, but it is also a way to increase mutual interest for couples to say disgusting love words in bed. Hurry up and learn these particularly dirty sentences that tease your boyfriend, which will definitely make him love you endlessly.

1. Men talk nonsense in bed.

1. Are you still watching? If you look at me again, I'll eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake.

The best things in the world should belong to me, including you.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother.

You are like lice on my body. Without you, I feel sick all over.

6. Don't you bully him! I'm the only one in the world.

7. You can do whatever you want, and I will stick to it.

8. Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll fucking cut him.

9. If you like me, then accept me. If you don't like me, please shout "I love you" three times

10. Seeing this passage means that you have been poisoned by love, and the only antidote is to marry me.

1 1. There was a spring breeze in Xiao Lou last night, so it was easy to hug.

12. Human beings are like this, which comes from sexual life and is higher than sexual life.

13. Be sure to feel the pain of laying eggs.

14. It's not easy to be a woman. You can be seen without taking off your clothes at all.

15. If I can't get married, I will become a monk, not only to eat big meat, but also to be a nun and eat all kinds of meat.

16. Now, we can only make persistent efforts and keep making progress.

17. There is always a beautiful flower, which is blooming. What is this for? I am exploring.

18. The busy summer in the sky is sweeping away our shallowness.

19. As if sinking into the deep sea, the sea embraced deeply.

20. It is said that girls with high cheekbones will inevitably have small breasts, women with thin calves will not be too fat, and women with beautiful ankles will grow well.

Second, the prelude to couples having sex is disgusting.

1. Love can create miracles, bridge the gap and destroy barriers.

2. It is my freedom to love you, and it is my feeling to miss you. I will only say that I love you and miss you, whether you like it or not.

3. Love you, my cheeks are squeezing; Miss you, my chin moves down.

4. The highest state of love is that it can stand the dull fleeting time.

There is too much room for love, but too little love words can be filled in.

6. Love doesn't need too much, just having you is enough.

7. Love is not a goal, but a journey; Love is longing and loyalty.

8. If one day we are not together, we should be together.

9. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

10. I count your smiles every day, but you were so lonely when you were in Lian Xiao.

1 1. Love is the salt of life, with which people can appreciate the taste of the world.

12. Love is an ordinary story and a beautiful legend; Just as I believe in love at first sight, I prefer to stick to it forever.

13. Love is the heart of understanding and the string of harmony. Let's pluck the strings, talk to each other and play a happy song.

14. Love makes people cry, but if I can stay with you for a lifetime, I will have no regrets even if I dry my tears.

15. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, bloom the wind and lonely forest?

16. I don't like to talk as soon as I see the sky, but I dare not look at the sky when I talk.

17. Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

18. I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely.

19. How do worn jeans go with an evening dress, and how do my guitar go with your piano?

20. Lonely people will always remember everyone who appears in their lives, just as I will always think of you.

Third, teasing her boyfriend's particularly dirty sentences.

1. I came out in a hurry today, and there was a vacuum under my skirt.

Blow a breath in his ear, and then say that people really want it.

Will you protect me like your little penis?

Honey, I'm sick. Give me an injection.

Blow a breath in his ear, and then say that he really wants it.

If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

7. You can smell your hormones through the screen.

8. I have always been rebellious, but I am upset in bed for you.

9. Getting drunk is a very erotic thing, because all I can think about is you.

10. I hope to be young all my life when I make love, and I hope to get old instantly when I hug.

1 1. I only have you in my heart.

12. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

13. I smiled strangely just because I thought of you.

14. Everyone thinks that you are my world.

15. I don't want a short tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.

16. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

17. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

18. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

19. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

20. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together?