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Chatted for a while.

1, one person published a sentence: I have been dead for half a year, and another comment: fortunately, it was not once.

2, the screen name of a man is not to be a man in the next life, and to publish it as a talk. Another screen name is to be your woman in the next life, and the girl who likes her comments: Don't make me sad, okay?

A boy published this article and said: I lost sleep last night because I missed you. Should I buy some sleeping pills? Another ugly girl who secretly loves him commented: Are you thinking of me? Another man who studied medicine saw this article and said that he didn't pay attention to the format. He accidentally replied to this girl: Yes!

4. One girl's screen name is just to shed tears for you, and another boy who likes her and will leave her sadly will change the screen name to just shed tears for me as a talk. Another girl who secretly loves him commented: Good, good.

An old man taught his parrot to learn Chinese, but the parrot just couldn't, so he taught English instead. He said to the parrot, "I'm sorry." Hearing this, the parrot not only got inspiration from where, but also denounced the old man: "Are you stupid?" ? I am a parrot, I'm not sorry. "

I was in the same class as my brother in high school. One night, the teacher asked us, "Who is your brother and who is your sister?" I froze at that time!

7. In order to escape the cruel military training, I tactfully gave up the college entrance examination, but later I couldn't find a job and had to join the army. It's sad to take a group of college children to bask in the sun now! Heaven is a good reincarnation!

8. When will someone say handsome A: When shopping. B: At dinner. C: When I stand with you.

9. It is said that chatting ends with "Hehe", so I don't believe this evil. Chatting with the goddess last night, I said "You are so beautiful" and she replied "Hehe"! In order to continue chatting, I decisively replied "Hehe, you are a wall"! So we scolded each other all night. ...

10. On the way, I heard a woman quarreling with her boyfriend and said that my good wife was forced into a bitch by you. If you fucking bother me again, I'll turn myself into a widow! ! !

1 1. Snow White has been in poor health since she got married. The prince took her to the hospital for examination and found that the princess had only one kidney left! The prince asked her why. The princess replied, "When I was living in seclusion in the forest, one day, a witch knocked at the door and asked me, son, do you want an apple?"

12, running for more than a year, finally took the position of manager yesterday. I remember what the manager said to me: Aaron, take my broken chair and sit on it. I changed the sofa.

13, in the bathroom, I asked my mother to bring a towel, but I mistakenly said that my mother brought chopsticks. My mother instantly said: Eat shit?

14, fat people are human, but they are still heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

15, A: What was the most touching thing that happened to you in your life B: I was robbed once. A: What's so touching about this? B: He robbed me of 20, I gave him 50, and he got my 30 back. A: ...

16, a Japanese customer came to the company. When eating, he was very polite, just clinking glasses. After eating, he went to the factory to see the equipment. I don't know which big brother opened the manhole cover, but the little devil disappeared as soon as he got off the bus. The boss of the unit came with a sentence: "Lying in the trough, or a ninja."

17, the first day of school, still a little excited. Am I sleeping, listening to music, playing mobile phone or eating snacks? Really tangled! ! !

18. My mother often picks up the food that accidentally falls to the ground and puts it in my father's bowl secretly. After cooking some food that she was not sure was bad, she told me not to eat it until my father ate it without any problems. It's not easy to think that my dad can live to this day. ...

19. When asked if the beautiful woman has a boyfriend, she replied "I won't tell you". What does this mean? God replied, "if you dare to confess, I won't."

20. The bar was drunk, so I picked up the phone and opened the phone book. Looking at these strange names, I don't know who to call. I suddenly felt that I was a failure and couldn't help crying all night. The next morning, I found that the mobile phone was not my own.

2 1. One day, when Lao Wang got on the bus, a pregnant woman found that there was no vacancy. She said to Lao Wang, who was sitting by, "Didn't you see that I was pregnant?" Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, "Were we neighbors before?"