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On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

1, I want love: either don't start or live forever.

People always fall in love with the old road when they take a new road.

3. There are right and wrong people in right and wrong places, and there are favorite people's things in right and wrong places, but they are not there.

At that time, I downloaded you to my disk, and now I want to delete it, but I am told that "this file cannot be deleted normally".

5, the heart is the biggest liar, others can lie to you for a while, but will lie to you for a lifetime.

Dear, don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think of what I shouldn't think.

7. Learning to be tolerant is the biggest winner in love.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Meet the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

10, it doesn't matter if I'm here or not, does it?

1 1. The world of Russia and Germany is just your heart.

12, home is a place to talk, not to reason.

13, I may not like you because of your looks, but I dare not like you because of my looks.

14, every time I come, my personality is to add flowers to you, and there is a person I love.

15, my world is just your heart.

16, it's June again, and the graduates miss the days when they have to leave.

17, once held the sweetness of Iraqi hands,

18, good night, these two simple words, who can tell me that I will never land.

19, falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

20. There are two things in the world that you can't choose: life and love. There are two things in the world that are inevitable, and love is dead.

2 1, I love you, I love you, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, it's a joke.

22. One worships the sky and the other worships the ground, whether to get married or go to the grave.

23. Women are generally afraid of men, but they don't like men when they go to bed.

24. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

25. Is the beginning of life inherently good? That was over a thousand years ago.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

27. If you don't work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

3 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

32. Making up notes every day is my motivation to stay up late.

33. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexiness.

The sun is shining in the sky, and flowers smile at me. You can't tell me.

35. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad replied: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

36. The beginning of love is to make the best preparation for future marriage.

37. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

38. On the way to pretend to be B, the child became NB SB.

She said to me: You are very lucky. I said to her: you are distressed.

40. I am waiting for you to tell me that you will give me all your love.

Boutique diaosi exclusive QQ. Tell me about it.

1, behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or dirty.

2, social cable, brothers have seed. But I'm not your date.

As long as the prison is not yellow, I will continue to be rampant.

4. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

5, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

6. Looking at your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you.

7. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

8. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

9. There is a beast that looks like a human being.

10, nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

1 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

12, stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can be stupid.

13, I needed your advice when I was young, but I didn't need your advice.

14, men want money, which is destined to be everyone's.

15. What's wrong with having a husband? You can still score goals with the goalkeeper.

16, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

17, relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only oneself is the most reliable.

18, various languages, various bites and various sets. All kinds of small rooms, all kinds of women, all kinds of hi.

19, close your eyes, I see my future.

20. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

2 1. Now students dress up as chickens, and students dress up as chickens.

22. The dark road is slippery and the society is complicated.

23, the wife is a big tree, you must hold it. Lovers are birds, don't feed them.

24. Women who mix well are nephews, and women who mix badly are scorpions. Look at it, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

25. I am just a game, but you are fascinated. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but they're so beautiful.

26. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god. Don't pack it tightly, but don't pretend to be pure.

27, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

28. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

29. I never talk about people. I only talk about myths. Who is whose husband? They are all temporary workers.

30, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

3 1, I'm so mixed up. The only thing I can afford to put down now is chopsticks.

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

33. Advertising is telling others that money can be spent in this way.

34. My life is not decided by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.

35. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

37. Men are always strong, and women are also confused.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

39. Bitch is ruthless but deducts human joys and sorrows, while the player sings human joys and sorrows without meaning.

40. For people with impotence, premature ejaculation is just a luxury.

4 1, waving the opposite flag and smashing B.

42. Young people don't work hard and grow up to be male prostitutes.

43. Can two people with type B blood produce type 2B?

Diaosi's unique funny personality, talk about 50 collections.

1, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Never feel that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

3. Does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?

4. Since childhood, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

5, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

6. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

8. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

9. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

10, I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

1 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

12, it turns out that loving someone is determined by fate, not by you.

13, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

14, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

15. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

16, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

17. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

18, some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people owe people toothache.

19, Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, I can't stand the test!"

20. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two, and I'm done.

22. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

23. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

24, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

26. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and yawned. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

28. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and there are more bells in class than anxiety.

29. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

3 1, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

32. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

33. I am fat and ugly. If you are fat, you are uglier than me.

34. Live proudly, so be a strong bitch.

You savage, you will never understand my gentleness.

36, looking for a husband's standard, giving face and doing good deeds.

37. If someone scolds you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

38.a: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you're not

39. Is beauty useful? Can I swipe my card at the bank?

40, bragging is so fresh and refined, you are really amazing.

4 1, my friend, you are really a natural beauty, it is simply beautiful.

42. You dress cool, but you look terrible.

43. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

44, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

45. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

46. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

47. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

48. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

49. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

50. Go straight until there is nothing left.

The exclusive phrase of diaosi woman-is diaosi suitable for you?

1, I like to hold you quietly like this until the end of time.

Don't always talk about love with this girl, talk about love with that girl. Labor and management have been in love with a girl for so many years. I know I am not qualified to talk about love.

3, it is better to be single, although not happy, but not hurt.

4. Give it to those children who lack love and try to earn more money. Money makes love.

5, when you love, you are very much in love, and you kill each other in time.

6. Baidu, can't you find anything? You may find my sadness.

7. Labor and capital can't find you in Baidu, so they have to go to sogou.

8. It is said that women are like clothes. If you wear one, you lose one, and clothes cost money.

9. I don't know when I started to like the darkness.

10, everyone has a wound in his heart, waiting for someone who knows to heal it.

1 1. I am smiling, but my heart is bleeding. I wonder if anyone feels the same way.

12. Who can you love if you are heartbroken?

13, a broken mirror is hard to round, and so is love.

14, my dad said, son, you can't set your eyes too high on girls these days. I've been listening to my dad, but I still can't find it.

15, girl, it's not that you are too ugly, it's that you are too ugly.

16, the most worthless thing now is the words "I love you".

17, height is not distance, age is not distance, appearance is not distance, money is distance,

18, you are still awesome. Ten sentences, ten sentences are false, which makes people hard to prevent.

19, I hope the whole world belongs to you, and you just belong to me.

20. There are no fairy tales in the real world, but I will create fairy tales for you.

2 1, the man who takes off your clothes may not love you, but the man who cares about you everywhere will love you. Think for yourself.

22. If you call it three times, it won't call you at all. Forget it. Don't waste the phone bill. You are not rich.

23, labor and capital give you a pile of money, you fucking kill you, see what you can do.

24, sometimes go your own way, let others say, not necessarily right, think about it before you go.

25, secretly love others, it is better to simply confess, whether it is life or death, at least there is a result.