You were out of your mind when choosing a husband! It's the sweat and tears you shed after you got married.

1. If you don't want to talk to me, please forget it and don't give me the runaround. What do you call this bed?

It is not that I am stingy, but that I am using my parents' hard-earned money now. What qualifications have I to be generous?

The first thing we get old is not our appearance, but our desperate heart.

The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

5. In a class, those who take the first place and the second place are generally enemies, but those who take the last place and the second place are basically friends.

6. "Erkang, you sing a song for me" "OK. Love really needs Yong Qi ... "

7. The sweat and tears you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose your husband.

8. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't get too close. Sometimes teeth bite the tongue.

9. If only the hospital could use Alipay, pay after seeing a doctor first, and then confirm the payment when it is cured. Give a bad review if you have a bad attitude, so the service attitude of the hospital will be much better. Doctors and nurses will giggle behind their butts: "honey, review well!" " If it is not cured, TMD will apply for a refund, so the medical reform will be perfect.

10. Some things, some people, even if they see through, will choose silence and not say much.

1 1. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, so you don't have to change in the future!

12. Sometimes, the best way to make others care about you is to care less about him.

13. Copy the most advanced answer for a long time, which is beside the point.

14. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering not listening.

15. People often can't see the things closest to them, such as eyelashes.

16. It is said that people who love to laugh in this life have suffered too many injuries in their previous lives.

17. If someone speaks ill of me in front of you and you change your opinion of me because of his bad words, then stop any relationship between us now.

18. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

19. I can play dumb, but don't think I'm stupid.

20. There is a handsome guy next door who is very kind to me these days. He bought food and gave me drinks. My friends all say that he is interested in me. Yesterday, he came to my house to deliver me delicious food. I asked him curiously if he had anything to say. The handsome boy blushed, lowered his head and said shyly with his mobile phone: I want to say ... what's your wifi password?

In a word, classic mood quotations: The tears that flow now are the water that entered my mind when I liked you.

1. After saying good night to each other, you began to sleep, and I began to miss you.

2. You are soft-hearted, and you are always afraid of hurting someone, so the person who is hurt will always be you.

Life is too short to be with interesting people, such as me.

4. Later, when talking and laughing with friends, there is an old one in front of your name.

I had dinner with a friend, and he asked me to pay the bill. I feel particularly unfair: why should I treat you this time? Last time I ate mala Tang, last time I ate mutton kebabs, last time I ate Lamian Noodles, etc. Which time was not your treat?

6. I would rather run around and stumble countless times than take the right path all my life.

7. The tears I shed now are the water that entered my mind when I liked you.

8. The heart is like a knife, and the lungs are like a knife. For a person, you can either get a lifelong confidant or get a lifelong lesson.

9. Time has taken away the youth and frivolous, and gradually precipitated the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.

10. The weather suddenly turned cold, and she was shivering in the wind wearing only a thin coat. At this moment, a boy passed by on a bicycle, shivering with cold. However, there is a coat in his basket.

1 1. I prefer bloody facts to warm-hearted stories. /calculate/

12. Time always saves the person who suits you best for last, so if someone leaves halfway, don't cry.

13. People who leave are to prove to you how precious those who stay are.

14. Since I can't give you proper warmth, I'd rather endure the cold with you.

15. For a man, the most helpless thing is to meet the girl who wants to take care of his life most at the age when he has the least material ability; For a woman, the most regrettable thing is meeting someone who can't wait at the best age.

16. I am afraid of three things: friends are drifting away, lovers are cheating, and parents are white-haired.

17. Loneliness is when you go out in a hurry in the morning and things fall on the ground. When they get home at night, they are still lying quietly on the floor.

18. Some things don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

19. After all, I am already so ugly. Can you be more beautiful?

20. I'm always afraid that someone will take you away as soon as I turn around, but I forget that it's mine. I won't leave, and I can't stay if it's not mine.

2 1. Can you give me a hug? I still have too many ups and downs to tell you.

22. The man around me who never dislikes me is happy when I am fat, and old when I am thin.

23. Love is very simple, three points like seven points to cherish.

24. You really interpret the people I hate very well. How should I say hello?

25. Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

26. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story.

27. You can start doing what you want at any time. I hope you don't tie yourself down with things like age.

28. Afraid of losing, but never learn to cherish.

29. Time is that I like you, you like me, you don't like me, and I like you.

30. You know, if you often laugh at yourself and get used to self-abuse, then you can drag yourself and heal yourself, and your emotions can take care of yourself, then it's no wonder that no one cares about you. If I am crazy, you will drown.

1. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

If you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh. One will be jealous and the other will be moved.

Senior three gave me the feeling that the teacher took us to swim in the sea of questions, and as a result, the teacher went ashore and the students drowned.

4. You are the rain. It has only been here for a while, but it has moistened countless bright days in the future.

Sometimes when he looks at you and doesn't talk, you know that he doesn't love you anymore. Strangely, it is always difficult to find that he loves someone, but it is clear when he doesn't love you.

6. The saddest thing is that my faith has brought you hypocrisy.

7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does!

8. The person who really likes you will go out looking for you even if you throw him into that group of girls.

9. Feelings are not wishful thinking. You don't talk, why should I talk more?

10. I called a special car this morning, and the driver chatted with me about his outlook on life. He said: I have a house, a car, my own career, and how free I am to be my own boss. No one can influence him except the heavenly king Lao Zi. I said, turn left on the road ahead. He said, all right.

1 1. Don't ask me who I am. Remember, I am cold.

12. If I am crazy, you will drown.

13. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

14. Long-lost names appear among visitors, and it's hard to tell whether they are surprises or heartache.

15. How wonderful the secret love in middle school is, the chance encounter behind the window, the secretly folded paper heart, the card under the book, and the joy of being occasionally noticed. Over time, you may not remember how difficult the test paper was, but you will remember how warm the wind was that day.

16. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept, not miss.

17. If you are not sincere to me, why should I be infatuated? The most personalized speech

18. People who cling to you may not really love you. The kind of person who silently lets you go must have deep feelings that you can't understand.

19. A class teacher's casual seat change can change many people's lives. ()

20. What did I do to make you sad? I should do something to make you remember me. Thinking of you is the saddest thing you have ever done.

2 1. You filled my whole past, but you will never be in my future.

I warn you not to giggle at me when I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

23. The most unforgettable person and the person who wants to forget most are always the same person.

24. With enough time, no matter how strong the tea is, the strings will be broken, and even you and I will be scattered.

25. What is the school sports meeting? That is, women sunbathe their legs, men sunbathe their muscles, local tyrants sunbathe their wallets, couples sunbathe their love, and I sunbathe.

26. I never came when you were at the peak, and I didn't turn away when you were at the bottom.

27. Don't be too kind, generous and capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right.

Finally, even a gentle greeting seems to disturb.

29. After military training, you are no longer single dog. What is that? This is a military dog.

30. I have lived in a city for a long time, but I will come back if I want to leave. I am tired of listening to songs and will download them back after a long time. People who have been separated for a long time can't tell when they meet again suddenly. Anything is possible, but they can't go back.

3 1. I wish I could hug you, but there are mountains and rivers in time, and there is a sea between you and me.

32. Your words can warm my heart and sting my heart.

33. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave, because he knows that I will be sad.

34. If others like you, I can get it back. If you like others, I can only let go.

35. We are all nearsighted and ignore our true feelings. We are all farsighted and blur our recent happiness.

36. What kind of experience is myopia? The whole world is a mosaic.

You promised me three fireworks, and now there is only one life left.

38. I think the deepest love is to be live high like you after separation.

39. A person will make the same mistake twice. Sometimes, it is actually a choice.

40. Why are you getting cold now? Because it's too easy to get hurt. Why is teasing easy to get hurt? Because you always laugh, they think it doesn't matter how much they hurt you.

4 1. May you hold up an umbrella like a bouquet of roses in the eyes of your beloved.

42. You are always easily scolded and cried by your parents, but you never give up at school.

43. Hello, scum! Xueba is good! Students have worked hard! At the bottom of school!

44. I tried my best to make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.

45. A couple were playing in the park when they happened to find an old man with disheveled clothes behind them. The girl took her boyfriend and said, let's go. There are beggars behind, and the old man won't stop. The girl thought, Oh, my God! It was difficult, so I stopped and said coldly to the old man: no money! The old man smiled. I know you have no money. I took your wallet.

46. Life is always tiring. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.

47. Maturity is not that you can enlighten others with many reasons, but that you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you.

48. Don't drink when you are in a bad mood, and don't look back when you leave.

49. When someone says that you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live in their way.

50. I don't have a spare tire, and I don't play ambiguous. I gave you all my warmth and tolerance, lewdness and antics, tears and smiles, good temper and childishness.

QQ lovers remember that tears have dried up for you when you feel sad and want to cry.

1, it's not that you look good and I like you, but that you give me a feeling that no one can give me-my favorite person.

I just like the feeling that I am busy making up my homework in the last few days of winter vacation.

The long river of time has washed away our youth and frivolous, but it has also slowly precipitated our self-knowledge. The life you want, the person you want, only you know best.

4. Strong people always have a fake smile on their faces.

I am willing to be a buffoon for you. I have always been a buffoon in your eyes.

6. I used to cry when I was sad and laugh when I was happy, but now I always laugh and cry.

7. I want to play a love scene with you, but you say I don't deserve to be a supporting role.

8. It turns out that love needs tears to nourish.

9. When I want to cry, I remember that my tears have dried up for you.

10, who can see through this strong and hypocritical mask on his face? I really want someone to comfort me and make me cry.

1 1, love is to help each other build a strong self! How many people's marriage history is the history of blood and tears of men and women!

12, those who understand know how to give up, those who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and those who are happy know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let them become pain. Now that you have experienced it, after many years, I occasionally think that hope is a beautiful memory.

13, there is always a corner in my heart, so cold, I want to cover it up, but shattered glass.

14, sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it;

15. Turn on your mobile phone and delete all SMS and call records. I know I've been crying because the liquid blurred the screen of my mobile phone and finally deleted your number. I know this is meaningless, because I know that when I first saw these eleven numbers, they were engraved in my heart.

16, if betrayal is a kind of courage, then it takes more courage to accept betrayal. The former only needs to be brave enough, or it may just be impulsive, while the latter tests tolerance, not as simple as impulsive, but only takes time. Please don't cry in front of him. He can't give you care and concern, only a little sympathy at most.

17, actually forgetting is just a joke. When you think you have forgotten someone, you will find it more painful than remembering her.

18, you care, he has no intention, loving someone who doesn't love himself is unrequited love.

19, everyone has a dream in his heart, and everyone believes that there will really be the end of the world. If the end of the world really comes, what's the use of dreaming and the future! !

20, if one day, I disappear from your world, will you lock the day, just for me, just for me; Will you write a diary for me in tears?

2 1, every girl was originally an angel without tears, but she could never go back to heaven, because one day she met someone on earth and shed her first tear.

In the old photo in the pocket watch, a woman said that she would meet me in heaven. I put her smile in the nearest place to time. I just want her to smile in my time and keep smiling. At that moment, I seemed to see the whole world collapse in front of me. The tiles in the ruins, engraved with vivid memories, are now quietly attached to the earth. Even if I keep walking quietly, I will eventually find that I am just a person exiled by memory.

23. It is said that the world is strange from now on ~ What is the end of the world? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world. ......

24. When I was walking in the street, I saw that everyone was accompanied, but I was alone!

25. When I really want to understand time, I feel that I am reluctant to part with it.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

27, the ideal husband's conditions: take it out and bring it back.

28. I always wonder whether my memory lives at the end of the strip and whether my ring dies at the end of the strip.

29. Always born in a casual year. Look back at the other side. Even if it is found that the situation is longer.

I am on the other side of the river. I watched the return, and it was hopeless.