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Tell me about the deceased.

Drifting by, burning paper, lighting wax and incense, nothing happened; Pour wine, salute, shoot, smash cards, no response; Dig graves, dig graves, open coffins, whip corpses, and have no temper; Fire prevention, corpse burning, bone filing, ash raising, try again; Set up a case, draw a symbol, exercise, thunder and lightning, and don't cheat the body; When the law was enacted, wood blade, the villain, recited the scriptures and then evoked the soul; Tears, pain, whining, knocking on the ground; I'm dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

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