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An interesting joke about decorating a house

The funny jokes about decorating the house are as follows:

1. The style of European decoration comes from ancient Greece and Rome, including some ancient Persian architectural styles. In Europe, there are no interior designers, only architects. European-style decoration actually borrows many elements of classical architecture to obtain the characteristics similar to European life, so as to obtain the feeling similar to living in Europe.

2. I was lucky enough to visit the seaside villa, where the decoration style is unique, luxurious but not vulgar. Classical style reveals that kind of unspeakable publicity and elegant gorgeous, without losing noble pen and ink.

The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.

Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one discourages barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street, so I can't help but walk into a room casually and gain several pounds.

Hedgehogs get close to each other to keep warm in cold weather, but keep a certain distance to avoid stabbing each other. The important way to keep close is to keep a proper distance.

7. There are still several suites waiting to see the effect of my decoration, and I will definitely pull them over for you.

From today on, I can't spend money recklessly. I want to save money to decorate my house. After all, it is too important to have a decoration that you like!

I plan to decorate my house next year. I am very anxious now. Have dinner at noon and discuss the decoration with colleagues who are decorating. It's too complicated, big and small!

10, how time flies, and it's summer on the solstice. It's been a whole year since we started decorating the house last year.