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Girl, help me with the express delivery.

The people who are best to you are often the most bullied. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.

Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. The best relationship,

Is that you can be yourself, but she still has a crush on the real you.

You are humiliated, and I will get justice for you.

You are unhappy, I make you laugh.

You are happy, I will accompany you.

I will criticize whoever bullies you.

If you are unhappy, I will be your bitch.

Girlfriend: It's the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, annoying near, thinking far away,

I miss it when I don't see it, I hate it when I see it, and I can bully strange things that others can't bully.

I think, before we marry someone else, we must take wedding photos together, which belongs to us only.

There has always been a wish to share a room with my best friend, work in different classes during the day and simply go to work together!

Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for. ...

The best friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

The sign of maturity is not that you can talk big, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing.

Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

You have no qualms about talking to her. Scold if you want, be sweet if you want, and really talk about everything, which is your best friend.

Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

Be caring and attentive when you are sick, but even when you are desperate, you should cry with me and go crazy with me. Thank you very much.

A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

When I tell you my troubles, it's not complaining, it's my trust in you.

Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

For us, best friends are even more important than lovers.

I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings.

Although it was not good from the beginning, we have a firm heart in the days we have experienced together.

A good friend is actually another self.

A best friend is the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

"I'm tired" and "Come on, get food and shelter"-these are best friends. She still has a copy of your daily necessities at home.

I like the feeling of being bored with you, not that there are always endless topics to talk about together.

But together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

The true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class. We miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together.

Friends I haven't seen for years, the first sentence when we meet is that you haven't changed at all, and you are still 2. This is a friend.

I have a best friend who trusts me and tells me everything. Sometimes I feel bad,

Although it was not so good from the beginning, we all had firm hearts in the days we experienced together.

I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.

Girlfriends, just one or two, really don't need too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

The best friend is when she can't sleep, so can you.

In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.

The best friend is someone who can know everything about me at a glance.

Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

Girlfriend, we want to be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.

Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for putting up with my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior.

A best friend sitting together, even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know, even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed.

I can't forget two times when I committed crimes together.

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry ... but as long as a friend asks you "what's wrong", you can't help crying.

It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you.

Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on.

When you finish washing, she will ask you to help her wash the clothes wet with tears.

Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

Remember, my best friend: If he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

In fact, it is enough to have two girlfriends. One is willing to lend you money.

She asks you for money, and the other party dares to help you beat her, which is enough. ...

I have a good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

All quarrels and curses are best friends.

As long as there are girlfriends together, it is so high! I hope our friendship will last forever.

A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.

A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.

Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade.

Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

Dear good friend, you will never see me when I am most lonely.

Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

There is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

Talk about yelling and cursing.

My willfulness, selfishness and uncertainty have made many people who love me walk away. In the end, there will be such a person who refuses to leave, changes the bottom line for me again and again, and tolerates my strange personality. I can't leave without arguing and scolding. When I am tired, I have been quietly by my side, and then there is him.

Talk about yelling and cursing.

First, what people are afraid of is not the new environment, strangers, or like-minded partners who fight side by side, but the sense of belonging. I like the way you need me, I need you, I bother you, you bother me, and you leave without quarreling or scolding. I hate the feeling that I can only talk and laugh on the surface, but I can't talk about the feeling of crying and seeking comfort in my heart. It gives me a sense of belonging.

Second, it is easy to fall in love with someone, but it is not easy to stick to that promise after it is flat. Love is never pandering. No quarrel, no scolding, is true love. True love comes to the end. If there is no result, it can only be called love. In fact, if you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would still go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

Third, there is a saying about falling in love: true love can't be scolded, noisy or done. But the fact is that true love is more fragile than any relationship maintained by objective conditions such as material, because when our relationship can be maintained by objective conditions, as long as the objective conditions remain unchanged, we can always live in peace. But if it is only because of love, the day when love is gone, the two of us will not be far from falling apart. Those seemingly hidden blind spots of love will halve our reason, and we often turn a blind eye to those contradictions that we think are just small things. Small contradictions snowball into big problems, and a relationship will go away.

Fourth, there will be many misunderstandings and incomprehensions in life, and those who can't get away from quarreling are called girlfriends ~

5. quarreling and cursing are all best friends. Dear, thank you for having you in my life. Happy birthday.

But it's not easy to find real friends from another angle, and I'm really lucky. I have so many friends around me. I've been quarreling all these years and will come back to find my friends after quarreling. Friends who don't gossip about me behind my back won't dislike my friends.

Seven, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. Friends are those who quarrel and scold. We are very happy at every party. A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.

No matter how many misunderstandings and injuries I have caused you, I am still the little heartache in your heart, and the person you want to be together for life. Thank you for letting me meet you.

9. We expect equal love. This kind of love is not maintained by the forbearance of one party and the occasional conscience discovery of the other party, but by respect and concern, and the free choice of two independent individuals, who are willing to take only one ladle of drinks. It's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's not easy to stick to that promise after being dull. Love is never pandering. No quarrel, no scolding, is true love. In fact, if you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would still go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

Ten, quarrel, scold. Have a deep understanding. If you need me, just say I'm here.

Eleven, about falling in love, there is a saying that true love can't be scolded, can't be noisy, and can't be done. But the fact is that true love is more fragile than any relationship maintained by objective conditions such as material things.

From knowing you at work to now, like lovers, we have quarreled and quarreled, but we can't do without quarreling. We may not be the icing on the cake for our friends, but when we are in trouble, you will be a timely help. Alas, when you are old, you just love to talk. I hope everything goes well with you. Bring me a leaf from the Champs Elysé es this year.

Thirteen, the most beautiful love, probably: quarrel, scold, there will always be a you in his future.

Fourteen, quarreling, swearing, who goes away, puppy, every time I say this, is it really gone?

15. Inadvertently, I found that there was always a social biosphere around me. Maybe I won't bother to complain in the snooping corner. What's more, I will argue fiercely on the opposite side, and then I don't know when to turn around, under the banner of never beating and cursing, as if nothing had happened before, and make up again. This is an emotional nerve that I can't live without. Probably because he doesn't want to admit that he was lucky enough to have it, he will stay in the past where he will never come again. Time is updating, memory is fading, and that scar is still there.

Sixteen, scold not to walk, quarrel, after the storm, still accompany all the way, say get together, still eat this meal, say these words, but suddenly you don't feel tired. I came as soon as I came, and I will never leave again. This is my best friend. This is my best friend.

Seventeen, many people have come and gone in my life. I'm glad to have your sister. She has been quarrelling and scolding. Happy birthday. The college entrance examination is coming soon. You must pull yourself together and get into the university you want.

Eighteen, noisy life-and-death, noisy, you are the only one for me. Yaoyaoda, I love you. Just as you love me.

Nineteen, love is quarreling and scolding, and not letting go when someone is tired. It needs two people to maintain it together.

Finally learned to fight for something for yourself, which may make you unhappy. But if I don't fight for it, you will spend less time with me in the future. I want you to accompany me for the first time. I'm really bad. I've used all my tricks. Can you be wronged and spend more time with me? I have always been grateful to the freshman, because of the emotional foundation of the freshman, we can quarrel and scold. In fact, I am afraid that one day your patience with me will run out and you will not listen to anything I say. I'm really scared. I have feelings for you, and you are destined to be my disaster. I pretend so well that you don't even know which one is the real me. I am desperate. I hope you can play with me and laugh with me. That's the real me.

Twenty-one, quarrel, scold, walk, fight, this is the best appearance of love. I used to believe in love, but I stopped believing last night.

It is easy to fall in love with someone, but it is not easy to stick to that promise after it is flat. Love is never pandering. No quarrel, no scolding, is true love. In fact, if you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would walk over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

Twenty-three, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. All quarrels and curses are best friends. For us, it is even more important than lovers. Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

Hearing this sentence, I don't agree that everyone is an independent individual. Besides love, we still have a lot of things to do, but when that person really appeared, I was convinced.

Twenty-five, love is very simple, there are so many complexities, that is, companionship means understanding, mutual understanding, mutual trust, mutual trust, and you can't leave without quarreling, can you?

The classic sentence is to love without quarreling and scolding.

1, a beautiful thing, does not belong to those guys waiting for him. Good things belong to those who work hard and never give up.

2, be a faint woman, don't float, don't rush, don't care about flashy things, don't pursue, don't force it. Live your life indifferently, don't be vigorous, just feel at ease.

Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time, so that I can see whether the final result is worth it.

4. Keep your promise all your life. This is love.

True love is not simply giving, but also includes proper refusal, timely praise, proper criticism, proper argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

6. Romance that doesn't belong to you is like a kite tied to a string. No matter how high you fly, when the wind stops, you will always fall. Feelings that don't belong to you are like sand in your hand, no matter how tightly you hold them, there will be a risk of passing away; A heart that doesn't belong to you is like a clockwork. No matter how far you go, you will stop one day.

This is my promise to you. Even if you forget, I will always remember.

8. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

9. Sometimes, we are not waiting for anyone or anything. We are just waiting for time to change ourselves.

10, when a person matures, why can he only become more cautious? I think it's because of fear of failure. It's always easy for me to forget what I've gained and only remember what I've lost. Frustration piled up very high and destroyed all my confidence until I grew up, and I no longer had the courage to take risks. I spent the first half of my life trying to be an adult. Maybe I should learn how to be a child in the second half.

1 1, people should believe in their talents, don't care too much about what others think, and don't care too much about how others deny their right or wrong; In fact, a person's happiness is what he has been pursuing. As long as he feels happy, it's worth it.

12, the so-called forever is the distance that can never be touched. Despair. I stand here with the horizon in front and the whole decadent world behind me.

13, when two people are together, don't think about whether the other person loves you, because love can't stand thinking. The more I think about it, the more painful it is. One day you will find that love is really not that important. Because there will be a lot of love in your life, and there is only one person who will accompany you to the end. You will get hurt along the way, and some love will become dull memories. In fact, what really needs to be strong is not your shell, but your heart!

14. Some people just leave, and they will not come back after waiting. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people have worked hard, but nothing can change ... they are not lifelong people, and they can let go without reluctance.

15, "If you love someone for a long time, your heart will get drunk; If you think about someone for a long time, your heart will be broken. " It's true, whether it's love or missing, it's just the material of memories in the end! What people can do is just bury it in their hearts and turn it into an eternal moment in life.

16, slowly, I also learned to let go. It's not that I've changed, it's that there's nothing I can do. I gave up. I can't move.

17, it is the enemy who is happy for your sadness; It is friends who are happy for your happiness; The person who is sad for your sadness is the one who should be kept in mind.

18, some people are very nice, and you really want to fall in love with them, but you just can't. Some people are not so nice, but you just can't help loving them.

19, I used to think that without you, I would have no world, but now that you are gone, my world is still there. It turns out that losing a lover has nothing to do with the world; It turns out that I just can't see the direction clearly for a short time, or I don't want to move forward; It turns out that you hurt me, not because you are good or bad, but because I gave you a chance to hurt. No one can hurt me if I don't want to.

20. quarreling and swearing are all love.

Girlfriends chat long stories.

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of hospitality. Sometimes people who are together every day don't feel anything. When she leaves one day, she finds that you can't live without her, but you have to convince yourself that all good things must come to an end. Cherish this friendship, and be friends wherever you go. I wish you success in your career and happiness!

Girlfriends chat long stories.

First, we are good friends for life.

Second, there is a feeling that you will never lose to time or distance in your life. We don't need long-winded quotations from girlfriends. When we are old, we will talk about everything together. We won't leave until time is old! Crazy, laughing, crying, noisy, please remember, it will take longer. We are not lovers, but we will be together forever. Thank you for always having you!

Third, there is a kind of girlfriend who calls you when she misses you. Even if she doesn't see you often for 8 years, her feelings will not leave.

Fourth, envy the unspeakable little happiness between each couple. I envy the spiritual harbor that will not change between families. I envy those partners who can't get rid of each other's girlfriends. I think everyone is insecure. In fact, a small hug can solve the problem, but not everyone can enjoy it. Probably because you haven't found it yet. But it doesn't matter, I believe there will always be someone who will give you a hug when you need comfort and give you a sense of security when you are in danger.

Five, life can be said to be very beautiful, quarreling family, loving my boyfriend, iron girlfriend, stable job ... well, great! I hope everything is getting better and better, and I hope the person I love is better than me. ...

Sixth, the people around you are still around. I always feel super lucky. No matter what age, I have company, protection and love. It's fun to be with your best friend. As long as you don't like it, you will never leave.

Seven, there is a feeling that we will never lose to time and dislike each other all the way, but we will be punished for both crimes and never give up. We are not suitable for long-winded girlfriends' quotations. We're just talking about everything, and we won't leave until we get old. I appreciate your company in my life. Although the time together is short and the opportunity to meet each other is rare, I am still happy. We walked slowly on the long road. There are not so many sensational quotations, thank you for your friendship, thank you for your company and thank you for meeting you in the most beautiful years! To best friends! I just hope that time is not old, and we will never leave!

Eight, every time we meet, there are endless words. Maybe this is a girlfriend. Time is not old, we will not leave!

Nine, some people have left, but their girlfriends can't leave; Some things will fade when endured, but the bottom line will not fade. When the cruelty of life awakens the initial dream, when you are young and full of passion, don't forget your enterprising spirit.

Ten, quarrel, quarrel, fight, ups and downs are still together is the real girlfriend. Girlfriend 1 likes it, so does Girlfriend 2.

Eleven, the third anniversary of acquaintance! It's good to have you! Best friends love each other!

Twelve, we are not suitable for long-winded girlfriends quotations. When we are old, we will talk about everything together. We won't leave until time is old! Crazy, laughing, crying, noisy, please remember, it will take longer.

I wish you meet the right person at the right time, my best friend Joan. May time not grow old, and we will never leave.

Fourteen, a year ago, we were all young, and a year later, we all matured a lot. It must be a special fate that we can become best friends along the way. Time is not old, we will not leave. Although I don't know when I can meet again, I'm still looking forward to meeting again in Never Say Goodbye.

Fifteen, the day before, it was turned upside down, and the next day it was so busy that it stuck together. This is the best friend you can't beat.

Sixteen, we have met many people, and we have experienced many gatherings and separations. What we can leave behind after the big waves are the most sincere feelings. She is like a button on your close-fitting clothes and is your best friend. Time is not old, and girlfriends are inseparable.

I don't know how many times I've been here, but every time I'm with a different person, my mood is different. Long time no see, I hope we won't leave until we get old.

Eighteen, there is no love that does not break up, only girlfriends that do not break up!

Nineteen, she said to her: every youth will be old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory, and time will not be old. We will not be separated from each other.

Twenty, if love is like a rainbow after rain, but girlfriends are like warm sunshine. Time is not old, we will not leave.

Twenty-one, thank you for the cake my dear girlfriend bought me. The more I grow up, the more I feel scared. Suddenly I'm one year older. Dear, we won't leave you when time is not old.

Twenty-two, I have a family that loves me, is warm-hearted and kind to me, a few old friends who have been together for a long time, and a caring lover, which is enough.

Twenty-three, no matter when, is the most reliable girlfriend. Fight or run.

Twenty-four, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. All quarrels and curses are best friends. For us, it is even more important and lasting than lovers.

Twenty-five, time is old, we won't leave. Friends and girlfriends, I did what I thought was worthwhile without hesitation, and the result was not satisfactory, but I enjoyed the process, accepted it and grew up at the same time. Thank you. It's good to have you.

Twenty-six, we are good girlfriends for life, and I hope you are good brothers for life! When captain Rui Zhang and captain Xuan Mei of po were young, the time was not old and we didn't leave.

Twenty-seven, there is a kind of friend who quarrels constantly, a kind of friendship engraved in the bones, and a kind of girlfriend who can do everything for me. I remember every time I leave you, I will burst into tears, because I don't know when I will meet you next time, but this time I am determined to leave. I will practice myself and pray for me, and I will become what you want!

There is a feeling that we will never lose to time and distance. We don't need to quote our girlfriend at length, but we still have something to say. Time is not old, we will not leave. Happy birthday, baby. Love you forever.

29. The best friendship is that you are busy and care about each other. If it's deeper, say it briefly. We walked slowly on a long road. I just hope that time is not old and we won't leave-to my dear best friend. I am very happy to accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress! Please ignore the big face of my selfie.

30. The dishes I ordered today are all dishes I have cooked recently that she has never eaten, so they are not in the picture. The new dish in the kitchen-baby dish with soup, is more and more popular. Time is not old, and girlfriends are inseparable.

Thirty-one, those friendships, those times, those love and hate. Those stubborn, those who never look back, those self-righteous vows of eternal love. Never say goodbye, never leave, we won't leave until time is old.

Thirty-two, they are best friends. They once agreed that we would not part until time was old. Now, before time gets old, you leave me. She sat in front of her best friend's tombstone and talked about the ugliness of her car. No matter how much she scolds, no one can argue with her.

Thirty-three, March 8 th, catch up with your best friend for the last game at 2 1: 40. The feelings of girlfriends are really quarrelling and swearing. This is called a best friend. Because each other's trash cans have been wronged. I didn't want to cry, but as long as you ask what's wrong with you, you can't help crying and appreciate our meeting. You have been crying and laughing with me all these years.

34. A real girlfriend is that no matter how many storms and villains you have experienced, you still can't get rid of them. A true good friend will not disappear from you, will not leave halfway when you are in danger, and will not quit halfway in your life.

Thirty-five, there is such a person who can't be together for three seconds. Call as soon as you meet, but you can't break up. 15' s girlfriends are closer than relatives.

Thirty-six, can stand the toss and turn, can stand the test, can't help quarreling, maybe this is the so-called friend, best friend, old friend, quarrelling person!

Between us, from the beginning, we have become such close friends. In retrospect, we will always smile. We have been moved, quarreled and crazy, but we have never regretted it. We believe more and more that our relationship will last forever. I send you a word, you can't live without it. I wish you a happy birthday and take off the bill early.

Thirty-eight, don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. All quarrels and curses are best friends. For us, it is even more important than lovers. Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

Thirty-nine, it's a pity that I always forget the important days of my good friends around me, and I feel that it's mine that I can't leave anyway, so I have to change it. I want to show you my girlfriends, and then I want to travel together and take my baby for a walk, huh?

Thank you my favorite, no matter how far you go, your hearts will always be together! A good friend for life. In the future, we can't fight. I must be your child's godmother. The hotel has my courier every day, and my aunt will collapse.

Forty-one, youth is not old, we will not leave, so lucky to meet you. To my best friend.

Forty-two, a festival that belongs to my good sisters and girlfriends! Very meaningful! Time will never fade, and we will never part.

It's been 438 years, the first time I quarreled with my best friend, I actually made the other person cry. It's funny to think about it, but inseparable feelings are true feelings.

Being with you is like going back to childhood. The real world hasn't changed us. Thank you that time is not old, and we will not leave. Don't forget your initial intention, keep working hard, girlfriend.

Forty-five, time is not old, we will not leave, no matter how far away, we will always be concerned about our girlfriends. .

Forty-six, time is not old, we will not leave, the years will not die, we will not abandon, I wish my best friend a happy birthday.

47. Do you believe that there is a feeling that we will never lose to time, and we will dislike each other all the way, but we will be punished for both crimes and never give up. We are not suitable for long-winded quotations from girlfriends, but we still have something to say. Time is not old, we will not leave!

Forty-eight, deep words, simply say it. We walked a long way slowly. There are not so many sensational sentences. Thank you for your friendship and company. We can't be born together, but we can hurt our girlfriends for life! I just hope that time is not old, and we will never leave!

Forty-nine, when I grew up, my girlfriend changed one after another like a lantern. I won't beat and scold, and I won't get bored. The type of girlfriend is unique. Now I know that there is only you in my life.

Fifty, everything must come to an end, and a good girlfriend is in my heart.

Fifty-one or eight years ago, we were strangers; Eight years later, we are good girlfriends; May youth not grow old, and may we not be separated.

Fifty-two, girlfriends are all, often not in contact, once in contact, the feeling of warmth and laughter is as always! Time is not old, we will not leave, girls who love to laugh will not have too bad luck, and more happiness is waiting for us in the future!

To my best friend: I still remember when we first met, you were so young and lovely, and now you are more beautiful than before. I'm glad to meet you. No matter what you become, you will always be my best friend. May time not grow old, and we will never leave.

Fifty-four, I should have gone shopping with my best friends in junior high school and high school. It happened that the girlfriends in primary school were also shopping, having dinner together at night, and met the girlfriends in college halfway. Then let's take pictures together! Time is not old, we will not leave!