How about Nantong Zilang Vocational and Technical College?

The true love in college is that men and women get water together, help occupy seats together, eat together and have self-study classes together, while in Zilang, men and women care about how many times they meet and can go out and sign in together.

In a real university, boys occasionally talk about girls, how so-and-so girls are beautiful and how to get close to her, such as sending a note or something, while in Zilang, boys talk about how to ask that beautiful girl out and check in as soon as possible.

In real universities, classrooms are used for classes, while in Zilang, classrooms are used for field work.

In a real university, teachers are used to respect, while in Zilang, teachers are used to humiliate.

In a real university, the dormitory is used for sleeping, while in Zilang, the dormitory is used for * * * * and raising girls. ...

In a real university, the doorman is used to protect the school safety. In Zilang, the doorman is used as a decoration.

In a real university, the canteen is used for eating. In Zilang, the canteen is a place where boys and girls kiss and fall in love.

Fighting is not allowed in a real university. Chopping people is common in Zilang.

In a real university, virgins are glorious, but in Zilang, virgins are shameful, which means you have no men.

The real university is used to rest on weekends, but in Zilang, the weekend comes, boys go out to hang girls, girls go out to hang Kai Zi, and a bunch of fools surf the Internet all night.

In a real university, students are not allowed to go in and out of entertainment places, but in Zilang, you can meet many acquaintances as soon as you get to the disco bar. ...

In a real university, money is used for eating, but in Zilang, money is used for anything but eating.

This is our great Zilang College! ! !