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Is there a blessing in the Year of the Pig?
2. Do you know, dear? You've lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!
3. The moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!
4. A cricket bet with a pig that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, How can I see? So cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !
5. When the wolf comes, the pigsty is a mess. Mother pig arranges: Big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away.
6. Cry and be silly. Are the happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they grow to a certain weight.
7. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do. Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it
8. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
9. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fly from the sky. It's a pity that I want to sleep. You will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!
1. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Ok! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!
11. A pig and a penguin were kept in a refrigerator at -2℃. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
12. When the Tang Priest took his three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie to look at them and angrily said, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"
Best wishes for the Year of the Pig Dear Sir, thank you very much for your support over the past year. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.
The breeze blows gently, and the white clouds are gone. Friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy New Year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing with you and let happiness accompany you forever.
Year of the Pig Blessing Manager: Hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best! New year, new year, new atmosphere, prancing horse and galloping to welcome the new year!
In the Year of the Pig, I wish that spring will come quietly, the horseshoe will be broken, and the old things will worry me. Look at the present brilliantly. I wish my eldest brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck throughout the year!
Year of the Pig message: A beautiful life adds more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as colorful as a dream!
The Year of the Pig greetings are filled with snowflakes, welcoming the New Year. Let's get together for a long time. Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart. -someone who loves you.
When I was young, during the Spring Festival, a large group of children were carrying paper lanterns, and all the families were wandering around. When they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such good memories!
greetings in the year of the pig, greetings in the new year, good luck in the life step by step lottery, good luck in playing cards every day, good taste, better living, younger and more handsome, and long money on the golden wall at home.
When we send away the old year, we also send away the gloom of the year, and when we welcome the new year, we also welcome new hope. Happy New Year to you!
Year of the Pig greetings spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will always shine on you. Sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!
I hope I am the first person to send you my blessing this year. As a confidant, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes succeed!
thank you for your great support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!
The bell rang all over the world at zero o'clock in the Year of the Pig, and the New Year train started on time. It carried away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once-fiery time. Happy new year!
the end of the year is just around the corner, and good fortune is coming from the east. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!
Although the Year of the Pig is an old New Year greeting every year, I don't know how many times I've said it, but it's an old word with new ideas and different feelings. Happy Chinese New Year! All the best!
The Year of the Pig has passed by us, and many people and things are gradually forgotten, but you are always in my heart, because you make my world different. I wish you a different New Year.
The bell of the Spring Festival keeps ringing, and my blessing keeps sending. A thousand words bless a word: Happy New Year, auspicious New Year!
happy new year! Happy New Year to you! We have enjoyed our cooperation in the past year. Thank you for your care and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck! Get what you want
I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and good health in the new year. May all your dreams come true in the new year.
It's spring again. Blessings float all over the sky, to you and to me. Congratulations on the New Year! Happy New Year! All the best! Get what you want
It's another beautiful beginning of the year and a happy time. I sincerely wish you a happy New Year again!
I have put my blessing in 365 flower buds. They open one flower every day and give you good wishes every day.
On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you and your family happiness, good luck and good health. Maxima, Le Chi, by going up one flight of stairs!
Snowflakes are fluttering all over the sky, ushering in the New Year. Let's get together for a long time. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart.
My dearest friend: May God bless you in this New Year! Guanyin bodhisattva protects you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!
New Year, new things, new beginnings, new starting points, and new gains. I wish my friends all the best, peace and happiness throughout the year, and a happy Spring Festival.
happy new year! The new year is coming, and all the good things are here! Happy New Year to you and your family! Good health! Good work! Good luck!
good luck in the new year! The official career is promoted step by step, and everything wins! Sparrows are handy and rich in money! Good health, delicious food, safe sleep, happy family, congratulations on making a fortune!
as the days go by, people will live longer, and spring will be full of blessings. Three sheep open Thailand to send good luck, and five blessings is rich in financial resources. I wish you a happy New Year, happiness and health! !
I wish you the Year of the Monkey: famous, prosperous, brilliant, famous, famous, and famous, and Malaysia takes the lead!
I wish: a bright future in the new year, good luck, good fortune, prosperous family, happy and prosperous, as happy as the East China Sea, and a happier life than Nanshan!
the spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you up, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you the best, and the lucky star will always shine on you.
No surprises, another year. When the New Year comes, I sincerely wish that the bank deposit will only increase but not decrease, a bright future, work hard today, aim at life, and always pay attention to money!
I wish you a new beginning and a new harvest in the new year. Happy New Year and all the best!
I wish you get rich in the new year and set foot on Marlboro, your career on Hongta Mountain, your lover has crossed Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China.
I wish you plenty of money, lots of happiness, lots of wives and children in the new year. Touching the east and kissing the west lightly, moaning, hugging the beauty in the left and smiling in the right, enviing Wei Xiaobao and Ximen Qing.
Some things don't fade with the passage of time, and some people don't forget because they don't see each other often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of welcoming the new year, I wish you a prosperous career.
happy new year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich in money! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy ever after! Fu Lu shou Xi! Congratulations on getting rich!
I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you!
I'd like to say hello to you when the Spring Festival comes. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious taste; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.
wine: it's like water in a cup. It's haunted when you drink it. You stumble when you walk, quarrel when you get home, climb into bed and have impotence. You regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?
happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The god of wealth follows you! Fortune is with you!
I wish you, brother: Dragon Horse has a prosperous spiritual career, and you won't get fat if you eat and drink. My little secret is fighting for you, and the longer my daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger her old and young, and the new year will have a new look!
I wish you all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your waiting will appear, and all your efforts will be fulfilled in the new year.
In this sunny festival, I wish you a happy and joyful mood, warm family reunion, sweet love as the sun, and no sadness in the Pacific Ocean.
the wife is the home, and the lover is the flower; Pay home and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home when you are sick, and look at the flowers; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.
A lover is a flower in his hand, and he doesn't want to scatter it. A friend is a chopped green onion. Where do you need it? A secret is a spark. Occasionally, a little friction occurs. A lover is a twist, and he will only think of him when he is hungry. I wish a happy chopped green onion.
In the New Year, I wish friends all over the world: comfortable work, satisfactory salary, warm bed, intimate friends, caring people, everything goes well, always happy, and everything is satisfactory!
weather forecast: this year, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky Xia, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.
May good luck always trample on bad luck like a mine, never shower you with wealth like a meteor shower, find happiness everywhere like garbage, and stare at you like a fly all your life. Happy New Year!
(Serious statement: This blessing shall not be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have the blessing. )
We meet by chance, but we can't get together, so I hope we can remember each other. Lucky to know each other, but not lucky to be together, the sea is bright and the moon is bright, and it will last forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness. Happy new year.
A little friendship is true, a little attachment is light, a little miss is deep, and a little blessing is the most true! may you have a happy new year!
I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want people who read text messages to be happy in the new year!
the sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually clear. The sea is not wide, and this shore connects with the other. Dreams are shallow and everything is natural. Tears are sweet, when your heart wishes. I wish you a happy new year!
I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time, ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, and hands but I can't hold your body at any time; But I have a warm heart that can bless you at any time: Happy New Year and all the best!
I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut a ton of care from my heart. New Year gift for you!
a green leaf is full of its friendship with the roots; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-the beginning of the new year, I wish success and happiness will always accompany you.
how can the frozen world thaw and recover overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth blossom and smell fragrant overnight? May you keep accumulating and create something.
Hold a bunch of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, buy four bottles of romance in France, six boxes of happiness in the United States, and eight boxes of blessings in the United Nations, and cut out ten cares from the bottom of my heart as a gift for you. Happy New Year, my friend!
happy new year! Fresh every year! ! Make a fortune! ! !
I wish you: you have a high position, light responsibilities, less work and more money, and you are close to home. You wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, and you get cramps when you receive money. Pretty girls love you and are crazy. Happy new year!
The least element in nature is love, and the most element is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy New Year.
paper crane, thousands of hearts, bless you forever. Happy new year to you all!
what is everlasting? What is Dijiu? Say a happy new year, let you remember that it is forever!
Osama bin Laden opposes terrorism, Bush kisses Saddam Hussein, and Sharon will give in tomorrow. If all three items are met, you will not be blessed in the New Year.
Take the family as the center and happiness as the radius, and draw a perfect family in Qian Qian!
I won't give you a gift this holiday, but send you a short message. Health and happiness are always with you, and let me tell you: the god of wealth has followed you!
Every holiday season, I miss my relatives more, and spend a good full moon to send my relatives; I wish my relatives and friends everything, and enjoy a good mood every day.
Happy New Year! Happy New Year every year!
I wish you: There are always plenty of blessings at the door, and auspicious clouds gather for the Spring Festival!
Good luck in the Spring Festival. Come in! I wish you good luck and all the best!
It is said that lavender has four green leaves: the first is faith, the second is hope, the third is love, and the fourth is luck. Send you a lavender, wish you a happy new year!
A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates. Good luck coming early. One catty of candy and two jins of banana, I wish you good luck and won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!
I wish you peace throughout the year and happiness every day; Smooth road, step by step; More than a year, rolling in financial resources; Every family is happy and everything goes well!
The motherland under the leadership of the Party will live forever, and the people under the leadership of the Party will live and work in peace and contentment. Together, we will create a brand-new year!
I sincerely wish you all the expectations, dreams, hopes and contributions in the new year!
It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve around, 24 hours to miss someone, and a lifetime to love someone, but it only takes one second for a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year!
SMS New Year greetings: Happy New Year, live and work in peace. Industry is prosperous and prosperous. Good luck and strive for the upper reaches. With ease, youth will stay forever. I wish you happiness!
carry forward the past and welcome the new year, raise the golden cup for thousands of households, keep pace with the times and celebrate the new year, and spread laughter and joy to thousands of people.
it's not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate, what a pity to miss it. Knowing that lovesickness is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When will I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!
I wish investors a happy New Year, lots of silver and lots of money, and the stock market will be extremely hot in the New Year.
Close your eyes, my little wish will fly to your window in the new year's evening bell, and it will overlap with your dreams in the new century ...
Spring blossoms, and spring comes back. I send a breeze into your arms: peace is priceless, and love is always there. Qian Fan competes for development. Well-off society is in sight. The grand blueprint is heroic.
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