What are the classic quotations from Xie Xiaofei’s funny lines? A review of Huang Zitao’s golden love quotes

Xie Xiaofei’s funny lines and classic quotations:

1. I, Xie Xiaofei, never ride in a car driven by a woman!

2. Xie Xiaofei asked: If I like you, What will your life be like? Tong Wei smiled slightly: My life will become a funny horror movie.

3. I am a boy and you are a girl. You are beautiful, I am handsome, you are smart and I am wise. From top to bottom, from left to right, we match each other. What do you call this? This is called a perfect match.

4. You can’t rely on the voice recorder as evidence. Just tell me that you like me, can’t you just confess to me? Why make it difficult for you to make things difficult for me?

5. If you move again and I kiss you, is it abnormal for a boyfriend to kiss you?

6. If you don’t like me, it means you hate me. Do you like me?

7. Without you, what is the use of my dreams?

8. Can you compare with me, Xie Xiaofei? Tell me where you can find a perfect man like me!

9. You have kissed me, you must be responsible for me!

10. If you don’t want me to like you, then you just like me.

11. If I don’t stop here, where should I stop? How can others pass by if I stop on the road! Why are you so selfish!

12. I’ll smell you if you put on such fragrance What's wrong!

13. What does it smell like, and what does it taste like?

14. Mr. Xie is my dad, and I am Mr. Fei!

15. Milk is heated with the body.

16. This woman is interesting and she is my type.

17. I just like you but not me. Everyone likes me. How boring!

18. What are you doing here? Pursuing you!

19. Am I, Xie Xiaofei, the kind of person who can finish my meal with just one meal?

20. Fortunately, I am agile, otherwise my handsome face would be ruined by you. The woman is sad!