Classic post bar funny talk about busy work during the day

1. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

I hate everything that time has given me. It makes me feel the emptiness of death between every heartbeat]

3. What a mandarin duck plays with water, it's all fucking drowned, and what a fly with me, it's all fucking dead.

When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

Primary school students are a team, middle school students are a bunch, and college students are one to one.

6. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

7. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

Listening to the tick of the clock, time flies.

9. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a loving home.

10. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

1 1. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

12. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.

13. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

14. I gave you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars if you need anything.

15. Rats are holding knives, and there are cats and brothels all over the street. Who knows loneliness?

16. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why are you a third wheel between us?

17. If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on with whatever others fart.

18. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but at night I can't restrain my inner emotions and secretly laugh under the quilt.

20. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether this dime should be picked up on the ground.

2 1. Since drinking XX milk powder, my hair has disappeared and dandruff has become more prominent!

22. In a blink of an eye, it's time for northerners to show off in an ostentatious manner and southerners to tremble.

23. There are two me in the world, one is me who eats, and the other is me who wants to lose weight.

24. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.

25. Today, I want to listen to music with headphones. I found that there was no sound on my left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turned out that I was deaf on my left side. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.

26.oo-？ Do you know why? Do you care? Because I'm studying!

27. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

I love you very much, but I can't tell you what to do.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

30. The country depends on guns, the people rely on money, and men and women rely on sleep.

32. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

34. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

I forgot the face of the person I promised to love all my life.

36. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you.

37. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

38. My nephew said excitedly: Uncle, I am a big official! Where is the monitor? I suddenly feel very sad: my uncle is the biggest official in my life and a Q group administrator.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

40. I was going to be as thin as lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.